Movie Drinking Games: Post Yours Here

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Home Alone


Drink once: Every time a black person appears on screen.
Start to drink: During the fake party scene but then stop once you realize that a cardboard cutout of Michael Jordan doesn't count as a black person.
Try not to kill yourself: While watching Home Alone completely sober.
Bonus points: If you're white and are watching it with a black friend and have to navigate the always tricky: "A cardboard cutout of Michael Jordan should count because I value you all equally"�" argument.

Dazed and Confused


Take a drink: Every time you or your buddy says something like, "man I wish high school was still as cool as it was back in the days of Dazed and Confused."
Take another drink: Every time Matthew McConaughey or Ben Affleck says, "man I wish my career was as cool as it was back in the days of Dazed and Confused." Note: In the unlikely event that either McConaughey or B-Affs is not present, just assume that whichever one is missing would say this every single time their character appears on screen.
Finish your beer: Every time the kid playing Mitch Kramer touches the bridge of his nose.
Have your stomach pumped: After finishing 237 beers.

A Time to Kill


Take a drink: Every time a character in the film sweats profusely or comments on the heat despite the fact that it takes place at a time when air conditioning is readily available.
Drink again: Every time someone in your group makes the "Jack Bauer used to be an *******," joke when Kiefer Sutherland is on screen.
Chug: When someone in your group makes the "Jack Bauer used to be old" joke because they're too drunk to tell Kiefer Sutherland apart from his father Donald.
Finish your beer: Just because everyone in the movie looks so goddamned hot and it' making you thirsty.
Now imagine she' black: At the end of the movie when McConaughey tells you to, even though you're too drunk to even know what he' talking about and you remember not being very sure that the line made sense when you were sober.

Million Dollar Baby


Drink once: Everytime you check the back of the box to make sure that this movie about women' sports was directed by the same guy who made Unforgiven.
Drink again: Every time you check the back of the box to make sure this movie won the Best Picture Oscar.
Finish your beer and open another one: When the sadistic ****s who wrote the movie start making your girlfriend cry just because they can.
Keep drinking: After the movie has ended and your girlfriend decides that she wants to "talk about what the movie meant."
Fail to enunciate your words: As you argue that it' best not to dwell on what was clearly one of the most horrific movie-viewing experiences of either of your lives.

 

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THE CABLE GUY

Oh I see. We're playing prison rules.


Ah one of Jim’s earlier roles, the creepy cable guy with the lisp. Can’t we all agree that we would have been more of a friend to Chip than Matthew Broderick was? Maybe, maybe not, but either way, the man could quote. Let’s get it on.

Drink every time anyone says “Steven.”

Drink for each clear quote from Chip (book, movie, etc.) ex: “women are a labyrinth, my friend.”

Drink any time a TV show or movie is mentioned by name.

Drink whenever Chip is at someone’s door or on the phone.

Drink five seconds whenever Chip sings with the song in the background.

Drink ten seconds for any broken backboard.

Drink ten seconds for any Ricky Ricardo laugh.

 

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ROLE MODELS

Now let's gingerly touch our tips.



Possibly the funniest movie of 2008, Role Models opened our eyes to the world of L.A.I.R. (or “live action interactive roleplaying explorers”) and I know all of us looked up the soonest LARP battle in or around our respective cities (or maybe only I did. Here’s a list http://www.larplist.com/mainlist.php?op=wodlist). Let the battle begin…

Drinking Rules:
Drink whenever anyone says L.A.I.R.E.
Drink every time Gayle says B.S. or cocaine.
Drink any time a country from L.A.I.R.E. is said.
Drink 5 seconds every time Ronnie says something racist.
Drink the any time someone uses a ridiculous Olde English phrase.
Drink 10 seconds every time Gayle does something inappropriate with the bagel-dog.
Drink anytime Ronnie names a Ben Affleck movie or calls Danny Ben Affleck.
Drink anytime Wheeler and Danny say something back-to-back while talking to a third person.

