MTV's Yo Mamma!

[AllThingsComic]

Yo Mamma's so fat that when she was in class,she got marked absent

Not sure if you know, but the joke goes, Yo Momma's so black she got marked absent at night school.

 

[Silver Sable]

Edit

 

[Silver Sable]

Not sure if you know, but the joke goes, Yo Momma's so black she got marked absent at night school.

My bad

 

[AllThingsComic]

Edit

just thought i'd help you out. lol

 

[Silver Sable]

You did

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

yo mommas so fat that when she was kidnapped they put her face on the cows.

 

[AllThingsComic]

^^^ one of the best ones i've heard, How about your mommas so fat when she jumped up in the air, she got stuck.

 

[X-Ray]

Yo mamma so fat, when she walked passed the t.v., I missed the whole season of Making the Band ... lol

and then there's this one from the character guy ...

Hickory dickory dot ... your mom's a ****

 

[ToddIsDead]

Yo mama's so fat, that her belt size is the equator.

 

[Jager X]

^ ^ ^
lol that crap sucks

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

yo mommas so fat that even yoda can't lift her.

 

[AllThingsComic]

Any one remember this(hope this doesn't get me a warning?) One good rank deserves another, so between my legs hangs your mother! I apologize if anyone took offense to the slight vulgarity, but I thought that was one of the best Yo Momma joke enders ever!

 

[kane9321]

Yo mama's so skinny she can hanglide on a "dorito chip"

"runs away in shame"

 

[AllThingsComic]

lmao, oldie but goodie.

 

[kane9321]

yo mama's so nasty, I asked the b%^#& what's for dinner, she opened her legs and said....crabs

yo mama's so poor, she couldnt even pay attention

yo mama's so fat her blood type is "ragu"..(as in pasta sauce)

 

[Silver Sable]

yo mama's so nasty, I asked the b%^#& what's for dinner, she opened her legs and said....crabs

That's nasty

 

[AllThingsComic]

Yo Momma's like a door knob, everybody get's a turn.

 

[King Ruler]

Yo momma's so dumb this broad brought lipstick to a make up test!

Yo momma's so fat she don't take pictures she takes posters!

Now where's my cash money, Wilmer?

 

[Lazlo Panaflex]

Yo mamma's so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Yo mamma's so dumb she went to the movies and saw a sign under 17 no admittance so she went to get 16 other people.

 

[Sabretooth]

Yo mamma's so fat I had to take two trains and a bus to get on her good side.

 

[King Ruler]

Yo momma is so black that it look like she was baptized in tar.

 

[Lazlo Panaflex]

Yo mamma's so cheap she can make a gourmet dinner out of dog food.

Yo mamma's so cheap she uses urinal cakes for drink coasters.

Yo mamma's so dumb she thinks X-Men is a porno movie.

Yo mamma's so dumb she thinks Batman is about baseball.

Yo mamma's so old she was present during the birth of Jesus.

Yo mamma's so ugly she makes Bea Arthur look fine.

 

[Nebins]

Yo momma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over twice and was still on top of her

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

yo mamma is so fat that befour i had sex with her i had to roll her in flower to find the wet spot.

 

[AllThingsComic]

Yo Mommas so old she was the waitress at The Last Supper!