NumbersInName Prejudice is Wrong

[04nbod]

As a member and representative of the community of posters who choose to post under alphanumeric aliases, I feel the need to voice my concern over the growing number of posters of the non-alphanumeric variety who have shown hostility and bigotry towards my NumbersInName brothers and sisters (or as urban black youths refer to it, "straight up hatin").

The elitism amongst this non-NumbersInName crowd is downright obnoxious, foul, and various other synonyms that denote a negative connotation. I find myself weary of entering threads in the Community Forum as of late, for the fear that I may be e-beaten, e-mauled, and/or e-insulted simply because my date of birth means a lot to me.

Now, I am aware that not all members of the non-NumbersInName society are hostile towards those of the NumbersInName persuasion. And to that small minority of calm, reasonable individuals I say "Thank you." But to you dirty, despicable lowlives who think you're so special with your cute little references to stock sound effects, Star Wars, and various other nerd properties, I offer this as a warning. We Will Take Your Prejudice....NO LONGER!

WORD.

 

[Sloth7d]

We'll give you a month to celebrate all your numberish achievements.

Can we get December4576?

 

[Erzengel]

Pfft..not one of the longer months.

 

[Sloth7d]

Then will it be the month that gets longer with the leap year, but still remain the shortest month despite that?

 

[Erzengel]

Probably.

 

[Sloth7d]

Owell. Take what we can get. As long as we are allowed racial double standards, it's a deal.

 

[Cmill216]

.....I'm pretty sure DrKing115 is looking down upon this thread, shaking his head in disgust.

 

[The Evolutionist]

We'll give you a month to celebrate all your numberish achievements.

Really? A month? Why not like, a week or something?

 

[Abaddon]

the really annoying ones come with like a friggin zip code or phone number at the end.

 

[Cmill216]

I believe Ive touched on this topic earlier

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=241211&highlight=numbers

Touching on a subject isn't the same as confronting it head on.

Just like touching a woman isn't considered foreplay.

 

[oakzap425]

...I joined in 2002. I was 16 going on 17. I didn't know any better. Pus, they're my lucky numbers.

 

[BRUTAL]

If we call them "Numbas" as opposed to "Numbers" is it less offensive?

 

[oakzap425]

Touching on a subject isn't the same as confronting it head on.

Just like touching a woman isn't considered foreplay.

...But what if she's touched with a finger with Grape jelly instead of a whole hand with peanut butter? Does that equal foreplay?

 

[Abaddon]

Numba, please.

 

[Cmill216]

If we call them "Numbas" as opposed to "Numbers" is it less offensive?

Only those of the NumbersInName persuasion can refer to themselves and others as Numbas. It's a part of our....culture.

 

[Cmill216]

...But what if she's touched with a finger with Grape jelly instead of a whole hand with peanut butter? Does that equal foreplay?

Don't go veerin' off subject, now. That's just what The Man wants us to do.

 

[oakzap425]

...and to add to this. This must be some new thing. Since I started posting here, I've never been talked down to, or treated differently because of the numbers in my name. Most people just paid more attention to my creepy anime posts. AMybe you need to find a posting style to destract from your numbers.

 

[BRUTAL]

Only those of the NumbersInName persuasion can refer to themselves and others as Numbas. It's a part of our....culture.

"Wassup mah Numba?"

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

...But what if she's touched with a finger with Grape jelly instead of a whole hand with peanut butter? Does that equal foreplay?

Touching with grape jelly finger is just being polite. Whole-Hand Peanut Butter contact is harassment. Dunking her in a bathtub full of ketchup is foreplay.

 

[oakzap425]

Don't go veerin' off subject, now. That's just what The Man wants us to do.

...You don't Even Know me. I might have a Number in my name, but I'm a product of hanging out with the numberless crowd. I listen to the numberless music, I talk like the numberless, dress like them too. So leave me to my Number-Tom-ing ways.

 

[Cmill216]

...and to add to this. This must be some new thing. Since I started posting here, I've never been talked down to, or treated differently because of the numbers in my name.

Do you not read the news?

 

[Cmill216]

...You don't Even Know me. I might have a Number in my name, but I'm a product of hanging out with the numberless crowd. I listen to the numberless music, I talk like the numberless, dress like them too. So leave me to my Number-Tom-ing ways.

You have a Non-NumbersInName mother don't you?

Mixed kids these days. I tell ya.

 

[BRUTAL]

I knew I made that that way for a reason.

:heart:

 

[oakzap425]

You have a Non-NumbersInName mother don't you?

Mixed kids these days. I tell ya.

..Psh please. I'm not mixed. I'm a +baby.

 

[Mee]

Do you not read the news?

Don't shoot the messenger.