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CYCLOPS: Oh my God... H-how could you...
JEAN: If you tell anybody, I´ll kill you.
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CYCLOPS: Oh my God... H-how could you...
JEAN: If you tell anybody, I´ll kill you.
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Charlie: I am sorry to say in the future, Bobby dies.
Kitty: When?!
Charlie: According to the books, he died 08.12.09, in his sleep.
Logan: Does it realy matter? No one other than Kitty cared about him.
Kitty: Not true! I wanted him to die so I could have his CD's!
Yeah lol
Jean: LOGAN! What did you do?!
Scott: It was him! I didn't do squat!
Logan: Note to self; Cant knock spike threw a wall...with penis.
Jean: Oh. ahem. I kind of told him to knock a spike into a wall with his penis.
Scott: You go, Jean! You the woman! Logan is no where near my level!
Jean: At least he's bigger than 3inchs. Wen hard.
Scott: That's low Jean. So low.
(credit to the person who done logan flirting with jean, and her asking if he can smack a 6inch spike into a wall with his penis
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It comes from the 1985 Val Kilmer comedy "Real Genius" where Val flirted with a hot blonde but she initially blew him off (which she later regretted).(credit to the person who done logan flirting with jean, and her asking if he can smack a 6inch spike into a wall with his penis
cool, and i was on about your acount :P my comp was being weird and wouldnt go back pages, so i couldnt see who wrote it :P
CYCLOPS: "Breast Reduction?! Jean how could you?! That's like slapping God in the face for giving you a really wonderful gift!"
JEAN: "I had back problems."
And then he goes off to Emma's enlarged breats Lol
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JEAN: "What the Hell's going on?!"
WOLVERINE: "All I did was steal- eh, borrow his Green Lantern trade paperbacks."
SCOTT: "I spent weeks saving for those! You don't just take a man's trade paperbacks without asking! You don't take his issue to issue accumulations of the Return of the real Barry Allen Flash either!"
Xavier: "Power Rangers, there is a disturbance in the Force by Darth Magneto"
Cyclops: "We understand, master Zordon. We shall cursh the Galactic Genosha"
Kitty: "Am I the only one who dosn't like it when we role play, let alone, mix up movies?"
Charles: "...........Yes, my Yellow Padawan Ranger."
Kitty & Emma: "I realy envy Jean, right now..."
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EMMA FROST: "You know, the right woman could reform you Scott."
SCOTT SUMMERS: "The Right Woman Could Reform You Too."
EMMA: "...."
SCOTT: "I'm- I'm sorry, that sounded a lot cooler in my head."
EMMA: "I'm just gonna pretend you didn't say it at all."
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Great stuff guys!
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EMMA FROST: Let´s face it, you´re just getting back at Jean cuz of her infatuation with "bad boy" Wolverine, so you´re dating a "bad girl" out of spite.
SCOTT SUMMERS: Do you think we should break up?
EMMA: Probably, but the fanboys like to check out my boobies.
SCOTT: Hmmm, okay, I have no problem with that...
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Hopefully this one hasn't been done yet.
Wolverine: KICK YOUR ----ING ---!
Quicksilver: Wolverine –
Wolverine: I want you off the ----ing set you prick!
Quicksilver: Wolverine, I'm sorry.
Wolverine: No, don't just be sorry, think for one ----ing second. What the ---- are you DOING? Are you professional or not?
Quicksilver: Yes I am.
Wolverine: Do I ----ing walk around and rip down –
Rogue: Logan, Logan –
Wolverine: No, shut the ---- up Rogue! Do I want - no! No! Don't shut me up.
Rogue: I'm not shutting you up.
Wolverine: Am I going to walk around and rip your ----ing lights down, in the middle of a scene? Then why the ---- are you walking right through? Ah da da dah, like this in the background. What the ---- is it with you? What don't you ----ing understand?
Quicksilver: (inaudible)
Wolverine: You got any ----ing idea about, hey, it's ----ing distracting having somebody walking up behind me in the middle of the ----ing scene? Give me a ----ing answer! What don't you get about it?
Quicksilver: I was looking at the light.
Wolverine: Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was ----ing good, because it's useless now, isn't it?
Quicksilver: Ok.
Wolverine: -----sake man, you're amateur. Summers, you got ----ing something to say to this prick?
Cyclops (OS): I didn't see it happen.
Wolverine: Well, somebody should be ----ing watching and keeping an eye on him.
Cyclops (OS): Fair enough.
