Official W&TXM Caption This!

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SENTINEL: Ops, sorry. Can you tell me which floor is the models agency?
 
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Sentinel: We came to this planet, looking for intelligent life..... oops, we made a mistake.
 
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Jean: Looks like one of Bobby's ice bridges is starting to thaw.
Scott: That damn boy needs to clean up after himself...
Hehehehehehehehe

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AoA MR. SINISTER: "So how do you like being evil, Scott?"
AoA CYCLOPS: "Well, I look like crap and my characterization still sucks, but on the bright side I do have a dental plan now, plus free health care, and lots of b****es to f***."
AoA MR. SINISTER: "Oh come now, I don't think you look like crap. I think you look like Christopher Lambert in Greystoke: Legend of Tarzan Lord of the Apes!"
AoA CYCLOPS: "Shut up."

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APOCALYPSE: "Abortions for none!"
CROWD: "Boo!"
APOCALYPSE: "Hmm... Abortions for everyone!"
CROWD: "Boo!"
APOCALYPSE: "Hmm... Abortions for some, small American flags for others!"
CROWD: "Yay!"
AoA CYCLOPS: "That was some damn good negotiating sir."
AoA MR. SINISTER: "Yeah, got them right where you want them."
APOCALYPSE: "Thank you."


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APOCALYPSE: "Sex!!!" [crowd quiets] "Good, now that I have your attention, vote Apocalypse for President, 2012!"


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APOCALYPSE: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I have only one thing to say. Testicles! That is all."


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APOCALYPSE: "I've played this stinkin' city like a harp from Hell!"
 
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CYCLOPS: "You look so perfect from a distance but then I get close and see hundreds of tiny imperfections. I've gotta tell you, I'm disappointed."
 
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Apocalypse: Tonight, we're going to party like it's 1984!!

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Gambit: You mean I don't hook up with Rogue?!
Logan: Nope. Lorna.
Gambit: No!
Logan: You should know - Rogue's single.
Gambit: NOOO!!!
 
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Cyclops (singing to himself) Tonight is the night, when two become one.
 
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Apocalypse: Tonight, we're going to party like it's 1984!!

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Gambit: You mean I don't hook up with Rogue?!
Logan: Nope. Lorna.
Gambit: No!
Logan: You should know - Rogue's single.
Gambit: NOOO!!!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

I liked the Jailbait gag too.
 
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KITTY: "Why yes, I was the inspiration for Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Why do you ask?'
ICEMAN: "I just like to absorb useless trivia when I can."
 
Thanks Panthro, funny one there. Is that true? o_O
I read on the net somewhere that Buffy was loosely inspired by Kitty Pryde. Seemed like a good gag for a caption.

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APOCALYPSE: "Kneel Before Zod!!!"
 
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GAMBIT: "Klingon bastards, you killed my son!"
 
Thanks Prime!
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CYCLOPS: "Why's the rum gone?!"
WOLVERINE: "Because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable X-Men into complete scoundrels."
CYCLOPS: "But WHY is the rum gone?!"
 
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APOCALYPSE: "Sex!!!" [crowd quiets] "Good, now that I have your attention, vote Apocalypse for President, 2012!"

HAHAH! I think i'm gonna use that one when i need peoples attention.
 
Thanks Neptune.

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APOCALYPSE: "Good evening! I'm Apocalypse and you're not!"
 
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APOCALYPSE: The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed -- for lack of a better word -- is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.Greed, in all of its forms -- greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed -- you mark my words -- will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.
 
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APOCALYPSE: George W. Bush? Nope, but I got that a lot the last eight years...
 
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APOCALYPSE: Put your hands in the air, like you just don´t care!!
 
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APOCALYPSE: The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed -- for lack of a better word -- is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.Greed, in all of its forms -- greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed -- you mark my words -- will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.
Bwahahahahahaha

The Bush one is also great.

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BEAST: "Damn it all to Hell, they're late again! Oh well, looks like we'll have to start the orgy without them!"


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ANGEL: "Um, Beast, we talked about this, no public displays of affection dude..."
BEAST: "I'm tired of hiding my feelings! I want the whole world to know who I love and that I'm proud of it!"


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EMMA FROST: "And now Princess, you shall reveal to us the secret location of your hidden rebel base."


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EMMA: "Now repeat after me - I will break up with Cyclops so he can date that sexy biotch Emma Frost. I will break up with Cyclops so he can date that sexy biotch Emma Frost. I will break up with Cyclops so he can date that sexy biotch Emma Frost..."


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JEAN: "Oh man, w-what am I doing here? What just happened?"
EMMA: "Do exactly as I say and no one will ever have to know."
JEAN: "Wait a minute, you mean-"
EMMA: "Yes. Oh yes. And I enjoyed every minute of it."
JEAN: "Noooooooooooo!"
EMMA: "Jeez, calm down. All I did was paint your toenails to have Green Lantern insignias."


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CYCLOPS: "If I die... tell Colossus... that I have always loved him..."
WOLVERINE: "WTF?"


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SCOTT: "Jean, it's okay. You're not the first woman who had an accident during sex."
 
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