Official W&TXM Caption This!

[Panthro]

You can never go wrong with classic Simpson quotes.

WOLVERINE: "Hey Cycke, I hear they want Paris Hilton to play Emma Frost in the next X-Men film."
CYCLOPS: "Alright, now you're just trying to piss me off!"

 

[Panthro]

JEAN GREY: "Oh come here Scotty, I don't care that the writers completely emasculated you in this show and made you out to be the worst X-Man of all time."
CYCLOPS: "Thanks Jean. I'm sorry they treated you like a plot device instead of an actual character."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! What can I do, it´s a classic, cortesy of legendary Simpsons writer John Swartzwelder.

Great stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

JEAN GREY: Let me see your eyes!
CYCLOPS: So, besides making me a nearly useless character like in the movies, they now also intend to kill me off right away like in X3, huh? See, did I rape Tom Rothman´s mother in a previous incarnation or something?

 

[Panthro]

JEAN GREY: Let me see your eyes!
CYCLOPS: So, besides making me a nearly useless character like in the movies, they now also intend to kill me off right away like in X3, huh? See, did I rape Tom Rothman´s mother in a previous incarnation or something?

 

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CYCLOPS: "Hey wait a minute. Now wait- wait just a damn minute! Our relationship in this incarnation makes no sense! In this version I'm completely emasculated by the writers, I have no competence, I have no charisma, I have latent anger management problems, I'm the laughingstock of the original 5, I didn't even have the guts or competence to zap Magneto at point blank range, I apparently lack the ability to concoct & execute any significant or efficient plans, I apparently have no dedication to the cause and no self-esteem, I'm basically an emotional wasteland of a man, a sack of faults in a suit, like the Sentry! And I use you to fill in a void I can't fill in myself! How the Hell do you end up falling in love with me of all people?!"
JEAN GREY: "I like stupid insecure men with no willpower of their own."
CYCLOPS: "Oh."

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "You can kiss my cellulite-free ass for all I've done for you!"

MR. SINISTER: "You're gay now?"
CYCLOPS: "No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate."
MR. SINISTER: "I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."
CYCLOPS: "You're gay for saying that."
MR. SINISTER: "I'm gay for saying what?"
CYCLOPS: "You know how I know you're gay?"
MR. SINISTER: "How? How do you know I'm gay?"
CYCLOPS: "Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts."
MR. SINISTER: "You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more."
CYCLOPS: "You know how I know you're gay?"
MR. SINISTER: "How? Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?"
CYCLOPS: "You know how I know you're gay?"
MR. SINISTER: "How?"
CYCLOPS: "You like Coldplay."

APOCALYPSE: "The problem in the past has been the man turning us against one another. We have been unable to see the truth, because we have fighting for ten square feet of ground, our turf, our little piece of turf. That's crap, brothers! The turf is ours by right, because it's our turn. All we have to do is keep up the general truce. We take over one borough at a time. Secure our territory... secure our turf... because it's all our turf! Can you count, suckers? I say, the future is ours... if you can count! Now, look what we have here before us. We got the Saracens sitting next to the Jones Street Boys. We've got the Moonrunners right by the Van Cortlandt Rangers. Nobody is wasting nobody. That... is a miracle. And miracles is the way things ought to be. You're standing right now with nine delegates from 100 gangs. And there's over a hundred more. That's 20,000 hardcore members. Forty-thousand, counting affiliates, and twenty-thousand more, not organized, but ready to fight: 60,000 soldiers! Now, there ain't but 20,000 police in the whole town. Can you dig it?"
CROWD: "Yeah!"
APOCALYPSE: "Can you dig it?"
CROWD: "Yeah!"
APOCALYPSE: "Can... You... Dig It?!"
CROWD: "Yeah!"
APOCALYPSE: "Now, here's the sum total: One gang could run this city! One gang. Nothing would move without us allowing it to happen. We could tax the crime syndicates, the police, because WE got the streets, suckers! Can you dig it? CAN YOU DIG IT?!?!"

JEAN: "Oh my God... how- how could you?"
EMMA: "If you tell anyone, I'll kill you."

EMMA: "Come on, get up. Still gotta go to school dummy."

JEAN: "A- a Jedi Knight? Heh. I'm out of it for a little while and everybody starts getting delusions of grandeur."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

JEAN: Wait, is this some kind of sacrificial ceremony?
EMMA: What? Just because of the big hall, the eerie candles, this table-like bed? You see way too many movies, honey.
JEAN: Oh, okay (lies down)
EMMA: She´s ready, Mr. Cruise!

CRUISE: All hail Lord Xenu!!