Wolverine: It's the second time that he doesn't give a ---- about what is going on in front of the camera, alright? I'm trying to ----ing do a scene here, and I am going "Why the ---- is Quicksilver walking in there? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the scene if you're doing that?
Quicksilver: I absolutely apologize. I'm sorry, I did not mean anything by it.
Wolverine: Stay off the ----ing set man. For -----sake. Alright, let's go again.
Cyclops (OS): Let's just take a minute.
Wolverine: Let's not take a ----ing minute, let's go again. And have YOU ----ing walking in! You're unbelievable, you're un-----ing-believable. Number of times you're strolling-a-----ing around in the background. I've never had a DP behave like this. Ehhh…you don't ----ing understand what it's like working with actors, that's what that is.
Quicksilver: No, that's –
Wolverine: That's what that is man, I'm telling you. I'm not asking, I'm telling you. You wouldn't have done that otherwise.
Quicksilver: No, what it is, is looking at the light and making sure, that you are, ugh –
Wolverine: I'M GOING TO ----ING KICK YOUR ----ING --- IF YOU DON'T SHUT FOR A SECOND! ALRIGHT?
Everyone: Logan, Logan. It's cool.
Wolverine: I'm going to go…Do you want me to ----ing go trash your lights? DO YOU WANT ME TO ----ING TRASH YOUR? Then why are you trashing my scene?
Quicksilver: I'm not trying to trash your scene.
Wolverine: You are trashing my scene!
Quicksilver: Wolverine, I was only –
Wolverine: You do it one more ----ing time and I ain't walking on this set if you're still hired. I'm ----ing serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't ----ing cut it when you're ------------ting and ----ing around like this on set.
Cyclops (OS): Alright, I know, let's, let's — (inaudible) –
Wolverine: Yeah, you might get it. He doesn't ----ing get it.
Cyclops (OS): I got it, I know. I get it. I get it. I know.
Wolverine: You might. He. Does. Not. Get It.
Cyclops (OS): We made good adjustments. For real, honestly. I get it. Just walk for five seconds.
Wolverine: No, I don't need any ----ing walking. He needs to stop walking.
Cyclops (OS): I get that –
Wolverine: I ain't the one walking. Let's go again. Seriously man, you and me, we're ----ing done professionally. ----ing ---.
Wolverine: KICK YOUR ----ING ---!
Quicksilver: Wolverine –
Wolverine: I want you off the ----ing set you prick!
Quicksilver: Wolverine, I'm sorry.
Wolverine: No, don't just be sorry, think for one ----ing second. What the ---- are you DOING? Are you professional or not?
Quicksilver: Yes I am.
Wolverine: Do I ----ing walk around and rip down –
Rogue: Logan, Logan –
Wolverine: No, shut the ---- up Rogue! Do I want - no! No! Don't shut me up.
Rogue: I'm not shutting you up.
Wolverine: Am I going to walk around and rip your ----ing lights down, in the middle of a scene? Then why the ---- are you walking right through? Ah da da dah, like this in the background. What the ---- is it with you? What don't you ----ing understand?
Quicksilver: (inaudible)
Wolverine: You got any ----ing idea about, hey, it's ----ing distracting having somebody walking up behind me in the middle of the ----ing scene? Give me a ----ing answer! What don't you get about it?
Quicksilver: I was looking at the light.
Wolverine: Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was ----ing good, because it's useless now, isn't it?
Quicksilver: Ok.
Wolverine: -----sake man, you're amateur. Summers, you got ----ing something to say to this prick?
Cyclops (OS): I didn't see it happen.
Wolverine: Well, somebody should be ----ing watching and keeping an eye on him.
Cyclops (OS): Fair enough.
Wolverine: It's the second time that he doesn't give a ---- about what is going on in front of the camera, alright? I'm trying to ----ing do a scene here, and I am going "Why the ---- is Quicksilver walking in there? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the scene if you're doing that?
Quicksilver: I absolutely apologize. I'm sorry, I did not mean anything by it.
Wolverine: Stay off the ----ing set man. For -----sake. Alright, let's go again.
Cyclops (OS): Let's just take a minute.
Wolverine: Let's not take a ----ing minute, let's go again. And have YOU ----ing walking in! You're unbelievable, you're un-----ing-believable. Number of times you're strolling-a-----ing around in the background. I've never had a DP behave like this. Ehhh…you don't ----ing understand what it's like working with actors, that's what that is.
Quicksilver: No, that's –
Wolverine: That's what that is man, I'm telling you. I'm not asking, I'm telling you. You wouldn't have done that otherwise.
