Onslaught.... REBORN!!!!

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  1. Valechan

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    BY THE GODDESS!!!!! ONSLAUGHT'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy!!!!!
     
  2. Boba_Fett_123

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    I call April Fool.
     
  3. BrianWilly

    BrianWilly Disciple of Whedon

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    You've got to be kidding me.

    This is so fcking stupid.

    Y'know...I just laugh now when people try to argue against the fact that Marvel doesn't know how to write a book without recycling old ideas and bringing back outdated stories. Considering that the evidence is staring them right in the face.

    Ooh, look at the grotesque Liefield art.

    Please let this be an April Fool's joke. Is it customary to have April Fool's jokes before April 1st?
     
  4. Valechan

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    The art looks new enough, they wouldn't draw so many pics just for a joke... wouldn't they?
     
  5. BrianWilly

    BrianWilly Disciple of Whedon

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    Good question. Not that it doesn't look like all that art was done in about four minutes, but yeah...

    And if it was a joke then it'd essentially be Liefield mocking himself, which would just be strange.
     
  6. Boba_Fett_123

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    If this is not a joke, then I fear for Marvel.
     
  7. FieryBalrog

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    Oh God, pleeeeeeease let this be false, pleeeeeeeeeease. This is going to turn out 10 times worse than the craptacular AoA cash-in.
     
  8. Intheknow101

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    The most craptacular news all day.
     
  9. bat_in_d_hat

    bat_in_d_hat Holiday

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    for me i think it'd be exciting but everything changed drastically after reading that Rob's gonna be involved in it then i just imagined how onslaught would look like with Rob on the artistic reins..OMG!! PVC pipes all the way! no offense on Rob but his art has remained the same for the last decade or so..nuthin new, hell his earliest works were alot better than what he has today..look at what Jim (Lee) did on the Hush storyline he did something new like the wash drawing effect thing, i mean that was very refreshing in retrospect with Jim's art..okay im gonna shut up now.
     
  10. Lightning Strykez!

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    Are they....serious? :confused:
     
  11. Boba_Fett_123

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    There are so many problems with this, it's frightening. Although, they did trounce all over an excellent story with a horrendous creative team, and then have the nerve to call it an anniversary "celebration". I guess since Onslaught was a crappy story to begin with, they're not too bothered.
     
  12. usagicassidy

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    How about release the first Onslaught on TPB form instead of making this mistake of a 're-make'.
     
  13. Manic

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    Man, this some bull***t.
     
  14. LittleMissVixen

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    ugh no thanks. once was enough.
     
  15. The Apocalypse

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    thats what i was thinking.
     
  16. Cyclops

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    If sebita thinks it's a good idea, then you KNOW it's a bad one.
     
  17. XFanTim

    XFanTim Two-Time DTL Champion

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    I really think this is an April Fools joke. Isn't Heroes Reborn generally regarded as a complete failure? When they made that crappy attempt to revisit the AOA, it was at least motivated by the fact that the AOA was a popular story.

    Gotta be a joke.



    Or else a really stupid idea.
     
  18. deemar325

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    Well fellas it's official, you can now get ice water in hell.
     
  19. Manic

    Manic User title? USER TITLE?!

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    Come now! We all know Marvel has had nothing but good ideas recently... like... uh...

    Crap.
     
  20. LittleMissVixen

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    I can't wait for....Return to the House of M: Ten Years Later.
     
  21. FieryBalrog

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    Oh geez. Just let them try, I hope their offices burn down.
     
  22. Cyclops

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    I think we should mash all these alternate realities together into one craptastic story. "Return to the House of the Age of Ultimate MojoWorld 2099 Reborn".
     
  23. LittleMissVixen

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    The Mutant Massacre 2: Die Another Day

    The X-Cutioner Sings Again

    The Inferno Rages on….20 Years Later


    (hmmm....those sound pretty good in comparison to Heroes Reborn Again)
     
  24. cookiva

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    Ew....I need a shower...
     
  25. Cyclops

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    Wait'll they start bringing back the X-Men's 1960s villains like The Locust and El Tigre because "We demanded it!"

    We did? Holy crap.
     

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