Official W&TXM Caption This!

[Panthro]

DISNEY/MARVEL EXECUTIVE: Hi, we decided to cancel the great Spectacular Spider-Man series after only two seasons and relaunch it as an excuse to shoehorn appearances of second and third tier Marvel characters!

CYCLOPS: Damn, and I thought I was being mistreated...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot!

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "What do you mean we're not getting a 2nd season?!"

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Jean, The Way A Man Penetrates The World Should Be The Same Way He Penetrates His Woman: Not Merely For Personal Gain Or Pleasure, But To Magnify Love, Openness, And Depth."
JEAN GREY: "Take me. NOW."

 

[Mystirious]

Cyclops: Damn it...I miss the nineties

 

[Mystirious]

Wolverine: Alright kids. First one to crack open the Forge pinata wins a prize

Kitty: ooooo! What is it?

Wolerine: The prize of actually getting some decent character development in one of the rare episodes that don't focus on me!

Cyclops: Sorry Forge. But that screentime is MINE

 

[Panthro]

Cyclops: Damn it...I miss the nineties

I miss the 90s too.

 

[Panthro]

Wolverine: Alright kids. First one to crack open the Forge pinata wins a prize

Kitty: ooooo! What is it?

Wolerine: The prize of actually getting some decent character development in one of the rare episodes that don't focus on me!

Cyclops: Sorry Forge. But that screentime is MINE

 

[Venomaniac]

CYCLOPS: What do you think of Marvel cancelling the Spectacular SPider-Man?
LOGAN: A brillaint move on their part. That shows was ****!

 

[Mystirious]

I miss the 90s too.

I find it troubling that I'm coming up on twenty seven and I'm already nostalgic. Lord knows what I'll be like when I hit the big 5-0

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around, especially the pinata one!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: This show can´t be cancelled! What will my fans think... I mean, the X-Men fans, the X-Men fans, silly me...

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: What do you think of Marvel cancelling the Spectacular SPider-Man?
LOGAN: A brillaint move on their part. That shows was ****!

Kick his ass, Cycke!

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: This show can´t be cancelled! What will my fans think... I mean, the X-Men fans, the X-Men fans, silly me...

 

[Mystirious]

Emma Frost: All this time I've been a fool. Who needs Cyclops? YUM

Rogue: So...should we do something to rescue Psylocke from Emma or...

Domino: Judging from her expression, I don't think she wants to be "Rescued", sweetie. But that DOES give me an idea...

Rogue: Again? Damn your insatiable...

Cyclops: Logan, what are you...

Wolverine: Shhhh. If I look grim and brooding at the fourth wall it makes me look more like a bad a** to the viewers

Cyclops:.... what the F*** are you talking about?!

Magneto: It's the helmet. The ladies dig the helmet

 

[Panthro]

Emma Frost: All this time I've been a fool. Who needs Cyclops? YUM

Rogue: So...should we do something to rescue Psylocke from Emma or...

Domino: Judging from her expression, I don't think she wants to be "Rescued", sweetie. But that DOES give me an idea...

Rogue: Again? Damn your insatiable...

Cyclops: Logan, what are you...

Wolverine: Shhhh. If I look grim and brooding at the fourth wall it makes me look more like a bad a** to the viewers

Cyclops:.... what the F*** are you talking about?!

Magneto: It's the helmet. The ladies dig the helmet

You know, frustrating as the show was, it did result in one of the best caption threads this site has ever seen. Too bad we'll never get to make those post-season 2 jokes now.

 

[Mystirious]

The possibilities for Evil Cyclops jokes would have been endless.

And you know...

Beast's expression always catches my eye here. He looks so incredibly angry and bitter. I like to think that he's finally had enough of Logan's rebel without a clue nonsense and is about to just smack him over the head

 

[Panthro]

The possibilities for Evil Cyclops jokes would have been endless.

And you know...

Beast's expression always catches my eye here. He looks so incredibly angry and bitter. I like to think that he's finally had enough of Logan's rebel without a clue nonsense and is about to just smack him over the head

Hehehe, yeah you're right. And Fred Tatasciore was given so little to do as Beast even though he nailed the character pretty well. It's a shame.

 

[Panthro]

You know you just inspired me M -

BEAST [thinking]: "Oh that's it, that's just it. I've had it with this sawed off little shack of s*** playing the Jesus Christ of Mutant cards on all of us & hogging all the filler episodes. I am gonna walk up behind him real quiet like & bash his brains in with whatever blunt object happens to be within arm's length. Oh yes, I will do this."

 

[Panthro]

CYCLOPS: "Now see, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You've been in His presence. He's personally spoken to you. And yet back there you claimed to be an atheist."
LOGAN: "I just like to f*** with the clergy every once in a while man. I love keeping them on their toes. Now, what's with this airport obsession of yours?"
CYCLOPS: "That's humanity at its best. See all that anger, all that unrest, all that unhappiness, GONE, for that one perfect moment when people reunite after the plane lands. Like this one guy, what he didn't know is that his girlfriend cheated on him while he was away."
LOGAN: "She did?"
CYCLOPS: "Twice."
LOGAN: "Nice."
CYCLOPS: "But it didn't matter at the time because they were just so happy to see each other. I like that. I wish people could feel that way more often."
LOGAN: "You and you're half assed obsession with Hallmark moments..."

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: "You're the Man now, dawg/dog."


This is Wolverine's reaction to learning that "Wolverine & the X-Men" has been canceled -

LOGAN: "What-"

LOGAN: "-the-"

LOGAN: "-f***?! You can't do this to me, I'm Wolverine damn it!"

And this is Cyclops's reaction to learning that "Wolverine & The X-Men" has been canceled -

CYCLOPS: "Freedom! Wonderful wonderful freedom! Goodbye angst ridden mis-characterization! Goodbye morally ambiguous emo Matrix trench-coat! Goodbye version of Jean Grey who does not genuinely love me or genuinely care about me in any way shape or form! Goodbye stupid grossly inaccurate Breakdown episode!"

 

[Mystirious]

You know you just inspired me M -

BEAST [thinking]: "Oh that's it, that's just it. I've had it with this sawed off little shack of s*** playing the Jesus Christ of Mutant cards on all of us & hogging all the filler episodes. I am gonna walk up behind him real quiet like & bash his brains in with whatever blunt object happens to be within arm's length. Oh yes, I will do this."

Love it. I can absolutely believe that's what he's really thinking too...

 

[Mystirious]

Wolverine: Bang. (Falls down dead)

Cyclops: God damn it Wolverine this is NOT Cowboy Bebop! Get the hell up you have a healing factor!

Wolverine: You're ruining the homage!

Cyclops: THERE'S your homage!

Rogue: Damn. And I though WE played rough...

Domino: Shhhhh...save that for later

 

[Panthro]

Wolverine: Bang. (Falls down dead)

Cyclops: God damn it Wolverine this is NOT Cowboy Bebop! Get the hell up you have a healing factor!

Wolverine: You're ruining the homage!

Cyclops: THERE'S your homage!

Rogue: Damn. And I though WE played rough...

Domino: Shhhhh...save that for later

Brilliant!

Speaking of which, wasn't Steve Blum - voice of Wolverine in W&TXM & Hulk Vs. - also the voice of Spike Spiegel in Cowboy Beebop?

 

[Mystirious]

Brilliant!

Speaking of which, wasn't Steve Blum - voice of Wolverine in W&TXM & Hulk Vs. - also the voice of Spike Spiegel in Cowboy Beebop?

He was indeed That's what made me think of doing this joke when I saw Wolverine's pose in that picture