My friends dannys theory which is in turn fact.

Bees ain't dying out. In fact, we're back and ready to party, dammit:

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Sorry, I had to :woot:
 
Fairies are graceful and magical. I am neither. That night I got bloated and tipsy on beer and passed out in some girl's bed. Then when she woke me up, we brawled, because she apparently didn't have a problem with me being in her bed; just having glittery, majestic wings on her pillow.

But yeah. Bzzzzzz!
 
Pshht. I wish, friend.

I guess girls just don't dig the bumble bee look, right?
 
They certainly don't know. Next time, I'll just shake my stinger on over to whatever hottie happens to be closest and speak thusly, "Hey, baby. Apparently, the world's ending in 2012, we should rock the hive, if ya know what I'm saying...What's that? Oh...something about bees and cellphones...no, I read it online, it's totally legit."

Then I'd be in. Ahh.
 
Stupid bees. Of all the things we could die from...well actually I could die from a bee sting being alergic to them and all. But I wouldn't want to die because the all die out. Now that would suck.

How much do you want to bet that some nut job will start a save the bees movement?
 
According to bee keepers mobile phones don't harm bees. Something about a disease killing off American bees. Also in the UK the number of bee keepers has went up 200% in the last 5 years and is one of the fastest growing hobbies. I ask you, who wants to keep bees?
 
So now we'll have to import honey from the UK? I guess the Beatles were prophesizing when they wrote the song "Honey Pie".
 
Stupid bees. Of all the things we could die from...well actually I could die from a bee sting being alergic to them and all. But I wouldn't want to die because the all die out. Now that would suck.

How much do you want to bet that some nut job will start a save the bees movement?

like jerry signfeld and his bee movie...
 
Of all Einstein's theories, Humanity perishing in 4 years if bees die out is my favorite one by far.
 
This has probably been said before... **** bees!
 
Pavlov, you are quite nuts, babe. Kudos on that as well.
 
Uber bee-cleavage.
 
Okay so yesterday me and a group of friends were skating at the park, when out of no ware my friend Danny sees my friend pull out his cell phone, so hes like cell phone will kill you.

and I'm like yea cuz of radiation, and hes like not only that but bees.


so i was like bees what the **** does that have to do with cell phones.


than he said, Well because bees use radiation waves to travel. by us using cell phones we can throw of their travel patterns and also make them not want to go to their hives, so in turn they die..

so i was like so what, and he said what do you mean so what, bees are the number one sources of plant pollination, if they die, so do plants, although their are many other sources of pollination, such as other animals and the wind.


anyway he said since December of this year a rapid decline of bees went into effect, and he also said Einstein theory was that if bees die out, humans have 4 years to live.


part 2 of his theory was, December 2007 was the date of the decline now this upcoming year 2008 + 4 = 2012.

the suppose day of Earth demise, December 21, 2012.

ohh nooss!!


discuss, bull **** or not bull ****. i mean yes the bee decline is true but what about the 4 years of life left?

I'm gonna stop using my cell for a while. :dry:
How do you think people grow flowers and vegetables and fruits in greenhouses? No bees there???
 
Find the source where einstein said this about bee's

i can't and ive been looking for 2 months since i first heard it... its either a closely guarded einstein quote or its a weird viral rumor.


Still worth observing, without bees we would seriously have massive crop failure. other bugs and birds do polination as well, but bees are the major polinators.

some say this is a natural trend in bee life cycles evry 50 years, some blame global warming... some say its a fungis.


hey everyone, its been a while
 
How do you think people grow flowers and vegetables and fruits in greenhouses? No bees there???


you don't need bee's to grow something from a seed, but you need bee's to make more seeds... unless you want a company like monsanto to completely controll all of the vegetation on the planet as the sole arbiters of seed production and dispersal...
 

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