Official W&TXM Caption This!

[ALittlePush]

Polaris: Soon, the pony will be mine!

 

[Panthro]

EMMA: "Funny, this usually works in the Disney movies..."

JEAN: "God I am so tired of being typecast as the Phoenix! It's gotten to a point where I turn into Phoenix without the costume!"

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Cool stuff all around, especially the "player" one.

 

[ultimatefan]

JEAN: Vulturess?! What the f*** is a Vulturess?!?

 

[ultimatefan]

JEAN: Spectacular Spider-Man is CANCELLED?!?

 

[ALittlePush]

Gambit: The pony's dead.

Later

Scott: I'm sure the pony's gone to a better place. Some place good where it can play happily with all its pony friends.

Jean: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: Vulturess?! What the f*** is a Vulturess?!?

Hehe, that pony gag just keeps on going.

wait, did they really cancel Spectacular Spider-Man?

 

[Art_of_Crime]

Apocalypse: Behold people of the future, Old Spice High Endurance will not leave you with unsightly pit stains.

 

[Panthro]

This is actually a remake of a caption another poster did on page 11 but with roles reversed -

JEAN [playful]: "Aw, do I have to? I mean do I really, really have to?"
LOGAN [playful]: "Sorry Jean, this has been a great fling, but if you don't tell Cycke about us, we're finished."
JEAN: "Okay. I'll tell him when he gets back from the Savage Land."

Later that week -

JEAN: "Scott, I know the timing sucks, but I have a confession to make."
SCOTT: "Oh God, were you sleeping with Beast again?"
JEAN: "Oh no, no no no."
SCOTT: "Phew."
JEAN: "This time it was Logan."

30 seconds later -

LOGAN: "Ow!"

 

[Art_of_Crime]

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[Art_of_Crime]

WOLVERINE: Check it out Emma, two for one sale on tight shirts at Abercrombie and Fitch?

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "Just wait till they find out that it was me who convinced Katie Holmes to turn down THE DARK KNIGHT and do MAD MONEY. They'll be kissing my feet then..."

 

[Art_of_Crime]

WOLVERINE: You see, this is why Clive Barker should not be allowed to write an episode of this show.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Cool stuff all around, especially the confession one and the Clive Barker reference!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: Hey, this is the only way I can watch the whole Sex and The City movie!

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "We don't have to be adversaries, Cycke. We both want a fair union contract."
CYCLOPS [thinking]: Why is Wolverine being so nice to me?
WOLVERINE: "And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours."
CYCLOPS [thinking]: Wait a minute. Is he coming on to me?
WOLVERINE: "I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?"
CYCLOPS [thinking]: Oh my god! He IS coming on to me!
WOLVERINE: "After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows." (Wolverine chuckles and winks at Cyclops)
CYCLOPS [thinking]: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CYCLOPS [speaking]: "Sorry, Logan, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!"
WOLVERINE [thinking]: He wouldn't even hear me out...

 

[ALittlePush]

Nice Simpsons quote

 

[Panthro]

Thanks ALittlePush

MAGNETO: "Zion, hear me! It is true, what many of you have heard. The machines have gathered an army and as I speak, that army is drawing nearer to our home. Believe me when I say we have a difficult time ahead of us. But if we are to be prepared for it, we must first shed our fear of it. I stand here, before you now, truthfully unafraid. Why? Because I believe something you do not? No, I stand here without fear because I remember. I remember that I am here not because of the path that lies before me but because of the path that lies behind me. I remember that for 100 years we have fought these machines. I remember that for 100 years they have sent their armies to destroy us, and after a century of war I remember that which matters most... We are still here! Today, let us send a message to that army. TOnight, let us shake this cave. Tonight, let us tremble these halls of earth, steel, and stone, let us be heard from red core to black sky. Tonight, let us make them remember, THIS IS ZION AND WE ARE NOT AFRAID!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Gotta love that Simpsons quote.

 

[ultimatefan]

LOGAN: Why do you keep flirting with me and then coming back to Scott?
JEAN: let´say I´m following my childhood´s role model...

OLIVE: That´s right, girls only flirt with the bad boys, they marry the good guys... After watching them kick each other´s ass!

 

[Panthro]

LOGAN: Why do you keep flirting with me and then coming back to Scott?
JEAN: let´say I´m following my childhood´s role model...

OLIVE: That´s right, girls only flirt with the bad boys, they marry the good guys... After watching them kick each other´s ass!

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Oh no!"
XAVIER: "What is it Jean?"
JEAN: "I... I... I think I'm turning emo!"

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "Wait, you mean Cyclops and I are not destined to be together?"
XAVIER: "Nope. He's actually destined to end up with Emma Frost. You know, the bleach blonde pseudo villainess."
JEAN: "No!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "No ma'am I am not the fellow who had a one night stand with you. You must be mistaking me for Batman."

JEAN: "But... but... you look just like him!"