Official W&TXM Caption This!

[Superwoman Prime]

CYCLOPS: "If I die... tell Colossus... that I have always loved him..."
WOLVERINE: "WTF?"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

CYCLOPS: "Wolverine... help me take... this visor off. For once... let me look on you with my own eyes."

 

[ChaoticPsylocke]

haha ^^

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Prime. Nice ROTJ twist there.

COLOSSUS: "The things I do for Klondike bars!"

BEAST: "Yo! Where the blue furry women at?!"

 

[Ratcrawler]

"Let's twist again! Like we did last summer!"

Scott: Jean, I'm so glad you're--*sniff sniff* what is that smell?

Jean: Oh, it's this shirt. I've been wearing it since the expolosion.

Scott: That was, like, a year ago.

Jean: Yes.

Scott: And this hosPital has no scrubs.

Jean: No.

Scott: Ok. Gross. We're getting you out of here RIGHT now.

"I'm Emma Frost and this is Jean Grey and together we're...THE POLISH FLAG!"

"Dammit, Rogue and Angel! Wanda Maximoff decimated the Mutant population and the only way for us to save our sPecies is to get buZAY! Now you two are gonna breed if I have to manually force you to do so!"

Sinister: Hey. Hey. Hey, Scott. Hey. Scotty. Scooter. Scoots. Scotty 2 Hottie. Scotty doesn't know. Hey. Hey. Scotland Yard. Hey--

Cyclops: WHAT!?

Sinister: Do ya like my new pigtails?

Cyclops: No, I do not.

Sinister: But...I had Danielle Moonstar do them and everything...

 

[Ratcrawler]

Magneto: People of Genosha! My Children! These are trying times we live in! Now I know things haven't been easy since those Sentinels attacked our island but we must not tolerate half baked consPiracy theories saying that I "orchestrated" these events to propogate a war for my own ideological purposes! We must always remember that the events of that day were carried out fascist radicals who hate us for our freedom because it would be very unpatriotic to say otherwise!

Apocalypse: Hold it right there, Magneto!

Magneto: What the f--!? Hey! Who are you!? And what are you doing on that balcony that rivals my own!?

Apocalypse: My name is Apoc Hussein Alypse! And change has come to Genosha! Change we can believe in!

Magneto: Wait, wait, did you just say your name was Apocalypse? As in the end of the world? And who are those fruitcakes behind you?

Oh, these are my running mates, Mr. Sinister and Bizarro Cyclops. Mr. Sinister actively volunteers at homeless shelters and adopts abandoned cats and dogs. Bizarro Cyclops is a focused and committed leader with a knack for planning and executing brilliant strategies. Ya know, because he's the opposite of the Cyclops in this universe!

Bizarro Cyclops: ZING!

Magneto: Yeah, well...my hos are classier than yours!

 

[Panthro]

"Let's twist again! Like we did last summer!"

Scott: Jean, I'm so glad you're--*sniff sniff* what is that smell?

Jean: Oh, it's this shirt. I've been wearing it since the expolosion.

Scott: That was, like, a year ago.

Jean: Yes.

Scott: And this hosPital has no scrubs.

Jean: No.

Scott: Ok. Gross. We're getting you out of here RIGHT now.

"I'm Emma Frost and this is Jean Grey and together we're...THE POLISH FLAG!"

"Dammit, Rogue and Angel! Wanda Maximoff decimated the Mutant population and the only way for us to save our sPecies is to get buZAY! Now you two are gonna breed if I have to manually force you to do so!"

Sinister: Hey. Hey. Hey, Scott. Hey. Scotty. Scooter. Scoots. Scotty 2 Hottie. Scotty doesn't know. Hey. Hey. Scotland Yard. Hey--

Cyclops: WHAT!?

Sinister: Do ya like my new pigtails?

Cyclops: No, I do not.

Sinister: But...I had Danielle Moonstar do them and everything...

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Ratcrawler]

Scott: Good morning, sleepyhead! You slept through the whole operation.

Jean: *yawn* So my breast reduction was successful?

Scott: ...reduction?

Jim: Michael, I have a confession to make.

Michael: Yes, Jim?

Jim: Nobody broke into the office to put your stapler in Jell-O last night. It was me.

Michael: Ok, well, Jim, I apreciate your honesty BUT...I really wish you would have told me that before I sPent 40 billion dollars of Dunder Mifflin's money on our new security system.

Jim: Yeah. And I'm real sorry. But do you think we could get rid of it now?

Michael: I don't think we should.

Jim: Michael, please. It disturbs the hell out of everyone except for Dwight, who now thinks it's God. It accidentally stepped on Toby last week--

Michael: "Accidentally." *laughs*

Jim: And it's always--

Sentinel: HALT, MUTANT!!!

Jim: --doing that.

