Official W&TXM Caption This!

[Ratcrawler]

For the first time since the operation, Emma had the smallest chest in the room.

Emma: Dear Diary...Jackpot!

Wolverine: I NEED A PROM DATE!

Scientist: Wolverine, meet your clone. Her name is Summer Glau.

Boring old Cyclops...

Iceman: Oops! Sorry, that was premature...

 

[Ratcrawler]

Oh my God, did you see Jakko on Access Hollywood last night? He has Dreadlocks now!

Emma: He seems to be thinking about milk jugs, cantalopes, snack trays, watermelons and grapefruits. And also my breasts. Not that I can blame him. Has there ever been a more gratuitous bearer of cleavage on a children's cartton show?

Dom: Hello!? I'm right over here!

Wanda: I have daddy issues and you have a prehensile tail. Trust me, Kurt, we'll be seeing a LOT more of each other.

 

[TheVileOne]

I find the Wanda/Kurt one to be pretty hilarious .

 

[Cyma]

I was so depressed after my horrible exam result. I couldn’t bring myself to even look at the Wolvie TV spot, let alone feel excited. But after viewing this thread I couldn’t help but giggle like an idiot t: Thanks Ratcralwer!

 

[Hellion]

Love the Emma ones!...and poor Cyke...no one gives him a break...lol

 

[Ratcrawler]

Glad y'all like 'em!

"Heeeeeeere's Wolvie!"

Pyro: Hey, you wanna buy some death sticks?

Magneto: You do not wish to sell me death sticks.

Pyro: I do not wish to sell you death sticks...

Magneto: You are going home to rethink your life.

Pyro: I'm going home to rethink my life...

Iceman: Kitty, please. I'm NOT that kind of girl.

Iceman: Let the rape party begin!

-OR-

Forge: B-b-b-be g-g-gentle.

Iceman:...No.

-OR-

Iceman: I bet you can squeal like a pig. Wheeeeeee!
Forge: Wheeeeeee!
Iceman: Wheeeeeee!
Forge: Wheeeeeee!

...Sorry, I'm out of sodomy jokes.

 

[Ratcrawler]

Domino: Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Rogue: Biiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss...

Avalanche: Who was that woman you were with last night, Fred? That's right. I know!

Quicksilver: Rogue, you take the south entrance and wait for my signal. Voloptuous pair of floating gonzagas, you're with me.

Toad: Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Hey! It's Me! You're son, Mortimer! Hey! Where ya goin'!?

Domino: My name is Domino Harvey. I am a bounty hunter. You're probably wondering how a girl like me arrived here. What I say will determine whether or not I spend the rest of my life in prison. Let's start at the begi-- Excuse me? No, it's not a boob pun. No, it's a reference to the Kiera Knightley movie Domino Harvey--Well, no, it wasn't very successful but I thought it'd be fitting--well, because in this episode I actually am in a prison and my name is Dom--well why do all my captions have to be breast jokes, anyway? There's so much more to me--stop laughing! I'm serious!--I want to be taken seriously as a character and--well, can we at least make, I dunno, a skin condition joke about me? Or like, "Oh hi, I'm Rhane's sister, Dalmatiansbane."-- You know, cuz she turns into a wolf and I look like a Dal--oh nevermind!

Domino: *sigh* hey, rogue, you wanna go crash that trampoline party?--Oh screw this, I quit!

 

[EnDz0n3]

I always figured Bobby played the other role...

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Hilarious.

 

[Ratcrawler]

I always figured Bobby played the other role...

Here here.

 

[Milu]

"What the hell are you smiling at?"

 

[Ratcrawler]

LOL That one's just begging for a "Why So Serious?" caption.

X-Men: Emo-lution

"Joey, hit the breaks! There's a deer on the road! A FAT deer!"

Bobby: Are we there yet?

Logan: No.

Bobby: Are we there yet?

Logan: No.

Bobby: Are we there yet?

Logan: *snikt*

Wolverine: It's MY show so I get to be tallest! Me! Me! Me! Me!

