Ninjas VS Samurai

[Silverstein]

MC can you teach me to become a ninja/Samurai hybrid ssj golden oozaru gundam X?

 

[Master Chief]

MC can you teach me to become a ninja/Samurai hybrid ssj golden oozaru gundam X?

No. Because you like anime, lol

 

[Silverstein]

*Cries*

 

[Leto Atrides]

Yeah. Perfect. That's what I meant...something like that. Sorry if I made it sound like I was making the ninja's side unbalanced.

It seemed like you were a bit, but I was doing the opposite too so it's all good.

 

[Master Chief]

*Cries*

That was a test, if you were to man up and kick me in the balls you'd be qualified. Next!

 

[Iceman]

A ninja/samurai hybrid.

A samurai could also be a ninja. That could be interesting.

 

[U.S War Machine]

Ninjas

 

[Tsunulia]

That was a test, if you were to man up and kick me in the balls you'd be qualified. Next!

Take me with you on your quest to become a hybrid I want to know the secrets.

 

[Master Chief]

I'm gonna be like Batman so I can't, lol. I'll write directions on a long roll of toilet papers.

 

[Silverstein]

*mans up and kicks you in the balls* Wait!! what if that was a test as well?! What if I was supposed to cry just then?!

 

[Tsunulia]

I'm gonna be like Batman so I can't, lol. I'll write directions on a long roll of toilet papers.

Batman lets Robin tagalong

 

[Master Chief]

My balls were protected by a force of chi power. And not when Bats was training.

 

[Silverstein]

Yeah that works...if you're batman I can be Robin. And the good Robin too not that lame Jason Todd or Tim Drake bastard.

 

[Silverstein]

Damnit Tsunulia, you said it before me!!

 

[Master Chief]

What if you two team up instead? I'll go North you go West.

 

[Tsunulia]

Damnit Tsunulia, you said it before me!!

MC! Look! I'm fatser! Take me with youuuuuu!

 

[Tsunulia]

What if you two team up instead? I'll go North you go West.

Or we can all go Northwest

 

[Silverstein]

Look. I'm good with a bo staff, and I'll probablly end up leaving you after a few years anyway. I'll go to my own city with it's own german sounding name and stalk orange skinned alien girls with super powers.

Tsu is really smart will probablly get crippled at some point, and leave you to go help out some girls who want to fight crime just like her.

So we won't even bother you for that long. Just let me be Robin and her be Batgirl...or rather MasterCheif-Girl

 

[Tsunulia]

Screw that. *whips out my katana and cuts up CF* No more competition

 

[Silverstein]

Listen, cupcake. I have five katanas. *deflect* You wanna go?

 

[Tsunulia]

Bring it on I can dodge any attack. And my blades are always sharp

 

[Silverstein]

Oh yeah!?!? *charges chakra and does hand signs*Kage bunshin no jutsu!!! *A hundred of me appear around you*

 

[Tsunulia]

Jutsu's are for the weak *instant tansmissions to every shadow clone and cuts them all*

 

[Silverstein]

-Japanese version:
Rasengan!!! *Has a fistfull of unstable chakra, runs at you from behind. My hands are bleeding from the sheer power of the energy* You're going to hell.

-American version:
Feel the power of Rasengan! Believe it!! *Has a fistfull of unstable chakra, runs at you from behind* You're going down, believe it!!!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Oh Mama YES! Samurai have the wickedest armor on EARTH!