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Never Trust A Grown Man Who...

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Doesn't admit to crapping their pants at least once in their adult life.

Now it's your turn
 
hmm, yea that is a lot rarer than you may have been lead to believe DJ
 
I'm only 20, but I don't think I've done that since I was a baby. lol
 
Never trust a grown man who hangs around children's playgrounds with binoculars.
 
Never trust a man who hasn't broken the 5 second rule on a food item they really should have thrown away.

(freaking love ice cream)
 
Never trust a man who tells you not to trust him.
 
I've never crapped my pants in adult life :confused:

My friend said the same thing and less than a year later it happened to him

hmm, yea that is a lot rarer than you may have been lead to believe DJ

It's actually a joke Daniel Tosh used on his show. I still feel it has merit though

I'm only 20, but I don't think I've done that since I was a baby. lol

You are a young buck, I'm 31 and did a lot of heavy drinking in my day. Trust me, it will happen :cwink:
 
You start this world in diapers and you end your life in diapers so at some point in your adult life you will crap your pants. It's not a question of if, it's a question of when
 
Never trust a grown man who hangs around the men's room so he can see if you pee sitting down.
 
Never trust a grown man who makes a thread about not trusting grown men who...
 
Never trust the dude playing a dude that's disguised as another dude. Or your landlords.
 
Never trust a grown man that can name any current live action sitcoms on The Disney Channel or Nickelodeon.
 
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