One Will Kill You, One Will Save You.

[Aesop Rocks]

Chris Evans Tossing Salad ​

or


Chris Evans laughing Alone With Pizza

who do you trust?​

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Salad toss, it will kill me.

 

[Sawyer]

Chris Evans could toss my salad any day.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

@admin ban him ^

 

[KevanG]

Chris Evans could toss my salad any day.

Soon as I saw you had posted I knew that would be your answer.

I choose Pizza. He seems in a better mood.

 

[Guts]

I don't think I can imagine murder by salad tossing. So I choose psychotic pizza Evans.

 

[Volshe]

I never trust people eating (or tossing) salad.

 

[GR8GODZILLAGOD]

I was gonna make a tossing salad joke, but Sawyer already made it.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I'm gonna go with salad tosser to save me since that should keep him nice and mobile. As we all know, pizza slows you down with all the grease and dough so I'm confident salad tosser would be able to protect me against pizza Chris.

 

[David H.]

I would eat the pizza before he did. He would kill me in rage.

Trust Salad Evans.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I was gonna make a tossing salad joke, but Sawyer already made it.

leave my state

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Go with pizza Evans, the other would bore me to death about how awesome it is being vegan.

 

[Sawyer]

@admin ban him ^

Hey, you left yourself wide open for that one.