Official W&TXM Caption This!

[Panthro]

LOGAN: "No no, higher Cycke, higher. I'm telling you the Vulcan Nerve Pinch doesn't work at this level."

 

[Panthro]

LOGAN: "So Cycke, why do you wear the stupid wrist band?"
SCOTT: "After all the crap the writers dumped on me in this show, I've given up trying to understand why the wrist band is even there. I just go with it."

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "You know Scott, I could have tolerated you leaving me for Storm. I could have tolerated you leaving me Polaris. I could have tolerated you leaving me for jail-bait like Rogue or Kitty Pryde or even Jubilee, wherever she is these days. Hell, I even could have tolerated you leaving me for a male lover like Angel or Beast. But leaving me for Emma Frost? That's low Scott, that's just plain low."
SCOTT: "Oh yeah? Well at least Emma pays attention to me when I'm trying to have a conversation with her and you know what else? At least Emma isn't looking over her shoulder at Logan half the time f***ing him with her eyes!"
JEAN: "I... I have no real rebuttal for that."
SCOTT: "Emma doesn't cry during sex either."
JEAN: "Hey!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

Jean: Please tell me we´re not trying to make this series look more like the Twilight movies!

 

[Panthro]

Jean: Please tell me we´re not trying to make this series look more like the Twilight movies!

The horror! The horror!

 

[Panthro]

STORM: "Scott, did you know that every 7 minutes, a black person is born in this country with no soul?"
SCOTT: "I am so not comfortable with this conversation."

90s CYCLOPS: "Hello, I'm 90s Cyclops. I'm an authoritarian lawgiver who has trouble relaxing, but I always try to do what's best for the group and I'm always heroic when it counts."

EVOLUTION CYCLOPS: "Hello, I'm Evolution Cyclops. I'm a laid back, outgoing guy with a surprisingly well developed sense of humor despite the fact that I can't turn off my power. I also try to do what is best for the group and manage to be heroic when it counts."

CURRENT CYCLOPS: "Hello, I'm the current W&TX Cyclops. I'm a pathetic loser who was the laughingstock of the founding 5 and needed Jean to hold my hand to get anything done, I'm easily dismissed by my so called foster father & team mates, prone to jealousy & irrational bouts of anger against Wolverine, I'm a fraudulent false hero who can't do anything right, can never save the day, and forever destined to be wrong while Wolverine is always destined to be right. I'm also completely incapable of seeing that Emma Frost would be a better girlfriend for me than Jean Grey if only because Emma is not attracted to Wolverine, meaning that with Emma I'd never have to worry about her looking over her shoulder at that clawed media tramp. In short order, I have no positive qualities and no positive growth."

 

[ultimatefan]

The horror, indeed.

Hehehehehehhee, it´s like the I´m a Mac, I´m a PC thing...

 

[ultimatefan]

SCOTT: I´m sick of being treated like a joke in this series, do you hear me?!I`ll stand for myself from now on!!
WOLVIE You will not stand for yourself. You´ll continue to be a joke.
SCOTT: I will not stand for myself. I´ll continue to be a j... C`mon, now they gave you the Jedi mind trick too?!

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, Jedi Wolverine.

SCOTT: "Excuse me, but would you please hit me again? I've never seen such fluidity. The way your knuckles crunch when you smash them into my face, it's art."
JEAN: "Dance with me. I'll hit you all you like."
SCOTT [thinking]: "Dear Diary- Jackpot!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, is that hit me thing a reference - I know the jackpot quote is from Family Guy, dunno the rest.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks, is that hit me thing a refSuper Mario Brothers when Mario (Bob Hoskins) tries to woo a big beefy female bouncer named Bertha.

POLARIS: "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Listen shorty, Jean and I, we have a bond, okay? And no one can come between that bond."
LOGAN: "I thought you wanted to fool around with Emma Frost."
CYCLOPS: "Well, yeah, her, but that's it."
LOGAN: "And you had Psyelocke pining for you at one point, to say nothing of Lee Forrester and Colleen Wing-"
CYCLOPS: "Okay what the Hell is your point?"
LOGAN: "My point is... you are a ****e."
CYCLOPS: "Okay. Apology accepted."

LOGAN: "What'd ya kick me for?"
SCOTT: "Biotch, I said no teeth!"
LOGAN: "Oh. Do I still get paid at least?"
SCOTT: "No, you do not."
LOGAN: "I am so not recommending you to any of my co-workers."

 

[Panthro]

LOGAN: "Hey Summers, I need to ask you a question."
CYCLOPS: "Okay, shoot."
LOGAN: "What was it like F***ING Jean's bony body?"

