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[ZollyBeckerShow]

My idea to save earth 616 with a massive " crisis on infinite earths'' type maxi-series.

imediately after when Dr. Doom escaped from hell, he returns to Castle Von Doom.
Mephesto meets him there, Mephesto is impressed that Vic escaped hell.
Mephesto says because Doom is the most worthy and pragmatic leader- he will give him a world without heroes.
-Doom takes control of Scarlet Witch, which he has bring Magneto back to life.
causing "Planet X".
- Doom makees Scarlet Witch go crazy causing "Avengers Disassembled".
-Doom makes Scarlet Witch bring Magneto to life again.
Doom causes everything: House of M, Civil War, Secret Invasion.

Spidey is not really rebooted, Peter has become a semi catatonic homeless dude wandering NYC in his own delusional fantasy world.


So GOD (Jack Kirby) brings Cap and Captain Marvel back to life to save Spidey from his bearded homeless'ness, Iron Man and Reed Richards from fascism, and fight Doom for all the marbles!!!

 

[imdaly]

Yeeeeeahhhhhh.....or no.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I know good writers. Good writers are friends of mine. You are NO good writer.

 

[moraldeficiency]

OMD the cosmic version? No, I think I'll pass.

Have doc strange, or better yet loki, figure it out and tell pete. Pete confronts mephisto who schools him while explaining what a dick he's been and how selfish he is, Doc Strange/Loki helps pete get away from mephisto. Pete realizes what he's done and sets off to fix it, maybe with mephisto sending some demons to stop it from happening.

 

[Venom 1988]

My idea to save earth 616 with a massive " crisis on infinite earths'' type maxi-series.

imediately after when Dr. Doom escaped from hell, he returns to Castle Von Doom.
Mephesto meets him there, Mephesto is impressed that Vic escaped hell.
Mephesto says because Doom is the most worthy and pragmatic leader- he will give him a world without heroes.
-Doom takes control of Scarlet Witch, which he has bring Magneto back to life.
causing "Planet X".
- Doom makees Scarlet Witch go crazy causing "Avengers Disassembled".
-Doom makes Scarlet Witch bring Magneto to life again.
Doom causes everything: House of M, Civil War, Secret Invasion.

Spidey is not really rebooted, Peter has become a semi catatonic homeless dude wandering NYC in his own delusional fantasy world.


So GOD (Jack Kirby) brings Cap and Captain Marvel back to life to save Spidey from his bearded homeless'ness, Iron Man and Reed Richards from fascism, and fight Doom for all the marbles!!!

Thats the most ******ed thing I ever read. Get over it already

 

[UK_Stu]

My idea to save earth 616 with a massive " crisis on infinite earths'' type maxi-series.

imediately after when Dr. Doom escaped from hell, he returns to Castle Von Doom.
Mephesto meets him there, Mephesto is impressed that Vic escaped hell.
Mephesto says because Doom is the most worthy and pragmatic leader- he will give him a world without heroes.
-Doom takes control of Scarlet Witch, which he has bring Magneto back to life.
causing "Planet X".
- Doom makees Scarlet Witch go crazy causing "Avengers Disassembled".
-Doom makes Scarlet Witch bring Magneto to life again.
Doom causes everything: House of M, Civil War, Secret Invasion.

Spidey is not really rebooted, Peter has become a semi catatonic homeless dude wandering NYC in his own delusional fantasy world.


So GOD (Jack Kirby) brings Cap and Captain Marvel back to life to save Spidey from his bearded homeless'ness, Iron Man and Reed Richards from fascism, and fight Doom for all the marbles!!!

This is a joke right?

right?

