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[Mystirious]

Gotta love the use of American Pyscho.

Well, it just came to me...rich, spoilt, snappy dresser, sociopathic tendencies. Warren is absolutely the X-men version of Patrick Bateman.

And now a word from Storm, Sex Adviser:

CYCLOPS: "Okay so how was last night's performance?"
STORM: "Better. Not as good as Black Panther, but your overall sexual performance has improved a great deal since our first session. You've finally stopped using the Knuckle, which is definitely an upgrade on your part. But don't ever assume that women want it rough. Always ask permission before going the rough route."
CYCLOPS: "Permission. Got it."

But baby when it's love if it aint rough it isn't fun!

 

[Panthro]

Sorry, I overwrote.

MR. SINISTER: "Do I really look like a man with a plan? I just... do things. You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars, I wouldn't know what to do if I actually caught one. I'm not a schemer. I show the schemers just how utterly pointless and useless their little schemes are. You were a schemer Scott, look where that got you."

 

[Panthro]

EMMA FROST: "Who are you calling Heidi Montag?!"
CYCLOPS: "Well Emma I told you getting all that plastic surgery was a bad idea. But did you listen to me? Nooooooooooooooooooooo."

 

[Panthro]

Let me know if this shortened version works better -

EMMA: "Well I had to get him ridiculously drunk, but I've finally got him right where I want him. And now, I shall have my way with him, and seeing as how he's a guy, no one will honestly believe him when he says I took advantage of him, nyehehehe..."

JEAN: "Get away from my man, biotch! Sure in this version he's an incompetent wuss, but he's MY incompetent wuss!"

 

[Mystirious]

These are GLORIOUS

I love Sinister as the Joker...

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Mysterious

I took one look at Sinister in that picture and I just knew he needed a Joker quote.

JEAN GREY: "Oh Scott, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
CYCLOPS: "Yes. Yes I am."

Now see, this is what Jean is thinking about -

And this is what Cyclops is thinking about -

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Jean, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
JEAN GREY: "Yes. Yes I am."

Now see, this is what Cyclops is thinking about -

And this is what Jean is thinking about -

 

[ALittlePush]

Wolverine: You're not going to hurt me.
Cyclops: I'd say it was an accident.
Wolverine:You haven't got the balls!

Later

Storm: What the hell happened between you and Wolverine?
Cyclops: My finger slipped.

 

[Panthro]

Wolverine: You're not going to hurt me.
Cyclops: I'd say it was an accident.
Wolverine:You haven't got the balls!

Later

Storm: What the hell happened between you and Wolverine?
Cyclops: My finger slipped.

 

[Panthro]

STORM: "Congratulations Scott. You've just had your first wet dream. Took you long enough."
CYCLOPS: "...."

 

[Panthro]

LOGAN: "Say it ain't so Cycke, say it ain't so!"
CYCLOPS: "Sorry Wolvie, but Iron Man 2 is twice the film your solo origin movie was."
LOGAN: "Damn it... damn you Robert Downey Jr. you magnificent bastard..."

 

[Mystirious]

hehehehe...It's funny because it's true

Mr Sinister: The safe word is "Bannana"

Cyclops: Remind me why I let Emma talk me into this?

Emma: An unconcious man in skintight spandex? BEST DAY EVER

Hulk: RAR! Why Wolverine main character in show about X-Men? Writer favouritism infuriate Hulk! Hulk SMASH!

Wolverine: O_O

Xavier: Don't you see Wolverine? You wanted to be an unlikable ***hole...and you've been an unlikable ***hole all along!

Cyclops: What about my wish, oh great and terrible O...I mean, professor Xavier?

Xavier: Well Scott, just click your heels and repeat after me: There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.

Cyclops: It worked! Oh Jean, I was in the most...AWFUL place! And you were there! And Wolverine was there!

Storm: was I there?

Cyclops: I...really can't remember. I think they made you a minor character. And Angel's love interest.

Storm: SON OF A ****

Domino: These Hollywood remakes are getting RALLY out of hand

Rogue: Ah didn't hear you complaining when they got us to star in that remake of "Bound"

 

[Panthro]

hehehehe...It's funny because it's true

Mr Sinister: The safe word is "Bannana"

Cyclops: Remind me why I let Emma talk me into this?

Emma: An unconcious man in skintight spandex? BEST DAY EVER

Hulk: RAR! Why Wolverine main character in show about X-Men? Writer favouritism infuriate Hulk! Hulk SMASH!

Wolverine: O_O

Xavier: Don't you see Wolverine? You wanted to be an unlikable ***hole...and you've been an unlikable ***hole all along!

Cyclops: What about my wish, oh great and terrible O...I mean, professor Xavier?

Xavier: Well Scott, just click your heels and repeat after me: There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.

Cyclops: It worked! Oh Jean, I was in the most...AWFUL place! And you were there! And Wolverine was there!

Storm: was I there?

Cyclops: I...really can't remember. I think they made you a minor character. And Angel's love interest.

Storm: SON OF A ****

Domino: These Hollywood remakes are getting RALLY out of hand

Rogue: Ah didn't hear you complaining when they got us to star in that remake of "Bound"

 

[Panthro]

JEAN [thinking]: "This is one of the top 10 most romantic embraces we've ever shared... I could stand like this all night..."
CYCLOPS [thinking]: "Man, I sure could go for a hamburger right about now..."

 

[Mystirious]

JEAN [thinking]: "This is one of the top 10 most romantic embraces we've ever shared... I could stand like this all night..."
CYCLOPS [thinking]: "Man, I sure could go for a hamburger right about now..."

Classic

 

[Panthro]

Thanks. I did a similar gag many a moon ago with pizza in place of hamburger.

Jean: No, seriously. It's only this big.

Wolverine: Damn...no wonder Cyclops is so Emo all the time in this series. Poor guy...

CYCLOPS: "It was cold out and I wasn't in the mood that night! Deal With It Woman!!!"

 

[Panthro]

JEAN GREY: "Oh Scott, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
CYCLOPS: "Yes. Yes I am."

Now see, this is what Jean is thinking about -

And this is what Cyclops is thinking about -

 

[Panthro]

MR. SINISTER: "This show deserves a better class of villains. And I'm gonna give it to them."

 

[Mystirious]

JEAN GREY: "Oh Scott, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
CYCLOPS: "Yes. Yes I am."

Now see, this is what Jean is thinking about -

And this is what Cyclops is thinking about -

 

[Panthro]

SCOTT: "Still mad about the Grant Morrison thing?"
JEAN: "Let's get Grant Morrison to write our title! He'll do wonders for us! Really Scott?"
SCOTT: "Jean, come on, how was I supposed to know he'd kill you in an incredibly stupid manner?"

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Well well well, Mr. Grant Morrison, you have no idea how long I've been waiting to meet you..."

 

[Panthro]

ROGUE: "Respect my authority!"

 

[Squidboy]

Sinister: Now, I know I'm not your regular gynecologist, but I assure you, I'm highly qualified and have an excellent bedside manner.

 

[Squidboy]

Kitty: "More money than God, and Xavier still can't afford a Blackbird that will fit everyone! He's such a jerk!"

 

[Panthro]

Kitty: "More money than God, and Xavier still can't afford a Blackbird that will fit everyone! He's such a jerk!"

The other one was funny too Squid.