Pony Trekking

[Eggyman]

I once rode a pony in Wales.

Me and a friend. A mate. We were stoned and thought it'd be fun. My pony kept tripping. Near the end of the trek I was told not to let my pony eat the poisonous plants. We were in a group of twenty, the rest being little girls.

We laughed quite a lot. Not just because we were red-eyed, but because some of the little girls were crying when their ponies were naughty and started running away from the group. It was quite smelly.

Have you ever pony trekked?

 

[Majic Walrus]

What the hell is a pony trek you limey brit.

 

[Eggyman]

You get on a pony and let it take you somewhere scenic. Normally in a group. Normally led by a woman who looks rough but you still would because you're behind her and are watching arse bounce on the saddle for an hour.

 

[Majic Walrus]

In America we have horses. And we ride the open range. Same thing?

 

[Eggyman]

In America we have horses. And we ride the open range. Same thing?

If you're not going to read my posts then don't reply to my posts that you haven't read!

No it isn't! Ponies. PONIES. They are smaller than horses.

BUT, actually, now that I think back... it was called Pony Trekking, but I'm quite sure we were on horses.

We limey Brits don't have open ranges. We call them fields. But we went on a trail to see the hills of Wales. It's a beautiful place, really. Quite nice and lovely and all.

 

[Majic Walrus]

:P

No I have not "pony trekked" I've ridden a full blown horse though.

 

[Eggyman]

You dirty bastard.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Pony Trekking. Boldly going where no fully grown horse has gone before.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Pony Trekking. Boldly going where no fully grown horse has gone before.

These are the voyages of my little pony. It's continuing mission to seek out scenic areas....

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Oh wow.

 

[Shemtov]

Pony Trekking. Boldly going where no fully grown horse has gone before.

These are the voyages of my little pony. It's continuing mission to seek out scenic areas....

Picard loves to ride holo-Horses.

 

[The Guard]

Why has no one made a My Little Pony/STAR TREK manip yet?

 

[SuperFerret]

Laziness.

Also, I am uncomfortable around equine species, and thus have never ridden a horse, pony, mule, donkey or zebra.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Don't ponies have weight limits?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Laziness.

Also, I am uncomfortable around equine species, and thus have never ridden a horse, pony, mule, donkey or zebra.

Or Tom Welling.

 

[SuperFerret]

Or Tom Welling.

Uhh... yeah... I've never ridden Tom Welling. Honest.

 

[CConn]

Once I had to Pony Trek for an hour in a theme park before I found a bathroom clean enough to use.

 

[terry78]

I thought this was some sexual slang before reading this thread, akin to the donkey punch. As in, "I axed my girl the other night if she wanted a pony trek, she said she doesn't like the way it feels at first."

 

[terry78]

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[The Lizard]

 

[Majic Walrus]

:facepalm