Official W&TXM Caption This!

[Panthro]

WANDA: Hmmm, I always had a thing for church boys...
NIGHTCRAWLER: Sadly, so did our priest...

So wrong, and yet:

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Where Dazzler?! Why no Dazzler?! Why Dazzler never get to be main character in any X-Men cartoons?! Kitty Pryde got to be main character in two X-Men cartoons! Jean Grey got to be main or semi-main character in roughly 3 cartoons! Even Rogue got to be main character in 3 X-Men cartoons for Christ's sake! When Dazzler gonna get a turn?! Hulk want Dazzler! For that matter, when will Colossus get a turn to be a main character in an X-Men cartoon?! Hulk needs a new X-Men sparring partner!"
WOLVERINE: "Dude, talk to the main executives at Marvel, I've got nothing to do with that!"
HULK: "Says X-Man who slept his way to the top!"
WOLVERINE: "That's a rumor!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Chaotic!

hehehe, poor Dazzler gets no respect.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Panthro, Chaotic!

hehehe, poor Dazzler gets no respect.

Neither does Colossus, though he's probably just slightly higher in profile.

 

[ultimatefan]

WANDA: You don´t need teleportation to get through my "walls"...
NIGHTCRAWLER: ...

 

[Panthro]

WANDA: You don´t need teleportation to get through my "walls"...
NIGHTCRAWLER: ...

 

[Panthro]

QUICKSILVER: "I... want... the truth..."
WOLVERINE: "You Can't Handle The Truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Not_Sane]

these are so funny.

 

[Panthro]

these are so funny.

Thanks, we try.

 

[Panthro]

DOM: "Look people, I know I'm sex on legs, but you can't fight over me right now!"

 

[Panthro]

DOM: "Okay we get it, you're not the girl from True Blood!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thsanks Panthro! Great stuff too!

 

[ultimatefan]

DOM: Make fun of my skin color all you like, b***, but with jugs like this I could be the color of puke and men would still die to lick me all over!

 

[Panthro]

DOM: Make fun of my skin color all you like, b***, but with jugs like this I could be the color of puke and men would still die to lick me all over!

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

PYRO: "You wanted to see me, Sir?"
MAGNETO: "Yes. Pyro, it has recently come to my attention that you engaged in sexual intercourse with my daughter on the desk in her office."
PYRO: "Who told you that?"
MAGNETO: "She did."
PYRO: "Oh... was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I gotta tell ya I've got to plead ignorance with you on this one, I mean if someone had told me that kind of thing was frowned upon around here-"
MAGNETO: "You're fired!"
PYRO: "You didn't have to say it like that."
MAGNETO: "I want you out of here by the end of the day! And by the way, she wants you to take back that sweater with the red dot on it."

ICEMAN: "Are you sure Colossus won't kick my ass over this?"
KITTY: "Don't worry, he's never home before 5:30."

ROGUE: "Jeez, they design my costume to be an obvious homage to my 90s outfit, but they couldn't make me hot enough to fill it out?! These animators suck!"

 

[Panthro]

PYRO: "You wanted to see me Gandalf? About taking the Ring to Mordor?"
MAGNETO: "For the last time, I Am Not Gandalf!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around!

 

[protocida]

MAGNETO: WHAT DID YOU SAID ABOUT MY MOMMA?
PYRO: I said she makes good cookies.
MAGNETO: Oh.

 

[ultimatefan]

PYRO: Please, say it!
MAGNETO: I will not say it.
PYRO:Just once, no one else will hear it!
MAGNETO: No!
PYRO: I´m a loyal servant, I fought hard for you in X3, I deserve it!
MAGNETO: All right, all right... THOU SHALL NOT PASS!!
PYRO: Yay!

 

[Not_Sane]

lol, thats a good one.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

MAGNETO: WHAT DID YOU SAID ABOUT MY MOMMA?
PYRO: I said she makes good cookies.
MAGNETO: Oh.

 

[Panthro]

PYRO: Please, say it!
MAGNETO: I will not say it.
PYRO:Just once, no one else will hear it!
MAGNETO: No!
PYRO: I´m a loyal servant, I fought hard for you in X3, I deserve it!
MAGNETO: All right, all right... THOU SHALL NOT PASS!!
PYRO: Yay!

::

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

MAGNETO: "You Went Over My Helmet?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"