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: Wait, is this some kind of sacrificial ceremony?
EMMA: What? Just because of the big hall, the eerie candles, this table-like bed? You see way too many movies, honey.
JEAN: Oh, okay (lies down)
EMMA: She´s ready, Mr. Cruise!

CRUISE: All hail Lord Xenu!!

Even though the Cruise pic isn't showing up.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and yeah,I replaced it.

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "You feel that?! You feel that?! That's pride f***in' with ya! You gotta control that s*** man!"

 

[Panthro]

TEEN JEAN: "No I do not stuff my bra! Where did this unfounded notion come from?!"

ADULT JEAN: "What do you mean my breasts looked bigger when I was teenager?!"

 

[Mike555]

Gret stuff love the cruise pic.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Surely I say unto you dudes, I do not wish to fight. If you apologize right now, the God of Thunder will absolve your sins and proceed upon the path of righteousness."

GAMBIT: "Pfft. Tell you what goldie locks, the day a monkey comes out of my butt is the day you get an apology. Got it?"

THOR: "How convenient, because that's TODAY."

GAMBIT: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

15 seconds later -

DONKEY KONG: "Freedom!"

WOLVERINE: "Whoa... did that monkey just come out your crack, man?" [Gambit whimpers and faints]

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Mike! Great stuff Panthro, especially the Almighty Bruce reference.

 

[ultimatefan]

CYCLOPS: Bali Mangthi Kali Ma!
WOLVERINE: First of all bub, Temple Of Doom is arguably the weakest Indiana Jones movies, second you know it wouldn´t work on me anyway cuz I´d just grow another heart right away.
CYCLOPS: Party-pooper.

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: Bali Mangthi Kali Ma!
WOLVERINE: First of all bub, Temple Of Doom is arguably the weakest Indiana Jones movies, second you know it wouldn´t work on me anyway cuz I´d just grow another heart right away.
CYCLOPS: Party-pooper.

Thanks

CYLCOPS: "Now you listen to me you little runt, you know a well as I do that King of the Crystal Skull is easily the weakest Indiana Jones movie, so weak it doesn't even feel like an Indiana Jones movie but some godawful parody based on a godawful piece of fan fiction, with horrid CGI, an over the hill Harrison Ford coming off like he's playing a caricature of himself, trashing the legacy of Marion Ravenwood, and whoever had the bright idea of casting Shia Labeouf as Indy's bastard son should be dragged out into the street and shot!"

CYCLOPS: "You wanna be in the leader of this rag tag band of misfits?!"
WOLVERINE: "Yes I do!"
CYCLOPS: "Oh yeah? Well... you can't."

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "One minute Cyclops is complaining 'You never do the dishes' and the next minute Wolverine's complaining 'You never take out the trash.' Like I have time for domestic work! Meanwhile, I've got not one but two fruitcake villains fighting for control of my soul and my Phoenix powers!"
EMMA: "Men are so cruel."

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Verily thou art the 2nd sleaziest being the God of Thunder has ever encountered, next to mine own foster brother Loki!"

GAMBIT: "Why thank you."

CYCLOPS: "You know there was only one good role in this whole franchise for a Canadian, and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee!"
WOLVERINE: "Now you pump your breaks Cycke, that man is a national treasure!"
CYCLOPS: "I just want to throw another shrimp on your barbie!"
WOLVERINE: "Now that **** ain't funny!"
CYCLOPS: "Hey, I ain't f***ing with ya Kangaroo Jack! I'm sorry the Dingo ate your baby!"
WOLVERINE: "You know that's a true story? A woman lost her kid."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks?

Great stuff all around- even though I don´t have this harsh an opinion on KOTC - especially the Canada/Australia stuff.

 

[ultimatefan]

JEAN: I feel like someone is watching us!
EMMA: We´re two hot chicks in sexy outfits in a scene that easily hints at lesbian sexual tension, OF COURSE someone is watching!

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: I feel like someone is watching us!
EMMA: We´re two hot chicks in sexy outfits in a scene that easily hints at lesbian sexual tension, OF COURSE someone is watching!

Glad you enjoyed the Canadian subversion of Tropic Thunder.

 

[Panthro]

Cyclops & Jean Grey not on the same page, part 1 -

CYCLOPS: "Jean, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
JEAN: "Yes, yes I am."

See, this is what Cyclops is thinking about -

And this is what Jean is thinking about -

 

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Cyclops & Jean Grey not on the same page, part 2 -

JEAN: "Oh Scott, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
CYCLOPS: "Yes, yes I am."

See, this is what Jean is thinking about -

And this is what Cyclops is thinking about -