OMFG--Kill It!!! Burn it with Fire!!!!!!

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NEVER use public toilets!

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[BLACKOUT]S**T MONSTERS?![/BLACKOUT] What have these people been eating???

I'm sorry, but that looks like somebody's orifice of Ass--complete with hemorrhoids. You brought some f***ed up s*** in this thread Mindreaper.


Thank you. :D:up:
 
Stephen King did do the ass monster route already in Dreamcatcher.
 
Glow Worms
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Glow Worms doing their thing as seen on BBC's Planet Earth.
 
NEVER use public toilets!

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Meanwhile, further down the toilet...

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[BLACKOUT]S**T MONSTERS?![/BLACKOUT] What have these people been eating???

Reminds me of The Hive Mind from Dead Space.
 
Gross and interesting. I'd like to see what would happen if you pour salt on it.
Chances are that the increase in salt concentration on its outer surface will cause an osmotic shift that creates a net movement of water out of its cells through the selectively permeable cell membranes. If the effect is large enough, it should shrivel up, at least on a scale that is local relative to the placement of the salt.

That's my guess, anyway.
 
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National Geographic said:
Shortness of breath, excessive salivation, tremors, and an intensely painful erection are all indications of being bitten by a highly venomous arachnid commonly known as the banana spider. So toxic is Phoneutria nigriventer, a member of the Ctenidae family of wandering spiders, that its bite has been known to kill people.
 
I don't know why I came in here when it's so close to bedtime.
 
That is absolutely hateable and loathsome.

But I am LAUGHING MY ASS OFF that one of the side effects of being bitten is an "intensely painful erection."

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How many couples just order this as an exotic pet do you think? Nature's deadly viagra....or did the dude who was bit just have some weird spider fetish.
 
How many couples just order this as an exotic pet do you think? Nature's deadly viagra....or did the dude who was bit just have some weird spider fetish.

I dunno. But if you can't put your "it" away when you're done with it...LOL :p
 
ok, I admit I almost found this fella cute, and then I read the word "fangs"

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The Telegraph said:
the Budgett’s frog (Lepidobatrachus)... But this South American amphibian is also known as the "Freddy Krueger" frog because of its fangs
 
Even with the "fangs", that thing's still doofy-lookin'.

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Probably wouldn't hurt for the little fella to visit a dentist either.
 
Imagine, there has to be another critter out there that actually finds it attractive for it to be able to breed... :eek:
 
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