Official W&TXM Caption This!

[Rain]

Sentinel: I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON !

 

[Panthro]

Sentinel: I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON !

 

[Panthro]

COLOSSUS: "You're the one who got me screwed out of being a regular on Wolverine & the X-Men aren't you?! Aren't you?! Answer me, damn it!"
GAMBIT: "Dude, I had nothing to do with that! Just because I had incriminating pictures of the writers & producers- aw snap...

COLOSSUS: "I Must Break You!"

GAMBIT: "How the Hell are you getting away with this?! I'm Gambit!"
COLOSSUS: "Aw piss on you! I'm working for Bryan Singer!"
GAMBIT: "Not in the face! Not in the face!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the one about sabotaging Colossus!

 

[ultimatefan]

ICEMAN: Wow, I´ve always wanted to meet The Iron Giant!
ANGEL: No, he´s a Sentinel!
ICEMAN: Oh you mean that post-apocalyptic giant terminator who harvests humans?
ANGEL: No, he´s a character from the comics!
ICEMAN: Oooh, I get it! I knew he had to be a Decepticon!
ANGEL: I so f***ing hate teenagers...

 

[Panthro]

ICEMAN: Wow, I´ve always wanted to meet The Iron Giant!
ANGEL: No, he´s a Sentinel!
ICEMAN: Oh you mean that post-apocalyptic giant terminator who harvests humans?
ANGEL: No, he´s a character from the comics!
ICEMAN: Oooh, I get it! I knew he had to be a Decepticon!
ANGEL: I so f***ing hate teenagers...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

CYCLOPS: It´s YOUR idea to get an actor named "Logan" in talks to play Spider-Man, isn´t it? You just have to be in every franchise, don´t you?
WOLVERINE: You´re beint totally paranoid, bub. Keep those ridiculous accusations and in X-Men First Class you may end up being played by a James Howlett...

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: It´s YOUR idea to get an actor named "Logan" in talks to play Spider-Man, isn´t it? You just have to be in every franchise, don´t you?
WOLVERINE: You´re beint totally paranoid, bub. Keep those ridiculous accusations and in X-Men First Class you may end up being played by a James Howlett...

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "So who do you think is hotter, Emma Watson or Megan Fox?"
LOGAN: "Emma Watson."

CYCLOPS: "Blasphemer!"
LOGAN: "Ow!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Take that, Logan!

 

[ultimatefan]

EMMA: What is he so upset about?
BEAST: The Spider-Man franchise is being rebooted by the 500 Days Of Summer director, Superman´s one got Chris Nolan as a mentor, the Green Lantern, Thor and Captain America movies are showing great potential, Bryan Singer got back to make a Wolverine-free prequel for us, and all he has right now is a sequel to a movie nobody was crazy about.
CYCLOPS: Enjoy your overexposure while it lasts, *****ebag...
WOLVIE: I heard that!
CYCLOPS: Sorry.

 

[Panthro]

EMMA: What is he so upset about?
BEAST: The Spider-Man franchise is being rebooted by the 500 Days Of Summer director, Superman´s one got Chris Nolan as a mentor, the Green Lantern, Thor and Captain America movies are showing great potential, Bryan Singer got back to make a Wolverine-free prequel for us, and all he has right now is a sequel to a movie nobody was crazy about.
CYCLOPS: Enjoy your overexposure while it lasts, *****ebag...
WOLVIE: I heard that!
CYCLOPS: Sorry.

 

[Panthro]

XAVIER'S HEAD: "Wolverine, most savagely noble of all noble savages, you are henceforth to be known as the unquestioned Leader and Lord Protector of the X-Men!
WOLVERINE: "Your will be done Chuck."
XAVIER'S HEAD: "Cyclops, you do whatever Wolverine tells you and don't talk back or speak up for yourself or even try to overcome your personal problems!"
CYCLOPS: "I hate my life..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

XAVIER'S HEAD: C´mon, make peace the both of you!
WOLVERINE: Grrrmpf.
CYCLOPS: Hnnngh.
XAVIER'S HEAD: C´mon, be good boys or there´s no desert tonight.
CYCLOPS: He started!
WOLVERINE: No way HE started!
CYCLOPS: You did!
WOLVERINE: You did!
XAVIER'S HEAD: I don´t care who started! Now be good X-Men and make peace!
CYCLOPS (disgruntled): Sorry.
WOLVERINE (disgruntled): S-sorry.
XAVIER'S HEAD: Good, now go play outside. Your professor´s head has important floating around on air to do!

 

[Panthro]

XAVIER'S HEAD: C´mon, make peace the both of you!
WOLVERINE: Grrrmpf.
CYCLOPS: Hnnngh.
XAVIER'S HEAD: C´mon, be good boys or there´s no desert tonight.
CYCLOPS: He started!
WOLVERINE: No way HE started!
CYCLOPS: You did!
WOLVERINE: You did!
XAVIER'S HEAD: I don´t care who started! Now be good X-Men and make peace!
CYCLOPS (disgruntled): Sorry.
WOLVERINE (disgruntled): S-sorry.
XAVIER'S HEAD: Good, now go play outside. Your professor´s head has important floating around on air to do!

 

[Panthro]

XAVIER'S HEAD: "Scott, what the Hell are you doing?"
CYCLOPS: "I'm beating myself up over a woman who in no way cared about me."
XAVIER'S HEAD: "Well stop it! And stand up straight!"
CYCLOPS: "I'm trying, but this morbid obsession with Jean just won't let up."
WOLVERINE: "We've been dangling Emma in front of him for damn near nine months now, and he still hasn't taken the bait."
CYCLOPS: "I want to take the bait, I really do, I want to be with a woman who actually likes me despite my seemingly endless list of flaws & personality defects while at the same time not being attracted to Wolverine, but this damn emo-ness holds me back."
XAVIER'S HEAD: "My God it's worse than we thought... Logan, there's only one thing to do. Take Scott to the nearest strip joint, surround him with all the strippers & hookers you can find, and then throw as much pornography at him as you can reasonably afford! If that doesn't snap him out of it, nothing will!"
WOLVERINE: "Right Chuck. Come on Mr. Tickle Me Emo, time for you to go shove a bunch of one dollar bills down some nice ladies underwear!"
CYCLOPS: "Okay, if you insist."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Thanks

CYCLOPS: "So who do you think is the more attractive Disney princess, Snow White or Cindrella?"
LOGAN: "Snow White."

CYCLOPS: "Wrong answer!"
LOGAN: "Ow!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Ah the endlessly controversial Disney princesses...

 

[ultimatefan]

LOGAN: What do you say I show up in X-Men First Class? YOu guys don´t wanna make another movie without the favorite X-Man, do ya?

 

[ultimatefan]

LOGAN: BTW, I think Emma´s got the hots for me too!

 

[Panthro]

Good ones UF!

CYCLOPS: "If I die... tell Iceman that... despite our differences... I have always loved him..."
ICEMAN: "I knew it! I knew my feelings weren't as one sided as Beast said!"
WOLVERINE: "The Hell?!"
ICEMAN: "Oh Cycke, what a life we could have had together..."
WOLVERINE: "Hey, knock it off! Stop going all Brokeback!"

 

[Panthro]

SCOTT: "You think I'm crazy! They think I'm crazy! Even *I* think I'm crazy! But the pig knows I'm NOT crazy!"
LOGAN: "What pig?"
SCOTT: "That pig!"

PORKY: "That's all, folks!"