Drunk on a plane

[DV8]

seriously . . . it's taken them long enough to 'upgrade' all the used-to-be-hot airline attendants . . . they finally get a chance to hire a 26 year-old, and they hire this fuackin hag!?!

 

[redmarvel]

Thats what I was thinking. I mean they just serve food, pillows, & ignore the call button. What is wrong with being blitzed while doing it. As long as the the person doing the dafety regulations doesn't get drunk until she is done.

I think the problem is she is not a FUN drunk, she's a ROWDY drunk. Threatening the pilot no less, and she would have access to the cockpit too...

 

[Prognosticator]

She wouldn't have access to my cockpit!

 

[redmarvel]

What, you wouldn't even "crack the hatch" a little bit for her?

 

[Snipershot]

she was offloaded!

 

[Prognosticator]

What, you wouldn't even "crack the hatch" a little bit for her?

I'm not letting that weinch do anything with my crack!

 

[kane9321]

i'd hit it

 

[Prognosticator]

She looks like Kuato!


**Pops out of stomach!**


"Quaaaade....Start the reactoooor!"

 

[Ghostvirus]

I think the problem is she is not a FUN drunk, she's a ROWDY drunk. Threatening the pilot no less, and she would have access to the cockpit too...

She wouldn't have access to my cockpit!

What, you wouldn't even "crack the hatch" a little bit for her?

I'm not letting that weinch do anything with my crack!

Oh, man awesome! LOL!

 

[tzarinna]

*chuckles*
I thought they had the goods on me for a second there.

 

[WorthyStevens]

People like her give us drunks a bad name. Srsly.

 

[Orko Is King]

My friend missed his flight because he got drunk at the airport bar. He fell asleep in his seat and they woke him up before takeoff and kicked him off the plane and he ended being stuck at the airport for another 4 hours.

 

[redmarvel]

I'm not letting that weinch do anything with my crack!

t: What, Prognosticator, not even if she brought her own lubricant?

 

[Prognosticator]

t: What, Prognosticator, not even if she brought her own lubricant?

"I hate lubricant!" - Berman

 

[terry78]

Well, they say the chubby ones try harder. You get her in the sack, it's all about you. No selfish lover stuff.

 

[Prognosticator]

I would have to agree with that statement. No Paris Hiltony boredum from her!