Official W&TXM Caption This!

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: DO I NEED A MINT?!!?

 

[javphonic]

lol, interesting thread

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "Bet ya they're fake."
CYCLOPS: "Of course they are, but who cares?"

EMMA FROST: "Mmm, just my type..."

WOLVERINE: "What we need is more cowbell!"

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "A new day is dawning! The day of the Fantastic Four! No wait, that's not right..."

JEAN GREY: "No I am NOT Mary-Jane Watson in a home made Halloween costume!"

JEAN GREY: "If you can get me some light beer, I'm yours."
CYCLOPS: "Just give me 5 minutes."

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the cowbell reference.

 

[ultimatefan]

EMMA FROST: Dear diary...Jackpot!

 

[bored]

Iceman: Hey, does anyone know how old I am at this point in the WATXM timeline? Cuz I'm going to be a teenager later when you're all like thirty.

 

[Panthro]

Iceman: Hey, does anyone know how old I am at this point in the WATXM timeline? Cuz I'm going to be a teenager later when you're all like thirty.

Muwahahahaha, good question.

HULK: "Hulk gonna feck you up, you over hyped, over exposed, over used media ****e!"

WOLVERINE: "Tell me something my friend - do you ever dance with a devil by the pale moon light?"
HULK: "Yeah. He told Hulk you're gay."*

*Fans of the on-going You-Tube "Marvel/DC Happy Hour" should appreciate this most of all.

 

[protocida]

CYCLOPS: Nice hat, Hank.

BEAST: Thanks.

 

[Panthro]

JEAN GREY: "No I am not Ariel from the Little Mermaid! And I am not Barbara Gordon/Batgirl#1/Oracle either!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the Iceman self-doubt, Hulk trashing Wolvie and the Jean Grey one.

 

[Panthro]

Love the Iceman self-doubt, Hulk trashing Wolvie and the Jean Grey one.

Thanks UF.

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "I don't know Jean, right here, right now, in public? We could get arrested-"
JEAN GREY: "F*** the consequences. I need you NOW."
CYCLOPS: "Well, if you insist."

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: Deadpool says hi!
WOLVERINE: T-that was in the movie!! I´m a cartoon version, I had nothing to do with it!!

 

[protocida]

HULK: It's could and Hulk doesn't have a shirt! THAT'S ALL!

WOLVERINE: Right...

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Oh Scott..."
CYCLOPS: "Oh Mary-Jane..."
JEAN: "Who the f*** is Mary-Jane?!"
CYCLOPS: "Spider-Man's girlfriend/wife. What? It's not my fault you two look alike!"

CYCLOPS: "Well, you're no Emma Frost, but you'll do."

JEAN: "Shall we shag now or later?"
CYCLOPS: "Can't we shag now and shag later?"

JEAN: "Don't deny it Scott, men do use sex to get what they want every now and then."
CYCLOPS: "Since when do men use sex to get what they want? SEX IS WHAT WE WANT!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

JEAN: Don´t worry baby, I don´t care that you have such an insignificant role in all the X-Men movies!
CYCLOPS: Do you care that in your biggest role ever as the Dark Phoenix, they made you wander around like a zombie for a big chunk of the movie?
JEAN: THOSE B***ES!!

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: Don´t worry baby, I don´t care that you have such an insignificant role in all the X-Men movies!
CYCLOPS: Do you care that in your biggest role ever as the Dark Phoenix, they made you wander around like a zombie for a big chunk of the movie?
JEAN: THOSE B***ES!!

And thanks.

Maybe Cyclops & Jean should join forces with the Fantastic Four & get revenge for being treated so poorly in the world of cinema.

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Nobody calls Han Solo a b****!"
WOLVERINE: "It wasn't me who said that! It was... Deadpool! Yeah, Deadpool! Go stomp on Deadpool!"

 

[ultimatefan]

^THanks and yeah, maybe.

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: HUlk is doing this for claw man´s own good. The more beaten up claw man get, the longer it takes to heal. The longer it takes to heal, the less overexposed claw man get.

 

[Panthro]

HULK: HUlk is doing this for claw man´s own good. The more beaten up claw man get, the longer it takes to heal. The longer it takes to heal, the less overexposed claw man get.

Hehehe, Hulk's only doing it because he cares.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: Yeah, Hulk has just seen X-Men Origins Wolverine, how did you guess?