OMFG--Kill It!!! Burn it with Fire!!!!!!

[Piper Maru]

Actually, (some) mantis shrimp do the same thing ("cavitation").

Well regardless, they should still be burned with fire. And they can also take a bath with some butter and lemon.

 

[Doctor Evo]

Well regardless, they should still be burned with fire. And they can also take a bath with some butter and lemon.

I've got a friend who studies them. He says that they taste like something between crab and lobster.

 

[redhawk23]

 

[redhawk23]

I was walking to class this morning when suddenly I encountered a JAR OF SNAKES.

 

[redmarvel]

This would creep me out...

 

[Midnyte_Sun]

Oh my God.





A Tape deck.

 

[Drizzle]

The spider just wants you to listen to his mix tape, is all. It's got Rush on it.

 

[The Squirrel]

That's not funny! A spider crawled out of my air vents while I was driving on the highway once.

 

[Piper Maru]

The spider just wants you to listen to his mix tape, is all. It's got Rush on it.

And Limp Bizkit.

 

[Endeavor]

That *&^% would cause an accident.

 

[NickNitro]

My friend was riding his motorcycle when a snake crawled out from the engine (because Im guessing the heat of it) and wrapped itself around the handle bars.

I would of died.......screamed....pooped my pants...and died.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

Oh my God.





A Tape deck.

 

[redhawk23]

Tongue-eating louse (Cymothoa exigua). This parasite enters the fish's mouth (Lutjanus sp.), Clinging to the tongue base and extracting all the blood away, until it atrophy from lack of blood. Then replaces the fish's tongue by attaching its own body to the muscles of the tongue stub, and starts to feed on some of what the host eats; the fish can live normally, and there are even studies around the benefits that he could receive from this parasite

 

[AxlsAppetite]

this thread really should be called "Damn Nature! You Scary!".

I mean... jesus... uses it's body to replace the fish's tongue. How is that even a thing?

 

[Ant-manic]

well it's a very considerate parasite. it could just eat the tongue and take off. how rude would that be?

 

[Piper Maru]

Can that thing attach itself to humans?

 

[Majik1387]

This would creep me out...

This is nothing, try driving with a wasp in the car

 

[Doctor Evo]

Can that thing attach itself to humans?

How would it respire?

 

[Piper Maru]

How would it respire?

It could wear a miniature hazardous environment suit.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

It could wear a miniature hazardous environment suit.

That almost makes it sound adorable.

 

[Doctor Evo]

Weird, the description for the photo of the fish parasite mentions Lutjanus, but the photo shows what appears to be Archosargus.

 

[Piper Maru]

Good thing it's not a Stegosaurus!

 

[Enriquespy]

Can that thing attach itself to humans?

Just listen how Pitbull sings.

 

[Piper Maru]

 

[Endeavor]

I hate that thing