Muslim Brides Undergoing Painful Vaginal Surgery to 'Re-virginize' for Wedding Nights
Monday , D ecember 17, 2007
On her wedding night, Aisha Salim will hand her blooded sheets to her in-laws as proof of her virginity, according to a story in The D aily Telegraph of Australia.
But theres one problem. Being a modern English university graduate, she is far from the traditional untouched Muslim bride.
Like most woman her age, Salim has smoked, drank, had sex and even lived with one of her past boyfriends.
so pretty much, what I'm trying to say here is that Islam is evil, how evil you say?
well, imagine you had a puppy, and that puppy was a Muslim, so one day you come homa and the puppy has pissed on your brand new carpet.
so you smack it on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
so next time you come home, you find the carpet is clean but the puppy strapped 4 packs of plastique to it's little puppy chest, and before you can say "oh Jesus!" the puppy barks ala akbar! ( which is you compressed it, you'd say quicker) and blows both of you sky high, why?
because both Muslims, and puppies are inherently evil.
so, what should we do about this? well, the logical thing to do would be, convert everyone in the region because if they are fundamentalists they would probably be more than willing to change religions, I mean, sounds ok doesn't it?
so, then, back to the puppy, so you're kicking it in the afterlife, and come up to God for judgment, so you're all like "ZOMG!" and he's all like "I know!" and you're all like "Jesus!" and Jesus is all like "what?" and you're all like "never mind" so, you're all ready to stroll into heaven but then God says "wait a minute! is that shirt ......." he cringes in disgust "MIXED FABRIC!?" and you're all like "yeah, why?" and Jesus comes up and goes "oh, you did it now son! the bible says that you can't wear Mixed fabrics! it's right there, along with my dad's tacit endorsement of lesbianism" and you're all like "huh?" and jesus is all like "sorry!"
and then you're in a lake of fire, and you know who is next to you?
that's right Muslim PUPPPY!
so in closing, stay in school
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