Official W&TXM Caption This!

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Oh Scott, please don't let Grant Morrison get me."
SCOTT: "Not gonna happen Jean. Not on my watch. Even if he does throw Emma at me."

 

[RomyFan]

THOR: "Surely I say unto you dudes, I do not wish to fight. If you apologize right now, the God of Thunder will absolve your sins and proceed upon the path of righteousness."

GAMBIT: "Pfft. Tell you what goldie locks, the day a monkey comes out of my butt is the day you get an apology. Got it?"

THOR: "How convenient, because that's TODAY."

GAMBIT: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

15 seconds later -

DONKEY KONG: "Freedom!"

WOLVERINE: "Whoa... did that monkey just come out your crack, man?" [Gambit whimpers and faints]

OMG, I laughed like a maniac when I read "freedom" lol!!!!!
And hey Panthro, I love the 90's! TAS, specially

CYCLOPS: Bali Mangthi Kali Ma!
WOLVERINE: First of all bub, Temple Of Doom is arguably the weakest Indiana Jones movies, second you know it wouldn´t work on me anyway cuz I´d just grow another heart right away.
CYCLOPS: Party-pooper.

LOL!
And the "Jean and Scott not on the same page" was great too

 

[Panthro]

Thanks RomyFan!

EMMA FROST: "Hey, my boobs are down there!"
SCOTT SUMMERS: "Wait, what?"
EMMA: "Oh come on now, do you really think I do all that running/jogging, swimming, biking, yoga, weight training 4 days a week and then walk around dressed like this just to have you look at my eyes?"
SCOTT: "No, but I'm certainly glad that you do."

EMMA FROST: "Scott, it's not true that they're seriously considering Paris Hilton to play me in the next film are they?"
SCOTT SUMMERS: "I don't know Emma, but seeing as how Fox is run by Tom Rothman, I'd brace for the worst if I were you."

JEAN GREY: "Hey great orgy guys! Same time next week?"
ANGEL & ICEMAN: "You bet!"

 

[Panthro]

ICEMAN: "Why'd they put the pinata up so high?"
CYCLOPS: "Damned if I know, Bob. Damned if I know."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SCOTT: "Afraid I have some unsettling news, Jean. It turns out that the SuperHeroHype poster Superman Prime ranks us #3 out of the 3 main X-Men animated series. No no no he doesn't hate our show or anything. It's just. . . you know, it pales a little in comparison to the other two. *sigh* Do you need some time alone?"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

WOLVERINE: "More fangirls than me, Gambit? Well let's see how those girls like a mutilated, lurching piece of meat."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

JEAN: "For the last time, I'm not going to help you tame the wild snake in your pocket!"

 

[RomyFan]

WOLVERINE: "More fangirls than me, Gambit? Well let's see how those girls like a mutilated, lurching piece of meat."

Hahahahaha! I'm one of those! Gambit: Hehehe.

 

[Panthro]

SCOTT: "Afraid I have some unsettling news, Jean. It turns out that the SuperHeroHype poster Superman Prime ranks us #3 out of the 3 main X-Men animated series. No no no he doesn't hate our show or anything. It's just. . . you know, it pales a little in comparison to the other two. *sigh* Do you need some time alone?"

The other two were great as well (especially Wolvie mutilating Gambit) but this one was my favorite.

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Gentlemen, we must FIGHT! To Run Away!"
OTHER X-MEN: ""
CYCLOPS: "What?"
ICEMAN: "Dude, I seriously liked you better when you were all like hyper competent which provoked me to actually be jealous of you."
BEAST: "Yeah, me too."
ANGEL: "Same here. This incompetent putz thing just doesn't work for you."
CYCLOPS: "Well how do you think I feel? You think I like this poor characterization they saddled me with? It's a conspiracy I tell you! A conspiracy to make me look bad and add to the already over-hyped Wolverine!"
BEAST: "Yeah, that's tough man. Hopefully you'll get treated better in the next animated series."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

JEAN: Admit it, you pretend you can´t control your optic blast so you get to wear shades and stare at women´s T and A all the time, don´t ya?
SCOTT: How did you find out?
JEAN: It´s like the way European guys pretend they don´t care for seeing women´s naked breasts so they walk around topless on the beaches. Sleazy, yet brilliant.
SCOTT: It is, isn´t it?

