OMFG--Kill It!!! Burn it with Fire!!!!!!

[Duke]

Giant carrot-eating bug is largest on record!

Hide your bunnies. This beastie will accept no competition.

Also... it loves you.

That thing is BIG!!!

 

[Wolfwood]

I came across a spider similar to this (In Iraq) but it was more orange and a little smaller. I was at a guard post and it crept up behind me . Luckily I had a stick , so I beat the living hell out of it. I told the next guard thinking it was still there but the damn thing had crawled away. We chatted for about five minutes and it came back. I kicked it into the direction of an oncoming truck that ran it over.

You served your country well. t:

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

That thing is BIG!!!

That's what SHE said!

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Giant carrot-eating bug is largest on record!

Hide your bunnies. This beastie will accept no competition.

Also... it loves you.

This is hateable.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

common man, it just wants to be loved and fed carrots...if either of these needs go unsatisfied it will simply eat your children.

 

[bullets]

That actually makes me feel a bit queasy. Him treating it like a pet is a bit of a
mind ****.

 

[Duke]

common man, it just wants to be loved and fed carrots...if either of these needs go unsatisfied it will simply eat your children.

Dude, you have a bright future on Comedy Central.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

at first i was flattered, but then the sarcasm smiley made me sad.

 

[Midnyte_Sun]

These can grow up to 4 inches long and look like Venom symbiote is taking it over.

 

[Hotwire]

6 Terrifying New Creatures Science Just Discovered!! (That need to die!)

To paraphrase part of the article, "Satan made these things while God was taking a nap!"

 

[Duke]

These can grow up to 4 inches long and look like Venom symbiote is taking it over.

WTH??!!

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

6 Terrifying New Creatures Science Just Discovered!! (That need to die!)

To paraphrase part of the article, "Satan made these things while God was taking a nap!"

Those things SUCK!!

 

[Kane52630]

 

[KALEL114]

That is my worst nightmare incarnate.

 

[Duke]

Looks like something from The Mist.

 

[Speedball]

This whole damned thread...

 

[Drizzle]

That...that can't be real.

 

[KALEL114]

That...that can't be real.

Oh it's shopped, but that won't stop my nightmares tonight.

 

[terry78]

That carrot eating one is the problem. Bugs ain't got no damn business being that big.

 

[Maximum Carnage]

 

[Maximum Carnage]

^-- macroscopic image of a Polychaete, or bristle worm. They live and thrive around deep sea vents in the ocean.

 

[terry78]

Giger was not off.

 

[KevanG]

Giger was far too subtle.

 

[Quasimod0]

6 Terrifying New Creatures Science Just Discovered!! (That need to die!)

To paraphrase part of the article, "Satan made these things while God was taking a nap!"

That was the worst thing ever.

 

[Maximum Carnage]

Giger was far too subtle.

Giger? Confuzzed.