SuperMonkey
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Ya know those anyoing scam emails ya get. yeah, well, I always play along, act like i'm none the wiser to their scamminess and at the end I insult them. plain, straight up insults.
So i get this particular one where "Deborah Jayanthi" is dying of cancer and wants to give me her inheritance. convieniently, she cant speak on the phone because of her "worsening condition". So, I deal mostly with her lawyer to "Complete the deal". After a couple back and forths between me and "Barrister Emmanuel Williams Esquire of Glob Links Chambers (Whatever that means) Law offices in London" I blow the scam wide open, saying:
Then a couple days later, I'm bored out of my mind so I decide to see if I can fool him again by apologizing:
And he replies
read your mail with interest and wish to add that truth always speak for its self. The only regret is that we would have concluded this transaction before now if not that you chose to do some findings which I consider a welcome development. Having said that I would implore you to send the information which I had earlier demanded so that we proceed in earnest. Furthermore do hurriedly get back to the security company informing them of your willingness to proceed immediately without delay because as a matter of fact timing is the only enemy we have as things are now.
Do not fail to update me on your discussions with them while I wait for your means of identification accordingly.
You have been properly guided.
Kind Regards,
Emmanuel Williams Esq.
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Seriously now!
Then I reply with lots of bad words not suitable for the hype
So i get this particular one where "Deborah Jayanthi" is dying of cancer and wants to give me her inheritance. convieniently, she cant speak on the phone because of her "worsening condition". So, I deal mostly with her lawyer to "Complete the deal". After a couple back and forths between me and "Barrister Emmanuel Williams Esquire of Glob Links Chambers (Whatever that means) Law offices in London" I blow the scam wide open, saying:
Attention Sir!!
You wouldn't happen to also be the son of Robert Guei, would you? Or the director of the foreign lottery that I never entered, or maybe you're Mister Joseph Asida? You know, it is against international law to impersonate an attorney. If you are an esquire, then I am the freakin' Fresh Prince of Wales. Thanks for your e-mail address though, I'll be using it in the future. You haven't heard the last of me.
FYI,
Here's a copy of the FBI Crime Report I sent
You're Welcome, and ****, you're ******ed.
Then a couple days later, I'm bored out of my mind so I decide to see if I can fool him again by apologizing:
And he replies
read your mail with interest and wish to add that truth always speak for its self. The only regret is that we would have concluded this transaction before now if not that you chose to do some findings which I consider a welcome development. Having said that I would implore you to send the information which I had earlier demanded so that we proceed in earnest. Furthermore do hurriedly get back to the security company informing them of your willingness to proceed immediately without delay because as a matter of fact timing is the only enemy we have as things are now.
Do not fail to update me on your discussions with them while I wait for your means of identification accordingly.
You have been properly guided.
Kind Regards,
Emmanuel Williams Esq.
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Seriously now!
Then I reply with lots of bad words not suitable for the hype
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