 

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DODGEBALL: A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY

That's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.



It’s been a while folks, but we’re back by popular demand. Let’s jump right back into the mix with Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, Dodgeball!

Drinking Rules:
Drink whenever Globo-Gym is said.
Drink every time someone says “dodge” or “ball.”
Drink each time Peter asks a question.
Drink whenever anyone gets hit by a ball.
Drink 5 seconds whenever someone fingers their bellybutton.
Drink 5 seconds anytime someone gets hit with something other than a ball (i.e. wrench, giant fat girl, etc.).
Drink ten seconds every time Pepper Brooks says anything (double if he doesn’t understand the concept of a forfeit).

 

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ANIMAL HOUSE

you know you make me wanna SHOUT!



The classic in all its glory. Nothing more need be said.

Drinking Rules:
Drink every time a bottle, window, door, or basically anything breaks.
Drink any time anyone gets introduced.
Drink each time the front of a frat or administration building is shown.
Drink every time “Louie Louie” by the Kingsmen plays.
Drink any time someone says the name of a frat (Delta, Omega, etc.)
Drink as much as possible during “Shout” (who ever hasn’t finished their beer by the end is no longer allowed to hang out with you).
Drink (at your discretion) whenever anyone screams.

 

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BRING IT ON: ALL OR NOTHINGBring It On: All or Nothing

As though I would pick any other photo.



Okay, at first, I was unhappy about doing this movie. It’s about cheer leading. But then I was reminded how hot Hayden Panettiere is, and the movie got a lot better. It was actually pretty funny, in a frustrating kind of way.

Drinking Rules:
Drink anytime someone talks in IMs.
Drink every time one of the girls flips their hair.
Drink each time someone says “Cheer” or references “never cheering again.”
Drink any time someone says the name of either school (school name or mascot).
Drink every time Rhianna is reference.
Drink ten seconds every time a vaginal piercing is referenced.

 

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SPACEBALLS

No, no, no. Go past this. Pass this part. In fact, never play this again.



Oh Mel, never a disappointment. This spoof of Star Wars begins with the same iconic vertically scrolling text giving us some background before we jump right into the story; the text ends with “If you can still read this, you don’t need glasses.” Lord Dark Helmet is attempting to suck all of the clean air out of planet Druidia with a giant vacuum cleaner, and only Lone Starr and Barf can stop him. With his arsenal of brilliant comedies/parodies, this is the first of many games for Mel Brooks movies, for sure.

Drinking Rules:
Drink anytime a corny Mel Brooks-type joke is made.
Drink anytime you see a space ship from the outside.
Drink whenever anyone says “Dark Helmet,” “Princess,” or “Spaceball(s).”
Drink anytime anyone repeats something that someone else has just said.
Drink for any mention of the Schwartz.

 

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The object of the game is while watching the Disney Classic, "Little Mermaid", drink a swallow of beer each time a bubble appears on the screen. We have approximated nearly 1000 different bubble opportunities in the 90 minute movie.
There is also a derivative to this in which a contestant must take a drink of beer each time there is a reference to the sea or water, i.e. wet, fish, coral, etc. If you can make it through the "Under the Sea" song, which has about 150 references in a 3 minute song, you have a good chance of making it.

 

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Watch the movie "From Dusk Till Dawn" and have close access to several beers. You're going to need them. The rules are quite simple:

1. Every time George Clooney says something intimidating - 1 drink
2. Every time Harvey Keitel says something infinitely wise - 1 drink.
3. Every time Cheech Marin shows up as a new character - finish drink.
4. Every time Cheech Marin says the word "p*ssy" - 1 drink. (This is the killer)
5. Every time a vampire catches on fire - 1 drink. If it explodes - 2 drinks. 6. During the Santanico Pandemonium dance scene, simply relax and enjoy. No drinks necessary here. You'll need the break.