ok someone go to the front page of cnn.com

[Kaleb]

and tell me what exactly in the hell is on that guys face

 

[Master Chief]

...Looks like stuff from a sperm bank...

 

[Mister J]

It's milk. It's tradition for the winner of the Indianapolis 500 to drink milk after the victory. The driver pictured was just excited.

 

[Master Chief]

But it looks gooey.

 

[Mister J]

Well, they didn't specify what kind of milk it was.

 

[Darthphere]

 

[Abaddon]

and tell me what exactly in the hell is on that guys face

OMG,perv!