New sex tape. You'll never guess who...

[Wolfwood]

Damn it, why do I always read these stories when I'm eating. Gaaaah, damn you Screech. I think even Slater would look down on that.

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

I gotta see this tape. Just for proving that its actually Screech with two chicks. I woulda NEVER thought he could pull off a threesome.

 

[Lurk]

I gotta see this tape. Just for proving that its actually Screech with two chicks. I woulda NEVER thought he could pull off a threesome.

If they'll let you smear poo on their faces, I imagine they wouldn't have a problem doing Screech. If he said he managed to bang Kelly and Jessie, then I'd be suspicious.

 

[Equint77]

Dirty Screech

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

If they'll let you smear poo on their faces, I imagine they wouldn't have a problem doing Screech. If he managed to bang Kelly and Jessie, then I'd be suspicious.

I can just imagine how skanky these hoez are.

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

Dirty Screech

The Dirty Dustin??

 

[Equint77]

Diamond Sanchez

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

Dustin "Dirty" Diamond

 

[Sandman138]

Space Docking

 

[Equint77]

 

[Alpha and Omega]

^haha.

This guy just has the itch to keep his life in the papers as a non-stop joke.

 

[Matt]

There is only one way to really respond to this....

ZOIKS!

 

[Ronny Shade]

wow

 

[enterthemadness]

i won't go into details but it involves giving a girl a "brown" mustache during sex.

I'll leave it at that.

That is gross. Just sick. How could anyone in their right ****ing mind want that done to them?

 

[War Lord]

That is gross. Just sick. How could anyone in their right ****ing mind want that done to them?

Because eating or drinking another's waste or fluids is the ultimate in intimacy.

 

[enterthemadness]

I just read what a angry pirate and strawberry shortcake is. I just lost all faith in the human race.

it is WRONG!

 

[KingOfDreams]

"Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond."



Human beings are ****ed up.

 

[Sandman138]

I just read what a angry pirate and strawberry shortcake is. I just lost all faith in the human race.

it is WRONG!

Space Docking

 

[ChillcutZ]

well...thats disturbing...to say the least...i dont know how to go on with this one...i just hope i never watch it for some oddd oddd ooddddddd reason

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

Screech'stache

 

[unstoppable]

that's disgusting

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

Convo in a future porn production featuring the talented Mr. Diamond...

Director: Hey there Dusty, now, this is what I'm lookin' for in this scene. After the "pogostick" I want you to swipe that broad's backside and give her that Screech special.
Screech McSchlong: Which one??
D: Whaddaya mean which one??
S McS: Well, I have several.
D: Like???
S McG: Well, there's the Dirty Dustin, the Slimy Screech, the Screech'stache and this new one I've been perfecting.
D: Whats the new one??
S McG: Basically its the same as the Screech'stache but the thing is prior to us getting on set I make her eat a whole box of purple popsicles. I call it....The Grimace.

 

[enterthemadness]

Convo in a future porn production featuring the talented Mr. Diamond...

Director: Hey there Dusty, now, this is what I'm lookin' for in this scene. After the "pogostick" I want you to swipe that broad's backside and give her that Screech special.
Screech McSchlong: Which one??
D: Whaddaya mean which one??
S McS: Well, I have several.
D: Like???
S McG: Well, there's the Dirty Dustin, the Slimy Screech, the Screech'stache and this new one I've been perfecting.
D: Whats the new one??
S McG: Basically its the same as the Screech'stache but the thing is prior to us getting on set I make her eat a whole box of purple popsicles. I call it....The Grimace.

disgusting!

 

[FEAR THE BAT]

I think its rather clever.

 

[Warhammer]

Yucky.