LOGAN: "Ow!"

LOGAN: "Is it weird that I was kinda turned on by that?"

LOGAN: "Ow!"

 

[Panthro]

LOGAN: "Hey Summers, I need your help for a minute."
CYCLOPS: "What with?"
LOGAN: "I got an itch between my shoulder blades, you know, right in the center, that one place where you just can't quite reach."
CYCLOPS: "That sucks. Did you try your claws?"
LOGAN: "Yeah, it's not working. Think you could assist?"
CYCLOPS: "Mmm... okay. But we'd better go outside first."

LOGAN: "Ah... ah yeah, oh yeah, right there, that hits the spot, oh yeah... I owe ya one Summers."
CYCLOPS: "Sure thing."

LOGAN: "You know Cycke, the skull cap is really not a good look for you, even if it is your 'classic'/'iconic' look."
CYCLOPS: "It's not?"
LOGAN: "Not at all. It gives your head a really misshapen look, especially in this cartoon, it makes your head look kinda like an egg."
CYCLOPS: "Really?"
LOGAN: "Yeah. You should go back to the exposed hair look that you had in the 90s, that was a much better look for you."
CYCLOPS: "Uh... is it me or is this getting a little too meterosexual for two guys who're supposed to be superheroes?"
LOGAN: "Yeah, but I'm Wolverine so I can get away with it."

 

[Ratcrawler]

Scott: Here! You can take your stupid keys and shove them up your...

Logan: Up my what?

Scott: Oh my God...Logan...

Logan: Yeah?

Scott: I feel a lump.

Logan: A lump on my...wait, you don't mean...I have...

Scott: Yes. I am so sorry.

Logan: It's alright, Scott. I'll get through this.

Scott: No. WE'LL get through this. Together.

 

[Panthro]

^^^Hehehehehehe

ROGUE: "You know the blue version of this costume looked better on you?"
ANGEL: "Yeah but Cycke always tends to wear a blue costume, and between him and Beast and Mystique and all the other blue elements around here, I needed to get an alternative."

 

[Panthro]

SCOTT: "For 30 some years I've been holding you up!"

SCOTT: "I built this title from NOTHING!!!"

SCOTT: "And nothing's gonna stand in my way, least of all-"

SCOTT: "-YOU!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

CYCLOPS: They may have taken away from me the leadership of the X-Men I´ve had for decades... They may have put your name before the X-Men in the title... They may have made me an incompetent wuss to make you look better... But I´m still a lot taller than you!
WOLVIE: Go to hell.

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: They may have taken away from me the leadership of the X-Men I´ve had for decades... They may have put your name before the X-Men in the title... They may have made me an incompetent wuss to make you look better... But I´m still a lot taller than you!
WOLVIE: Go to hell.

 

[Art_of_Crime]

Jean: So wait let me get this straight. You are no longer the leader, you sit around moaping all the time listening to "Death Cab of Cutie" and writing bad poetry?
Cyclops: First of all, I'm brooding, and second I'm still the leader of something.
Jean: Being the leader of the "Twilight" fan club hardly counts.

 

[Panthro]

^^Uh-oh, now he's really beyond redemption.

SCOTT: "Hey Logan, since you're down there-"
LOGAN: "Eww! What the Hell's wrong with you?! Do make Jean or Emma do this sort of thing?!"
SCOTT: "Dude, what the Hell are you talking about? I was only gonna ask you to tie my shoe."

 

[Art_of_Crime]

Wolverine: Bub, I've never been a fan of yours. You were a stuck up boyscout with a 90 foot pole up your keister in the 90's, and now you are a whining, winging, p wiped chump.
Cyclops: Get to the point little man?
Wolverine: How do you still manage to get the two hottest women on the team to fall for you?
Cyclops: You mean aside from the fact that I'm the only one on the team that is not covered in gross hair, blue, more attracted to machines or 3 feet tall? It must be my sunny personality...
Wolverine: I see, Will you help me shave my back?

 

[Panthro]

Wolverine: Bub, I've never been a fan of yours. You were a stuck up boyscout with a 90 foot pole up your keister in the 90's, and now you are a whining, winging, p wiped chump.
Cyclops: Get to the point little man?
Wolverine: How do you still manage to get the two hottest women on the team to fall for you?
Cyclops: You mean aside from the fact that I'm the only one on the team that is not covered in gross hair, blue, more attracted to machines or 3 feet tall? It must be my sunny personality...
Wolverine: I see, Will you help me shave my back?