Official W&TXM Caption This!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, cool stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: Bub, didn´t you use to be white?
NICK FURY: Think of me as the reversal Michael Jackson...

 

[Zant]

I'll take boyscout leader Cyclops over worthless emo loser Cyclops any day. Too bad that as gifted as Nolan North is, he voiced the worst version of Cyclops ever animated.

And I'll take Jubilee & Cable episodes over crap like "Wolverine Vs. The Hulk" and/or "Code of Conduct" any day of the week. But we're getting off topic.

WOLVERINE: "So what's the deal with Aquaman? Can he go on land or is he restricted just to water?"
NICK FURY: "No I've seen him go on land a couple of times."

So you like Jubilee's Fairytale theatre.the worst x men episode of all time?
Its only fitting that the worst x men episode is on the worst x men show

 

[Panthro]

I'd rather watch Jubilee's Fairytale Theater than watch the X-Men get punked by ninjas or a ham-fisted half-assed botchery of Cyclops's origin.

WOLVERINE: Bub, didn´t you use to be white?
NICK FURY: Think of me as the reversal Michael Jackson...

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Now Scott I don't mean to ruin the mood or make you insanely jealous or anything but... where's Wolverine?"
CYCLOPS: "Oh never you mind."

Elsewhere -

THOR: "Cyclops sends his regards."
WOLVERINE: "That bastard..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks cool stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

NICK FURY: How´s the food here?
WOLVERINE: Let´say it took me less time to heal from being disintegrated by Dark Phoenix than to recover from their double cheeseburger with bacon...

 

[Not_Sane]

^haha.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

NICK FURY: How´s the food here?
WOLVERINE: Let´say it took me less time to heal from being disintegrated by Dark Phoenix than to recover from their double cheeseburger with bacon...

Hehehehehehehe, reminds me of the first time I tried to eat Burger King's triple whopper.

JOHN GREY (Jean's Dad): "Damn it Charles, you said the lad was a gentleman! Jean's been in a state all week since their last... session."
SCOTT: "But she said she liked it rough!"
JEAN: "Not THAT rough."
SCOTT: "I thought the safe word was bosie!"
XAVIER: "..."

XAVIER: "So, any progress Jean?"
JEAN: "I'm sorry Professor, but it's no use. Scott kept calling me 'Warren' the whole time. And at one point he called me 'Hank' as well."
XAVIER: "Hmm, it would appear that straightening Scott out is going to be more difficult than I originally thought."

JEAN: "Oh yeah, there's nothing really obvious about this little bit of 'foreshadowing' here."

JEAN: "What the- oh my God! Hank, what the Hell are you doing to Bobby on the dashboard?!"
BEAST [off screen]: "Uh... this is not what it looks like..."
ICEMAN [off screen]: "It's exactly what it looks like!"
BEAST [off screen]: "Quiet you!"

JEAN: "Huh. Made in China, batteries not included, I wonder what that's all about..."

JEAN: "So I understand you've been having back to back sessions with Storm and Emma Frost."
SCOTT: "Um, yeah, about that... well, you see..."

JEAN: "It's okay Scott..."

JEAN: "...your technique's improved a lot."

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Little to the left... little to the right... ah there we go."

JEAN: "Hey! Get those hands up where I can see them Mister!"

CYCLOPS: "That better?"
JEAN: "Yes, much better. Thank you."

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "Oh man... ever since my show got canceled I've hit rock bottom... who could have perpetrated this heinous crime against me?"

CYCLOPS: "Hehehehehe, everything's gone exactly as planned..."

MAGNETO: "I'll get you next time Captain Planet!"

JEAN: "Gee, I don't look or feel anywhere nearly as sexy as I did in Evolution."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

XAVIER: I´m afraid I have some sad news, Mr Grey. Your daughter may be played by Miley Cyrus in the reboot.
MR GREY: Oh my God, what have we done wrong?

 

[Panthro]

XAVIER: I´m afraid I have some sad news, Mr Grey. Your daughter may be played by Miley Cyrus in the reboot.
MR GREY: Oh my God, what have we done wrong?

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: How did you lose that eye?
FURY: I lost a bet with Odin.
WOLVERINE: But Odin is missing an eye too!
FURY: I didn´t say I was a good loser.

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: How did you lose that eye?
FURY: I lost a bet with Odin.
WOLVERINE: But Odin is missing an eye too!
FURY: I didn´t say I was a good loser.

 

[Panthro]

SCOTT: "She called me 'Lorna' in bed."
JEAN: "It was an accident."

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

JEAN: C´mon dad, 0ther parents let their daughters sleep with their boyfriends at home!
JOHN: Other parents´ daughters don´t lift the house up to the stratosphere during climax...

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: C´mon dad, 0ther parents let their daughters sleep with their boyfriends at home!
JOHN: Other parents´ daughters don´t lift the house up to the stratosphere during climax...

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Wait, wait, I'm confused. Why are we getting back together?"
JEAN: "Well despite your poor behavior and generally poor psychological health, you did nearly get yourself killed on my behalf twice, so I figure I might as well throw you a bone. Plus your only other love interest just got blown up into a billion tiny pieces so even if you didn't want to get back together with me you're s*** out of luck, sailor."
CYCLOPS: ""

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Do you think this dress draws attention to my ass?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot, great stuff!