Ninjas VS Samurai

[Tsunulia]

Not today *instant transmissions and pokes one of your vital points before you can stop me*

 

[Tsunulia]

*revels in the memory of Ronin Warriors*

 

[Silverstein]

*It was a replacement-jutsu!! While you're reveling...I kick you in the back and throw a kunai!!!*

 

[Tsunulia]

*turns around and catches the kunai knife and throws it back at you*

 

[JackBauer]

there is no Dr. McSamurai!! ninjas win!!

 

[Silverstein]

*Is hit in the shoulder...but slowly pulls it out and tastes the blood* You think you can defeat me?! Get ready for this....*Drops the knife and does hand signs....charges chakra*

AGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

[Tsunulia]

You take too long......*takes katana and drives it into the ground with so much force that it causes the ground to quake and split apart sending you falling into the earth*

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Samurai wins hands down becuase his style points outweight any jutsu the ninja could use.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Samurai wins hands down becuase his style points outweight any jutsu the ninja could use.

It is a matter of record that the Samurai brought make up along with them as the went into battle. If they were going to die, they applied the make up so that their faces wouldn't look pale when their corpse was found.
So cool.

 

[Silverstein]

*Comes out of the core of the earth riding Cthulu the ultimate tentacle monster*

How do you like my summoning jutsu!?!?!?Ready?! GO!!!

*Sends tentacle monster after you*

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You guys should make a movie of this battle.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

*The tentacle monsters limps are all large penises. They rape and sodomize all the enemies in sight*

Lets get some hentai up in this mug or atleast interesting..

 

[Tsunulia]

Hm...*smirks*


*waits for monster to touch the ground before it touches me*

*jumps on top pf the monster and splits him down the middle causing it to let out a horrifying and painful squeel*

*breaks out the rice cooker and makes a fire.........cooks up the tentacle monster and rice*


Snack break. Want some? *offers some to CF*

 

[Silverstein]

Yes!!! Thanks!! Itadakimasu!!!

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Im going to go to Ireland and learn the legendary form of Drunken Irish football stadium brawling.



I'll be able to take on 15 ugly teenagers at once

 

[DOG LIPS]

Dr. McNinja all the way.

 

[Leto Atrides]

*Comes out of the sunken city of R'yleh being mind-raped by Cthulu the ultimate tentacle monster*

Fixed it. You don't mess with the Cthulu.

 

[JackBauer]

Dr. Ninja all the way.

hey, don't forget the "Mc"! it's McNinja! big difference!

 

[DOG LIPS]

hey, don't forget the "Mc"! it's McNinja! big difference!

Sorry, I was half awake when I typed that.

I have fixed my horrible error.

 

[Symbiote Hulk]

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[November Rain]

I'm going to become one of them. In a few minutes. When I go to sleep.

i think this is the cutest thing i have ever read.

 

[Gate_Keeper]

Samuri's rock, I mean has anyone ever watched the last episode of Shaman King? Amidamaru sliced a FIRE SPIRIT IN HALF AND IT EXPLODED!!!
Is that not just the coolest thing

 

[Venom]

Samurai Jack answered this question. Jack won.

 

[Marvel Man]

Ninja would kill the samurai