Official W&TXM Caption This!

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "You know it's funny, everybody talks about how Hugh Jackman did such a great job playing you, yet in the movies you're not half the jerk you tend to be in the comics."
WOLVERINE: "F*** you."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

CYCLOPS: You know, at this distance, our angry stares get dangerously close to looking like disguised sexual tension.
WOLVERINE: Damn you´re right.

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: You know, at this distance, our angry stares get dangerously close to looking like disguised sexual tension.
WOLVERINE: Damn you´re right.

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "I want you to stand back and, literally, f*** your own face!"
QUICKSILVER: "Dude, come on, I don't want to listen to your Tom Cruise Tropic Thunder impersonation again."
WOLVERINE: "Kill joy."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!


Hehehehehe, much as I like to trash Cruise, he was pretty funny in TT.

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "It was you, wasn't it?! You have any idea how unfunny that was?! A small d*** is like a disability man! Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair?! Huh?! You know it's not the size of the hammer that counts, it's the nail you're throwing it at!"

 

[ALittlePush]

Wolverine: I said I wanted a white pony for christmas. So what are you going to do about it?

Quicksilver: Buy you a white pony for christmas?

 

[Art_of_Crime]

Wolverine: I brought the chains, mud flaps, pudding, apple cores, diapers, cheese wiz, toenail clippers, jumper cables and dry ice.
Quick Silver: I wish I knew hot to quit you.

 

[Panthro]

PYRO: "All I said was shouldn't you really be speaking with a German accent instead of a British accent?"
MAGNETO: "I spent a lot of time in England after the war, alright?"

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "You cheated on me with Warren?! How could you?!"
SCOTT: "First of all, I did not cheat on you with Warren. Warren and I were an in the closet item long before you joined the group. Can you really blame us Jean, can you? I mean we were both very good looking young men, easily the lookers of the group, and half the time we were wearing these really flamboyantly tight costumes that drew attention to our bodies, okay? And it was already a predominantly male group, something was bound to happen sooner or later!"

 

[ALittlePush]

Jean: If Wolverine's getting a pony for christmas, I want one. And I want it to be better than his.

Scott: Santa says you've been a bad girl this year. You're not getting one.

Jean: That is so unfair.

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

CYCLOPS:Hey, my eyes are up here!
WOLVIE: Oh. Sorry.

 

[ALittlePush]

Cyclops: Why did you buy Jean a saddle?, I already told her that she wasn't getting a pony.

Wolverine: The saddle isn't for a pony, it's for Jean. She's going to need it if I'm going to ride her all the way to Alaska.

Cyclops: Can you get me one for Emma?

 

[Panthro]

XAVIER: "Scott how many times do we have to tell you to stop ripping off the Terminator look? I mean even ten years ago it was a bit out of date."
SCOTT: "For the last time I am not ripping off the Terminator look! I was doing the 24/7 sunglasses look 20 years before the Terminator was even conceived!"
LOGAN: "You have to admit Cycke it does give you kind of a Terminator look look."

 

[ALittlePush]

Scott: You want HOW MUCH? There is no way I'm paying that.

Wolverine: You want a saddle that won't leave you sore? You'll pay the asking price.

 

[Ratcrawler]

Apocalypse: I've got 4 mechanical ponies looking a home! Any takers?

 

[ALittlePush]

Magneto: I want you to get those ponies before they're all gone.

Pyro: Yes sir.

 

[Panthro]

QUICKSILVER: "I'm getting the pony!"
ROGUE: "No, I'm getting the pony!"
DOMINO: "If you two don't cut this crap out then neither of you will get the pony!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the Terminator one and the pony run!

 

[ultimatefan]

CYCLOPS: Why the hell have they made you the leader?! You´re no leader by any means!!
WOLVERINE: You think I don´t know that?! You think I don´t f***ing know that?! I was perfectly happy as the roguish anti-hero who shows up and steals the scene, but since the third movie execs suddenly decided I´m supposed to be the leader! How the f*** can I be the roguish anti-hero who steals the scene when I have to train noobies, give moral-lifting speeches, pay the f***ing utility bills?! What kind of roguish anti-hero pays f***ing utility billis?!?
CYCLOPS: Man, execs suck.
WOLVERINE: Finally we agree on something.

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: Why the hell have they made you the leader?! You´re no leader by any means!!
WOLVERINE: You think I don´t know that?! You think I don´t f***ing know that?! I was perfectly happy as the roguish anti-hero who shows up and steals the scene, but since the third movie execs suddenly decided I´m supposed to be the leader! How the f*** can I be the roguish anti-hero who steals the scene when I have to train noobies, give moral-lifting speeches, pay the f***ing utility bills?! What kind of roguish anti-hero pays f***ing utility billis?!?
CYCLOPS: Man, execs suck.
WOLVERINE: Finally we agree on something.

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "So I hear you and Jean are getting back together."
CYCLOPS: "Yep."
WOLVERINE: "So that's all I was to you? Just a one night stand while you were on the rebound, huh bub?"
CYCLOPS: "Yep."
WOLVERINE: "Damn, you are a player."