Emma: Emma Frost. Headmistress of the Hellfire Institute.

Warren: Warren Worthington III. Cleavage InsPector of the Xavier Institute.

Xavier: My X-Men, I come to you from a bleak and not too distant future. The only way to save the world is for you all to work together under Wolverine's command. Because he is my favorite and also the best X-Man ever. Cyclops, you are to obey his every order and never give him any guff. Also, get Storm back here. We need a token black haracter for all the minorities to relate to. But don't give her any opportunity for character development.

 

[Ratcrawler]

Magneto: ...All through my wild days! My mad existence! I kept my promise! Don't keep your distance!

"MIND TAKING!!!"

Sammy: Mr. Wagner? You're fly's open.

Kurt: Ja? Und?

Logan: We have to take our...CLOTHES OFF! To have a good time...

Sinister: No, no. It's not a uniform. They all just showed up for work this morning wearing the exact same thing! I mean it's like, wow, the biggest coincidence EVER, am I right?

Wolverine: --The Hell!? Magneto just flung half of Manhattan into sPace! Why aren't you all dr--

Scott: It's Tuesday night, Logan. You know darn well we have book club on Tuesday nights.

Wolverine: SO RESCHEDULE IT!!!

Scott: Hey! Hey, no! Mister Man, no! Ok? Remember when you missed our play last month to watch that Laguna Beach reunion sPecial? And Kitty was like "I'll DVR it for you." but you were all, "No, I wanna watch it when it airs!" Now YOU know what it feels like.

 

[Rain]

Wolvie: I'M NOT WEARIN HOCKEY PADS !!!!!!!

 

[Ratcrawler]

^ Heh heh heh

Magneto: Bow to me as your king and as your pimp.

"I'm blasting off agaaaaiiiinnnn!!!!!!!!"

Xavier: I have some candy for you in my van.

Storm: Then why the hell are we standing around here for!?

Forge: Ah crap! I built this jet upside down!

Storm: CRUMP IT!

Wolverine: Loudah!

Logan: Steroids!? Where did this unfounded notion come from!?

 

[ChaoticPsylocke]

haha! yall are so funny! i could never come up with stuff like this!

 

[Rain]

LOGAN: Okay, who made Iceman look like Spencer from "The Hills" ?

 

[RomyFan]

So funny!!!!!

 

[Ratcrawler]

LOGAN: Okay, who made Iceman look like Spencer from "The Hills" ?

Hank: You watch The Hills?

Logan: What? Er--no, I caught a glimpse of it on The Soup--

Scott: Well, there goes your credibility as team badass.

Logan: Shut up! I was passing by Kitty's room, it was on her TV...

Emma: I don't have to be psychic to know you're lying right now...

 

[Milu]

LOGAN: "Ah, thank God for cardboard boxes!"

 

[Rain]

So funny!!!!!

Thanks

Hank: You watch The Hills?

Logan: What? Er--no, I caught a glimpse of it on The Soup--

Scott: Well, there goes your credibility as team badass.

Logan: Shut up! I was passing by Kitty's room, it was on her TV...

Emma: I don't have to be psychic to know you're lying right now...

LOL , thats where I saw it, I swear !

 

[Panthro]

Lots of great stuff here.

WOLVERINE: "We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Its ASS!!!!"

 

[Panthro]

BOBBY: "So Beast is voiced by the same guy who voiced the Hulk in all those direct to DVD animated Marvel movies, who is also the same guy who voiced Iron Man's butler Jarvis? Get outta here!"

WOLVERINE: "No I am not Hugh Jackman!"

EMMA: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
WARREN: "But of course you are."
EMMA: "Plenty O'Toole."
WARREN: "Named after your father, perhaps?"

XAVIER'S HEAD: "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"

 

[Panthro]

XAVIER'S HEAD: "No, I am neither Marlon Brando's version of Jor-El, nor am I Captain Picard!"

 

[Rain]

Cyclops: It ends tonight.

MM: I know it does, I've seen it. Thats why the rest of me is just gonna enjoy the show, because we already know that I'm the one that beats you.