Quicksilver: No, what it is, is looking at the light and making sure, that you are, ugh –
Wolverine: I'M GOING TO ----ING KICK YOUR ----ING --- IF YOU DON'T SHUT FOR A SECOND! ALRIGHT?
Everyone: Logan, Logan. It's cool.
Wolverine: I'm going to go…Do you want me to ----ing go trash your lights? DO YOU WANT ME TO ----ING TRASH YOUR? Then why are you trashing my scene?
Quicksilver: I'm not trying to trash your scene.
Wolverine: You are trashing my scene!
Quicksilver: Wolverine, I was only –
Wolverine: You do it one more ----ing time and I ain't walking on this set if you're still hired. I'm ----ing serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't ----ing cut it when you're ------------ting and ----ing around like this on set.
Cyclops (OS): Alright, I know, let's, let's — (inaudible) –
Wolverine: Yeah, you might get it. He doesn't ----ing get it.
Cyclops (OS): I got it, I know. I get it. I get it. I know.
Wolverine: You might. He. Does. Not. Get It.
Cyclops (OS): We made good adjustments. For real, honestly. I get it. Just walk for five seconds.
Wolverine: No, I don't need any ----ing walking. He needs to stop walking.
Cyclops (OS): I get that –
Wolverine: I ain't the one walking. Let's go again. Seriously man, you and me, we're ----ing done professionally. ----ing ---.
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EMMA FROST: Let´s face it, you´re just getting back at Jean cuz of her infatuation with "bad boy" Wolverine, so you´re dating a "bad girl" out of spite.
SCOTT SUMMERS: Do you think we should break up?
EMMA: Probably, but the fanboys like to check out my boobies.
SCOTT: Hmmm, okay, I have no problem with that...
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LOGAN: "So how many times did you fake an orgasm with Cyclops?"
JEAN: "Every time."
LOGAN: "Every single time?"
JEAN: "Every single time."
LOGAN: "All the moaning, all the panting, etc?"
JEAN: "Fake, fake, fake!" [mean spirited laughter]
LOGAN: "I'd better go find a camera, I so want to capture the look on Cyclops face when he finds out..." [yells as Cyclops walks by] "Hey Summers, Jean here just confirmed that she faked every orgasm during the course of your relationship!"
CYCLOPS [off camera]: "Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Later that week -
JEAN: "Thanks for ruining the dinner and movie for me last night Scott, it made for a real memorable evening."
SCOTT: "Not my fault you picked a crappy restaurant. And your taste in films and actresses, Jean? I mean seriously, that Meryl Streep is such a phoney-baloney."
JEAN: "I'm leaving now."
SCOTT: "Oh I'm sorry, is there a problem? Are you having a bad day?"
JEAN: "You can't tell that I'm *upset*?"
SCOTT: "Gee, no, I can't, maybe you're FAKING!"
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JEAN: "I may be cheap, but I'm not easy."
JEAN: "Cheating on me with Emma was one thing, cheating on me with Storm was another thing, and slapping Rogue in the ass was something else altogether, but you and... Warren [Worthington III/Angel]?! I mean good Lord Scott, how could you?!"
SCOTT: "Jean, that was years ago. Warren and I were young and curious, so we experimented."
JEAN: "Men aren't supposed to experiment!"
SCOTT: "Oh come on now, Warren and I weren't the first two guys who experimented, and we won't be the last either."
JEAN: "This is the Xavier Institute, not Brokeback Mountain!"
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Thanks, great stuff all around, especially the Seinfeld and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang references.
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JEAN: Now be a man and stand for yourself against Wolverine!
SCOTT: I can´t in this version I´m an incompetent wuss!
JEAN: Damn I miss the nineties.
SCOTT: Tell me about it.
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JEAN: Now be a man and stand up for yourself against Wolverine!
SCOTT: I can´t in this version I´m an incompetent wuss!
JEAN: Damn I miss the nineties.
SCOTT: Tell me about it.
...I feel your pain, Cycke.Still...
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Thanks and yeah, poor man.
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JEAN: Logan... Logan...
CYCLOPS: Oh my...
JEAN: Logan´s Run is the best sci-fi movie ever!
CYCLOPS: Phew.
JEAN: ..And Michael York had a great ass!
CYCLOPS: Hey!
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JEAN: Logan... Logan...
CYCLOPS: Oh my...
JEAN: Logan´s Run is the best sci-fi movie ever!
CYCLOPS: Phew.
JEAN: ..And Michael York had a great ass!
CYCLOPS: Hey!
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