Official W&TXM Caption This!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, love those "thinking about" runs.

 

[ultimatefan]

JEAN: Oh, Scott, is our wedding as big as the Superman and Lois wedding?
SCOTT: Huh, no, sorry honey, I don´t think so, but hey, it´s a great...
JEAN: What about the Peter Parker and Mary Jane one?
SCOTT: Huuuuh... You can be sure it´s bigger than the Hawkeye and Mockingbird one...
JEAN: F*** you, a**hole.

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: Oh my God... H-how could you...
JEAN: If you tell anybody, I´ll kill you.

The more I think about that one, the funnier it gets.

Glad you liked mine. Oh those superheroines and their status obsessions.

 

[Panthro]

SCOTT: "Hey, should this picture even be in this thread? I mean, it's not even from the Wolverine & the X-Men series-"
JEAN: "Just shut up and kiss me you big emotionally repressed lug you."
SCOTT: "Okay."

BEAST: "I'm not going to the strip joint by myself!"
ROGUE: "But I'm a woman and I don't wanna watch other women strip for cash."
BEAST: "Quiet you! You'll watch other women strip for cash and you'll like it!"

 

[Panthro]

Cyclops & Jean Grey not on the same page, part 3 -

JEAN: "Oh Scott, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
CYCLOPS: "Yes, yes I am."

See, this is what Cyclops is thinking about -

And, this is what Jean's thinking about -

 

[Ratcrawler]

Scott: Was it good for...? Ne'ermind.

Jean: Where's our baby? Can I hold him?

Scott: Honey, I dunno how to break this to you, but JUST BEFORE I could get him vaccinated for swine flu, he contracted a rare techno-organic virus and I had to send him 50 years into the future where a cure was invented.

Jean: That's awful. But I guess it just goes to show you how important immunizations are.

Scott: Yes. IMMUNIZE YOUR CHILD TODAY BEFORE THEY CONTRACT A TECHNOORGANIC SWINE FLU!

 

[Panthro]

Scott: Was it good for...? Ne'ermind.

Jean: Where's our baby? Can I hold him?

Scott: Honey, I dunno how to break this to you, but JUST BEFORE I could get him vaccinated for swine flu, he contracted a rare techno-organic virus and I had to send him 50 years into the future where a cure was invented.

Jean: That's awful. But I guess it just goes to show you how important immunizations are.

Scott: Yes. IMMUNIZE YOUR CHILD TODAY BEFORE THEY CONTRACT A TECHNOORGANIC SWINE FLU!

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "So who are you?"
LOGAN: "I am McLovin."

SCOTT: "No you're not! Nobody's McLovin! McLovin never existed because that's a stupid, made up, fairytale name you f***!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! great stuff all around, especially the vaccine one and the strip joint one.

 

[ultimatefan]

JEAN: Oh, Batman...
SCOTT: For the love of God, don´t you join the bandwagon too, Jean! I almost miss when it used to be Logan...

 

[Ratcrawler]

LOL really. Brave & The Bold should've just been called "DC's Pantheon ****ing Batman's ****"

Anyway, it's not really caption worthy, but I made to express how I felt about something...

 

[ALittlePush]

Anyway, it's not really caption worthy, but I made to express how I felt about something...

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Wolverine was something of a major a-hole to Gambit the whole time, even when it wasn't warranted.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SCOTT: "I just realized you were never worth all the emotional turmoil. Why does a guy need you when he's got Emma lingering around him?"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SCOTT: "The X-Men need you right now, but when they don't... they'll cast you out. Like a leper. See, their morals, their code: it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these, uh… these civilized mutants, they'll eat each other."

 

[Ratcrawler]

Wolverine was something of a major a-hole to Gambit the whole time, even when it wasn't warranted.

True, but considering how Gambit acted like a bumbling sidekick when they first met, you can't be too hard on either. Damn writers...

 

[Ratcrawler]

SCOTT: "I just realized you were never worth all the emotional turmoil. Why does a guy need you when he's got Emma lingering around him?"

 

[Panthro]

LOL really. Brave & The Bold should've just been called "DC's Pantheon ****ing Batman's ****"

Anyway, it's not really caption worthy, but I made to express how I felt about something...

 

[Panthro]

SCOTT: "The X-Men need you right now, but when they don't... they'll cast you out. Like a leper. See, their morals, their code: it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these, uh… these civilized mutants, they'll eat each other."

Hehehehe, had Heath Ledger played Cyclops.

 

[Panthro]

SCOTT: "I just realized you were never worth all the emotional turmoil. Why does a guy need you when he's got Emma lingering around him?"

OUCH. Still -

 

[Panthro]

I liked the Batman one too UF.

JEAN: "Logan, be a dear and go see how Scott's coming along with getting that BO out of his car."
LOGAN: "Okay."

LOGAN: "So, still no luck with getting the BO out of your car?"
SCOTT: "No! And all because of that stupid valet!"
LOGAN: "Dude, calm down, it can't be worth this much aggravation."
SCOTT: "Don't you understand?! This isn't just BO! It's an entity! IT'S ALIVE! Even Superman would be powerless this kind of stench!"

 

[Panthro]

LOGAN: "The man in the cape! I'm telling you he's mixed up in this somehow!"
SCOTT: "Now hold on just a damn minute there, you can't accuse someone of being bad just because they wear a cape! Superman wore a cape! And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and listen to you say something bad about him!"
LOGAN: "Okay, Superman's the exception."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Seinfeld? I think.

And thanks, Ratcrawler, Panthro!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SCOTT: "Where are you going?"

LOGAN: "Back to owlship. Back to America. Evil must be punished. People must be told."

SCOTT: "Logan... You know I can't let you do that."

LOGAN: "Huhhh. Of course. Must protect Veidt's new utopia. One more body amongst foundations makes little difference. Well? What are you waiting for? Do it."

SCOT: "Logan..."

LOGAN: "DO IT!"

 

[Panthro]

SCOTT: "Where are you going?"

LOGAN: "Back to owlship. Back to America. Evil must be punished. People must be told."

SCOTT: "Logan... You know I can't let you do that."

LOGAN: "Huhhh. Of course. Must protect Veidt's new utopia. One more body amongst foundations makes little difference. Well? What are you waiting for? Do it."

SCOT: "Logan..."

LOGAN: "DO IT!"

Yep, Seinfeld. Hehe, nice use of Watchmen.