The best way to win a fight

[Drakon]

[or at least come out with minimal physical harm]

1) Take off your pants. No matter how drunk or violent someone's gonna get, nobody's gonna wanna fight a dude not wearing pants.

2) Once your pants are removed, and you are ready to begin, start throwing punches and kicks wildly, while screaming things from various fighting games. I generally start with an uppercut "SHORYUKEN!" or a "GET OVER HERE!" taunt.

3) If, after all this mockery and debauchery, your opponent still wants to exchange fisticuffs, go right for the groin. Doubly effective if you scream "HADOUKEN!"
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And since comedy seems lost here lately, I'd like to point out that this post is entirely meant to be silly, and not taken seriously. I, nor SHH are responsible for you getting beat like a rug if you try this.

 

[rodhulk]

What if kids are around?

 

[Mee]

What if kids are around?

Kick them in the groin too.

 

[rodhulk]

Kick them in the groin too.

C'mon now, be nice!

 

[Drakon]

They gotta learn about these things sometime.

 

[Morg]

1) Take off your pants. No matter how drunk or violent someone's gonna get, nobody's gonna wanna fight a dude not wearing pants.

I take it you don't watch Cops?

 

[rodhulk]

Well, I dunno about certain ages.........


...... but aside from kids being around, that actually probably is decent advice.

 

[Logan's Runt]

I solve all problems by taking off my shirt. I only resort to taking off my pants in extreme situations.

 

[Immortalfire]

1) Take off your pants. No matter how drunk or violent someone's gonna get, nobody's gonna wanna fight a dude not wearing pants.

I take it you don't watch Cops?

Seems it's always no shirt guys that are on Cops. I swear, they're all in some no-shirt cult.

 

[unstoppable]

I believe when you kill somebody James Earl Jones comes out of nowhere and says "FATALITY!!!"

 

[black_dust]

Foot too balls = Winner

 

[Badger]

I solve all problems by taking off my shirt. I only resort to taking off my pants in extreme situations.

The one true solution to all problems.

 

[psychocheeseman]

Worst advice ever man!

Now theres gonna be a whole load of scrawny, pantsless, and heavily beaten nerds lying in the streets after a big night out, Thinking, thanks to you, that they could take on that large group of heavily tattooed bikies, armed only with a few smart tactics they learnt off the internet.

 

[unstoppable]

Worst advice ever man!

Now theres gonna be a whole load of scrawny, pantsless, and heavily beaten nerds lying in the streets after a big night out, Thinking, thanks to you, that they could take on that large group of heavily tattooed bikies, armed only with a few smart tactics they learnt off the internet.

they'll be beatin' pantless

 

[Drakon]

Worst advice ever man!

Now theres gonna be a whole load of scrawny, pantsless, and heavily beaten nerds lying in the streets after a big night out, Thinking, thanks to you, that they could take on that large group of heavily tattooed bikies, armed only with a few smart tactics they learnt off the internet.

That'll teach them to not believe everything they read on the internet.

 

[Halcohol]

That'll teach them to not believe everything they read on the internet.

I think I just heard an angel getting its wings.

 

[CyberFaust]

just ose teh face to fist style

the punched guy wins!

that is face to fist, again

 

[Drakon]

Gym socks?

 

[Badger]

Nothing says, "I'm a Badass", like wearing socks on your hands.

*You should add it to your list.

 

[unstoppable]

just ose teh face to fist style

the punched guy wins!

that is face to fist, again

he may bleed that makes him the victor

 

[Halcohol]

just ose teh face to fist style

the punched guy wins!

that is face to fist, again

So this begs the question... if you have gym socks on your arms, but you're not wearing pants, will you still get the ol' "beat down"?

 

[unstoppable]

just ose teh face to fist style

the punched guy wins!

that is face to fist, again

are you at Mr. Gattis?

 

[MaskedManJRK]

The kick to the nuts is only acceptable if you're either getting your ass kicked, or if some guy is wanting to fight you and he's much bigger.

However, Drakon's idea of screaming "HADOUKEN!" makes it much more honorable.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Haha, it actually works...











Don't ask how I know.

 

[Dope Nose]

the socks look ridiculous. kids today.