Moving to China (Seriously)

[SuperDude]

So, I'm serving a two year mission for the LDS (Mormon) Church and going to Hong Kong. I leave Monday. Anyone ever been there before?

 

[Kritish]

Preaching in China is illegal.

 

[Darthphere]

Preaching in China is illegal.

LMAO!

 

[tzarinna]

No, I've always wanted to go. I think you'll have a wonderful time.

 

[Carter]

Good luck with that whole communism thing

 

[Kritish]

LMAO!

There communist, he will get arrested. Witch would be sort of funny.

 

[Darthphere]

There communist, he will get arrested. Witch would be sort of funny.

He can hang out with Jack.

 

[Truthteller]

Best wishes SuperDude.

Keep an eye out for Jack Bauer please.

 

[Kritish]

Thank god they got rid of Jack. I hated that show.

 

[Lackey]

When Americans go to China, do they start a Dry Cleaning service?

 

[Darthphere]

When Americans go to China, do they start a Dry Cleaning service?

No, do Americans drive taxi's in India?

 

[Kritish]

SuperDude better get busy, there's 1.6 Billion Chinese he needs to convert.

 

[Truthteller]

When Americans go to China, do they start a Dry Cleaning service?

No. They open water parks with mud pits.

 

[Socrates]

Thank god they got rid of Jack. I hated that show.

I seriously hope you're only joking.

 

[SuperDude]

Yeah, my first thoughts upon finding out where I was going were:

"Wait. Don't they kill Christians in China?"

But apparently Hong Kong has some sort of semi-autonomous democratic government or something. I dunno. I'll be learning Mandarin though, that's the official language of mainland China but not Hong Kong so I believe I am, in fact, going to be trying to convert the godless commies. I hope I don't die.

 

[Kritish]

I seriously hope you're only joking.

One man saving the world five times it just stupid.

 

[Socrates]

One man saving the world five times it just stupid.

But I haven't seen the finale yet!

 

[Darthphere]

Yeah, my first thoughts upon finding out where I was going were:

"Wait. Don't they kill Christians in China?"

But apparently Hong Kong has some sort of semi-autonomous democratic government or something. I dunno. I'll be learning Mandarin though, that's the official language of mainland China but not Hong Kong so I believe I am, in fact, going to be trying to convert the godless commies. I hope I don't die.

"you're far too valuable to die."

 

[Kritish]

Yeah, my first thoughts upon finding out where I was going were:

"Wait. Don't they kill Christians in China?"

But apparently Hong Kong has some sort of semi-autonomous democratic government or something. I dunno. I'll be learning Mandarin though, that's the official language of mainland China but not Hong Kong so I believe I am, in fact, going to be trying to convert the godless commies. I hope I don't die.

Talk about blind faith, you don't even know there policy for missionaries.

 

[SuperDude]

No, I've always wanted to go. I think you'll have a wonderful time.

Yeah, I think it will be a blast. Especially because I won't just be in the main, downtown area of Hong Kong. I may get sent to the surrounding areas or one of the many tiny islands that are around there. A quick search on the internet revealed that there are 'tradition villages' on these islands. So I could go from being in one of the biggest cities in the world to living in a thatched roof cottage in the space of a day.

 

[SuperDude]

Best wishes SuperDude.

Keep an eye out for Jack Bauer please.

Yeah, I can't believe that Chinese consulate guy. Chris Rock saves his daughter and he repays us by Shanghai-ing Jack Bauer? Not cool.

 

[SuperDude]

Talk about blind faith, you don't even know there policy for missionaries.

Meh. I'm sure I wouldn't get sent there if I was going to have spend the whole time fighting pinkos. But whatchyagonnado right? Not a lot of better ways to die than fighting commies in the name of the Almighty, right?

 

[Mee]

Good luck to you.

 

[SuperDude]

Good luck to you.

Thanks a lot!

 

[musclesforsupes]

Mention Judith Light and Randor to the china people and maybe they will turn you know Monaish.