 

[Jack O Lantern]

My idea is for somebody to sell their marriage to the devil and have all the fans who hate BND forhet MJ and Peter were ever married

 

[Styleshift]

My idea to save earth 616 with a massive " crisis on infinite earths'' type maxi-series.

imediately after when Dr. Doom escaped from hell, he returns to Castle Von Doom.
Mephesto meets him there, Mephesto is impressed that Vic escaped hell.
Mephesto says because Doom is the most worthy and pragmatic leader- he will give him a world without heroes.
-Doom takes control of Scarlet Witch, which he has bring Magneto back to life.
causing "Planet X".
- Doom makees Scarlet Witch go crazy causing "Avengers Disassembled".
-Doom makes Scarlet Witch bring Magneto to life again.
Doom causes everything: House of M, Civil War, Secret Invasion.

Spidey is not really rebooted, Peter has become a semi catatonic homeless dude wandering NYC in his own delusional fantasy world.


So GOD (Jack Kirby) brings Cap and Captain Marvel back to life to save Spidey from his bearded homeless'ness, Iron Man and Reed Richards from fascism, and fight Doom for all the marbles!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gack hack cough* ok...I'm sorry....oh man....

hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! t:

This was the funniest thing I've seen all day....and I just got done watching this moron lock himself in a convenience store while trying to rob it....

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[imdaly]

Nice ragdoll physics!

That dude practically killed himself for nothing! Love it!

 

[Styleshift]

Nice ragdoll physics!

That dude practically killed himself for nothing! Love it!

ROFL! t: *Rag doll physics.* haha

I died when I watched that video. Just think how funny I thought that fix was.

I'd rather them keep the BND status quo (but make it feel more cohesive with the rest of the MU) than to destroy the marvel universe just to get things back the way it was for Spidey. OMD was a bad story to affect the out come of Spidey. We don't need another bad story to affect EVERY comic marvel has.

Isn't this the same dude that says they should age peter until he is too old to be spidey and have his offspring (most likely May) become the next Spider-hero for ASM?

Come on Zolly...this is all nonsense.

 

[ZollyBeckerShow]

My fix is good because it retcons all the damage of House of M and Civil War.
Doom is the only explanation.
Now that the Sheild is ending, I must become Vick Mackie!!!

 

[Venom 1988]

My fix is good because it retcons all the damage of House of M and Civil War.
Doom is the only explanation.
Now that the Sheild is ending, I must become Vick Mackie!!!

No your just delusional, its horrible. Based on your posts and videos, your just an attention ****e with a ******ed mindset.

 

[Styleshift]

My fix is good because it retcons all the damage of House of M and Civil War.
Doom is the only explanation.
Now that the Sheild is ending, I must become Vick Mackie!!!

c'mon...seriously, look at this;

Spidey is not really rebooted, Peter has become a semi catatonic homeless dude wandering NYC in his own delusional fantasy world.


So GOD (Jack Kirby) brings Cap and Captain Marvel back to life to save Spidey from his bearded homeless'ness, Iron Man and Reed Richards from fascism, and fight Doom for all the marbles!!!

even Joe Quesada's not that crazy....

 

[stillanerd]

LOL with tears at that video Styleshift. "Ragdoll physics" indeed.

 

[bryanss3]

wow and no thats all i can say ... what a waste of a thread

I just got an idea though have Peter David start writing spider-man.

Have Layla Miller return from the future, she can fix it.

Then she can go back to X-factor

 

[shinlyle]

My fix is ******ed because it amplifies all the damage of House of M and Civil War by making an even bigger continuity crisis.
Years of Abuse is the only explanation.
Now that the Sheild is ending, I must become a Meter Maid!!!

There. I editted it so that it sounded a little less stupid, and a little more entertaining.

 

[TheWrathOfGod]

Not only would this idea salvage the decaying foundation of the house of ideas, it would make reading comics worthwhile again. Joey Q needs to pay for what he has done to continuity and Spidey. Blaming Doom for Disassembled, House of M, Civil War, and Secret Invasion is a satisfactory solution to the myriad of problems facing the Marvel Universe. I’m with ZollyBeckerShow.

 

[moraldeficiency]

Now that the Sheild is ending, I must become Vick Mackie!!!

You're no Vic Mackie dude.