Adopt A Newbie Program...

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  1. redmarvel Red, White and Buxom

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    The tricky bit is to get the timing right. You want a "Hype Hero" with a lot of free time on the Hype who's hours match those of the newbie...

    and where in blue blazes did you find this thread?
    and does that have the BUMP thread too?
     
  2. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    I wouldn't trust most of you to care for a bag of flower let alone a newbie.

    But to make it interesting, if your newbie is banned, you will be banned also.

    Ugh, sometimes I wish my rules would be law. :o
     
  3. CyberFaust Registered

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    am i a newbie?
     
  4. Drakon I got a rock.

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    The newbie rule is "If you have to ask, then you're still a newbie."

    It's not about join date, or post count. There are people here for a week with 1000 posts, and people from Spider-Man Hype days who just hit 700. There's a balance within the two factors, that, when perfectly aligned, ascends you beyond that of a newbie; you start to understand the nuances of this site, and start to understand the ways of it's people. Once it's established that you're comfortable in your own skin, are you a newbie, no more.
     
  5. CyberFaust Registered

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    i don't think of myself as a newbie but the adoption thing sounds fun and i'd like to give it a try :D
    i am the sort of 17 year old in foster care that just wants money for smokes newbie if you will :)
     
  6. SLVRSR4 Registered

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    I need someone strong in the ways of the post to help me get my large avatar! PM me wth adoption papers to sign. I'm so lonely:o
     
  7. C. Lee Superherohype Administrator

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    Sometimes you have wonderful ideas.:woot:
     
  8. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    I was adopted and passed around like a hot potato. :huh::csad:
     
  9. Speedin Bullet Mr. Peg's chewtoy

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    I find it odd that both of you suggested Hollow as my oldbie. I think it was planned from the very beginning that he would melt my brain with Mr. Peg. I have unlocked the final conspiracy....
     
  10. Knightsaber Priss Lone Wolf

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    Oh yes, I just love doing all that evil mindgame stuff to unsuspecting newbies of course. Just like the Church of Scientology I find mental abuse is an effective way to soften up newbies to do the oldbies will.

    P.S. I'm available if any newbies would like to be adopted by me.
     
  11. OPTMSPRM Guest

    will someone adopt me
     
  12. Dkim Ooh La La

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    Guess I'm a newbie:

    Anybody up to adopt me. :o
     
  13. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Please all female newbies over 18 of course, send 8 x 10s, along with an application to [email protected].

    :up:
     
  14. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Uh 8 x 10s? Headshots?
     
  15. OPTMSPRM Guest

    sorry whats a head shot
     
  16. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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  17. Dkim Ooh La La

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    Guessing a picture of your face
     
  18. Knightsaber Priss Lone Wolf

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    Being Banned kind of makes it hard to get adopted you know.
     
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    bumping for thread manager.

    I will consider adopting a newbie.
     
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    This thread is now closed it has a continuation thread [split]358179[/split]
     
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