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I'm glad you're respecting your mother's wishes, but she sounds wack. We are mostly talking about movies on here! Superhero movies!
 
I SEE SPIDEY said:
I'm glad you're respecting your mother's wishes, but she sounds wack. We are mostly talking about movies on here! Superhero movies!
Yeah! Just the movies! Not the tasty, innocent little boys!


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I'm glad you're respecting your mom's wishes except for...you know, creating this thread behind her back. But other than that, good going :):up:
 
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my momma said message boards are the devil
 
The Spider-Bat said:
Han Solo: I know.
Did you quote Han Solo just to say "I know"?

WTF?!?! couldn't you just say I know?

Spider-Man: Bye!

:unishr:
 
The Spider-Bat said:
Greetings my friends.

First off, let me answer some questions:

1.) Spider-Bat? Where the hell were you?

My mom found out about me being on this forum, so she said I wasn't allowed to be on this site because she's afraid of pedephiles, etc, etc.

2.) But, how are you posting now?

Well, my parents are not currently here and I've decided to make one last post.

3.) Why can't you post then?

I want to respect my mom's request.



Now, please nobody try to convince me otherwise.

I want to say good bye and good luck to everyone here, and especially my friends: Stryker (or Demon's Head), Flass, Max Shreck, owen, and Sentinel_08.

I've had good times here, and I'll never forget my experiences here, you guys got me into writting, and for that I thank you.

You'll still see me here from time to time, checking out the latest news, but I doubt I'll be posting

So, good-bye my friends. I will miss you. :(

What the hell? Hilarity aside, this is hilarious.

The Spider-Bat said:
Guys please don't spam. Think of this thread as.... a gravestone.

You've only been on here since the middle of '05?
 
Momma says he can't post here anymore.
 
Or he'll get it in the underoos.
 
Life is gonna eat you alive, kid.
 
I don't know how old you are, but essentially your parents are telling you that they do not trust you, that you have bad judgement, and that they have no choice but to shelter you from the ills of the world without truly educating you about them and giving you a chance to learn how to deal with them so that you'll grow up to be a serial killer with some severe repression issues. Best of luck to you! :up:

I live in...uhmmm....Minnesota, by the way. In case you really do grow up to be a serial killer and remember this thread with the intention of offing everyone who posted in it.

jag
 
someone ask Spider-bat if his mother combs his ass hair for him...

ok I had to use that line from "Detriot Rock City"..

Thank you.
 
No please Spider-Bat. Stay. Try and talk with your mom, show her this isn't a bad site. Please. Oh won't you reconsider? :(
 
Erzengel said:
Yeah me and a few others can not post for a few hours too. So as to keep it squeaky clean.
Ha, no chance in hell. I'd be all over his mom. I just can't believe I almost didn't read this thread at all. It's cracking me up the more I think about it.
 
Erzengel said:
No please Spider-Bat. Stay. Try and talk with your mom, show her this isn't a bad site. Please. Oh won't you reconsider? :(
How dare you betray a boy's last message board request? You bastard. Wait, am I allowed to say that in this thread?
 
Spider-Gump... my momma always said Hype is like a box of chocolates... you never know who's gonna put you in their mouth.
 
Calvin said:
How dare you betray a boy's last message board request? You bastard. Wait, am I allowed to say that in this thread?

You can't say bastard in this thread a$$hole. :mad:
 
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