New sex tape. You'll never guess who...

[Immortalfire]

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/456179p-383834c.html

He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.
Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.

Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2."

Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity."

"I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

In 1996, former "Saved by the Bell" sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, "Show Girls."

The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww.

No way

 

[Ronny Shade]

That's gross

 

[November Rain]

it's always the quiet ones you should worry about....

 

[JokerNick]

YES.... i mean... NO... this is the sign of the end of the world.....

Jessie Spanow..... Show Girls
Ac Slater...... Nip/Tuck Nude Scene
Sreetch...... Porno Tape

whats Next

Lisa Turtle - Gang Bang video
Zac Morris - Gay party video (oh wait, that already happened)


I'm just holding out for the Kelly one....!!!!

 

[Revolver_Ocelot]

Screech Powers +Dirty Sanchez = Comic gold

I need this tape now

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2."

Oh, well then...

 

[JokerNick]

just got a pic from the video....... pretty graphic .... hope i don't get banned...

 

[Super_Ludacris]

YES.... i mean... NO... this is the sign of the end of the world.....

Jessie Spanow..... Show Girls
Ac Slater...... Nip/Tuck Nude Scene
Sreetch...... Porno Tape

whats Next

Lisa Turtle - Gang Bang video
Zac Morris - Gay party video (oh wait, that already happened)


I'm just holding out for the Kelly one....!!!!

Wasnt Kelly the main character in Showgirls or am I mistaking her? I know one of the Saved by the Bell chicks was the lead (elizabeth berkley I believe)

 

[Equint77]

jesus.... Screech did a sanchez... that's ****ing wrong.

 

[THWIP*]

jesus.... Screech did a sanchez... that's ****ing wrong.

ANYBODY DOING THE 'DIRTY SANCHEZ' IS WRONG. EVEN THESE TWO.

 

[Equint77]

ANYBODY DOING THE 'DIRTY SANCHEZ' IS WRONG. EVEN THESE TWO.

actually they deserve to be sanchezed.... one can't keep a job... the other one can't keep her man...

dumb *****es.

 

[kane9321]

what exactly is "a dirty sanchez"...never knew what it meant?

 

[kypade]

I want my money back, that was my first guess.

 

[JokerNick]

what exactly is "a dirty sanchez"...never knew what it meant?

I think it is when someone craps on your chest or mouth... I know it has to do with crap....

what's a cleveland steamer?

 

[Equint77]

what exactly is "a dirty sanchez"...never knew what it meant?

i won't go into details but it involves giving a girl a "brown" mustache during sex.

I'll leave it at that.

 

[Erundur]

Dirty Sanchez is such a dirty word. :heart:

 

[kane9321]

i won't go into details but it involves giving a girl a "brown" mustache during sex.

I'll leave it at that.

JESUS F'N CHRIST

 

[Erundur]

^he just lost his innocence

 

[Prognosticator]

It WOULD be Screech

 

[Prognosticator]

Somebody tell me, does he have a SECOND afro?

 

[War Lord]

At least he didn't donkey punch the poor gal.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Dirty Sanchez is such a dirty word. :heart:

I used to know a guy named Sanchez. And he was dirty.

*shudder*

 

[War Lord]

If anybody wants to know the definition of any questionable sexual act, just go to www.urbandictionary.com

 

[Ronny Shade]

Thanks. Now I finally know what an Angry Dragon is.

 

[Equint77]

snowballing....