Dwight: The God Demands Sacrifice!

Jim: No, it doesn't Dwight! So, c'mon, Michael. Whaddya say?

Michael: Hmm. You're right, Jim. It is pretty over the top for a security system we don't really need.

Jim: Thank you, Michael.

Michael: But what we DO need...is someone in charge of Human Resources, now that Toby's gone. And, after looking over the giant, killer robot's resume all morning and I hired him for that.

Sentinel: ANGELA!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS SATURDAY!?!

Old Gregg: I'm Old Gregg! I got a mangina! Hey Scott.

Scott: Oh, s**t. Hello, Gregg. How did you find me?

Old Gregg: I'm drunk on Baileys. I had a shoe full of Baileys and now I'm drunk as a b***h. I'm Old Gregg!

Scott: Yes, I know. You've told me your name about 18,000--

Old Gregg: Do ya love me?

Scott: No, Gregg, we had a fling--well, it was more of a rape, really--but the point is you've gone you're way and I've gone my way and that's the way it's gonna be.

Old Gregg: But you must love Old Gregg or else I'm gonna scoop out your eyeball and chuck it up my downstairs mix-up.

Scott: ...Maybe, I was being a bit hasty there, Gregg. You know how when you love somebody but you don't wanna seem too eager so you play a love game?

Old Gregg: Love game?

Scott: Yes, I was playing a game with you.

Old Gregg: You playing love games with Old Gregg?

 

[Panthro]

^^^Hehehe, I take it that's inspired by the Office?

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

JEAN: Hey, my eyes are up h... Nah, these´re magnificent, I know. Bask your eyes in their glory!

 

[ultimatefan]

APOCALYPSE: Yes, I used money from the city treasury to finance the murder ofmy eneimes, but as Gabbo would say, I´m a bad widdle boy!

 

[ultimatefan]

MAGNETO: Everyone in favor of Bryan Singer coming back to the X-Men movie franchise, say yay!!
CROWD: YAY!!

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: Hey, my eyes are up h... Nah, these´re magnificent, I know. Bask your eyes in their glory!

You always beat me to that Gabbo/Simpsons quote.

 

[Panthro]

APOCALYPSE: "Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor. Now, go do that Voodoo that you Do so well!"

 

[Panthro]

COLOSSUS: "Kitty Pryde will lose her virginity to ME and only me, got that mother-f***ers?!"

JEAN: "Damn it Logan, don't you know I have a restraining order against you?"
LOGAN: "Your mouth says no, but your eyes say yes."
JEAN: "Damn it."

 

[Panthro]

Magneto: People of Genosha! My Children! These are trying times we live in! Now I know things haven't been easy since those Sentinels attacked our island but we must not tolerate half baked consPiracy theories saying that I "orchestrated" these events to propogate a war for my own ideological purposes! We must always remember that the events of that day were carried out fascist radicals who hate us for our freedom because it would be very unpatriotic to say otherwise!

Apocalypse: Hold it right there, Magneto!

Magneto: What the f--!? Hey! Who are you!? And what are you doing on that balcony that rivals my own!?

Apocalypse: My name is Apoc Hussein Alypse! And change has come to Genosha! Change we can believe in!

Magneto: Wait, wait, did you just say your name was Apocalypse? As in the end of the world? And who are those fruitcakes behind you?

Oh, these are my running mates, Mr. Sinister and Bizarro Cyclops. Mr. Sinister actively volunteers at homeless shelters and adopts abandoned cats and dogs. Bizarro Cyclops is a focused and committed leader with a knack for planning and executing brilliant strategies. Ya know, because he's the opposite of the Cyclops in this universe!

Bizarro Cyclops: ZING!

Magneto: Yeah, well...my hos are classier than yours!

Sorry I didn't say it before but that is hilarious.

 

[Panthro]

JEAN [thinking]: "Oh God this is a really romantic embrace we've got going on here... I could stand like this all night..."
CYCLOPS [thinking]: "Man, I sure could go for a pizza right now..."

 

[Ratcrawler]

Sorry I didn't say it before but that is hilarious.

Thanks, dude!

Magneto: Now somebody, anybody, everybody SCREAM!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I like the Rogue/Angel breeding one and Jean/Scott thinking especially, lol.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

WOLVERINE: "Poison Ivy? What are you doing here?"

 

[Panthro]

You're welcome Rat, thanks Prime.

WOLVERINE: "Poison Ivy? What are you doing here?"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thankya

 

[Panthro]

Sure thing bud.

JEAN: "Scott, we need to talk about the... difficulties we've been having lately."
SCOTT: "Jean, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the X-Men, traffic snarls, life & death traps, bare-knuckled fights to the bitter end, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you, the second all those things go away, we'll have sex."
JEAN: "I can't wait that long!"

 

[Mystic]

Another quote from the Simpsons