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: Admit it, you pretend you can´t control your optic blast so you get to wear shades and stare at women´s T and A all the time, don´t ya?
SCOTT: How did you find out?
JEAN: It´s like the way European guys pretend they don´t care for seeing women´s naked breasts so they walk around topless on the beaches. Sleazy, yet brilliant.
SCOTT: It is, isn´t it?

 

[Panthro]

SCOTT: "Jean, tell me the truth, do I have any chance of being redeemed in season 2?"
JEAN: "How do I say this without totally destroying your will to live? Um... no."
SCOTT: "Damn it."
JEAN: "But since we're doing AoA next season I'm sure that at the very least you'll get to blow up a lot of stuff."

 

[Ratcrawler]

Cyclops: It's ok, guys. They're not as tough as they look!

Cyclops: ...Ok, well the Asian guy's harmless as long as you don't let him trick you into hugging him.

 

[Panthro]

Cyclops: It's ok, guys. They're not as tough as they look!

Cyclops: ...Ok, well the Asian guy's harmless as long as you don't let him trick you into hugging him.

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "I'm not gonna kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me."
MULTIPLE MAN #6: "What are you?!"
CYCLOPS: "I'm Batman."

This is Cyclops

This is Cyclops on Drugs.

And this is Cyclops on Drugs 2.5

Any questions?

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Give your master Chris Yost a message. Tell him I'm coming for him. And tell him he will suffer. Oh yes, he will suffer. And so will his pals Johnson & Kyle."

JEAN: "Flame On!"

JEAN: "Oh Scott, oh honey, oh dear, oh darling, oh sweetie, oh puddin' pop..."
CYCLOPS [thinking]: "Just close your eyes and think of Emma. Just close your eyes and think of Emma."

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "So I come home after a long hard day of fighting bad guys and you know what I find? I find Cyclops and Wolverine in bed together!"
EMMA: "Oh my. That's terrible."
JEAN: "I know! My husband cheating on me with my boyfriend! And my boyfriend cheating on me with my husband!"
EMMA: "Wow. It's all so horribly tragic and yet I feel like laughing..."

 

[Panthro]

MR. SINISTER: "Good evening, I'm Mr. Sinister and you're not."

 

[ALittlePush]

Scott: Jean, let's add a little spice to our relationship. Let's experiment.

Later

Jean: Wow, I've never felt like that before.

Emma: Glad to be of service.

Meanwhile

Mr Sinister: Shall we be begin?

Scott: Are you sure this is legal?

 

[Panthro]

Scott: Jean, let's add a little spice to our relationship. Let's experiment.

Later

Jean: Wow, I've never felt like that before.

Emma: Glad to be of service.

Meanwhile

Mr Sinister: Shall we be begin?

Scott: Are you sure this is legal?

 

[Panthro]

X-MEN [singing]: "We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot-"
WOLVERINE [solo]: "I have to push the pram a lot."

SUPERMAN: "You know on second thought let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
JLA: "Right."

 

[Ratcrawler]

X-MEN [singing]: "We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot-"
WOLVERINE [solo]: "I have to push the pram a lot."

SUPERMAN: "You know on second thought let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
JLA: "Right."

^LOL Brilliant!

Jean: Wow, Lady GaGa, this sure is an elaborate music video set...

Lady GaGa: No, dear, this is my bathroom.

 

[Panthro]

^LOL Brilliant!

Jean: Wow, Lady GaGa, this sure is an elaborate music video set...

Lady GaGa: No, dear, this is my bathroom.

Thanks!

Hehehe, Lady GaGa.

XAVIER: "You don't want to do this Scott."
LOGAN: "Yeah, what he said."
SCOTT: "It's not about what I want. It's about what's fair! You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair."