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[jaguarr]

So far these totems don't seem very good. Either that or people just have a heap of weaknesses.

They can't all be winners. :Spiritshavespokenshrug:

jag

 

[Green Goblin 1964]

fine I'm in....

 

[Jack Rabbit]

These are pretty good, I think.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Take my earlier post and not my later one please...I am at work so I'd like to see mine today (as I have no computer access until tommorrow).

I think these are good thus far.

 

[jaguarr]

I love this kind of thing

Noon, The Spirits have whispered your totem in my ear. You are a goldfish:

You have a propensity for looking into glass objects and making "O" faces with your lips. You live in a very small, personal world, somewhat in oblivion, but you are perfectly content with your circumstances. You are simultaneously loved by everyone, yet neglected by so many. You are a wonderful, loving companion who does not require much attention. You dislike it when people tap on glass objects in your presence. You bring much love, peace and placidity into this world. Chances are someone will flush you down a toilet when you die.


jag

 

[Erzengel]

Erzengel, The Spirits have spoken to me. They have disclosed that your totem is the meerkat:

Like your namesake, you have incredible vision and depth perception, which makes you an incredible judge of character. However, you spend a large amount of your time "underground", figuratively speaking, so you rarely use your gift. You are highly sexed and your girlfriend weeps when she walks because of this, though she loves you intensely. You have many, many friends and family but they are your only means of defense against predators so take great care not to offend you. Remember, you do not have to be the fastest runner in the pack; you just have to be faster than most.


jag

It's like you stared into my very soul.

 

[DorkyFresh]

lol. sounds like fun...i'm in!

 

[rdh007]

Stare into my soul...please!?

 

[Noon]

Noon, The Spirits have whispered your totem in my ear. You are a goldfish:

You have a propensity for looking into glass objects and making "O" faces with your lips. You live in a very small, personal world, somewhat in oblivion, but you are perfectly content with your circumstances. You are simultaneously loved by everyone, yet neglected by so many. You are a wonderful, loving companion who does not require much attention. You dislike it when people tap on glass objects in your presence. You bring much love, peace and placidity into this world. Chances are someone will flush you down a toilet when you die.


jag

Amazing, I should get goldfish tattoos on my shoulders...

 

[POWdER-man]

POWdER-man, I have spoken with The Spirits and they have revealed to me that your totem is gypsum:

You are solid but easily crushed. You are often transparent and your friends consider you to be rather clingy, though they admire you for your perfect cleavage (it's a geology term, so settle down). You are extremely flexible, which makes you popular with the ladies but you fall apart in a hurry if they are too rough with you. You are a kind, fragile soul that must be handled carefully. You are rich in every way except financially and nurture and nourish everything around you. A good career for you would be as a gardener.

jag

wow....I understand myself so much better now.....

 

[jaguarr]

I'd do it, but I like my sould where it is

Spider-Fan930, The Spirits have lingered your totem on the winds for all to hear, but only I can understand what they say. Your totem is the potato:

You are impossible to sneak up on because you have so many eyes. You are versatile with a million uses. You have a long life as long as you are kept in a cool, dry place and everybody loves you. You are wonderfully complimented by ketchup or chives and sour cream, further demonstrating your versatility. The Irish revere you like a god. You do have a very thin skin, however, and have a deep-seated fear of deep fryers.

jag

 

[Spider-Fan]

Spider-Fan930, The Spirits have lingered your totem on the winds for all to hear, but only I can understand what they say. Your totem is the potato:

You are impossible to sneak up on because you have so many eyes. You are versatile with a million uses. You have a long life as long as you are kept in a cool, dry place and everybody loves you. You are wonderfully complimented by ketchup or chives and sour cream, further demonstrating your versatility. The Irish revere you like a god. You do have a very thin skin, however, and have a deep-seated fear of deep fryers.

jag

I was always told I would be good at anything I chose to do, and I hate being alone. Thus, this is pretty accurate.

 

[PLAS]

are you reading my mind?

 

[nosebleed.]

Erzengel, The Spirits have spoken to me. They have disclosed that your totem is the meerkat:



Like your namesake, you have incredible vision and depth perception, which makes you an incredible judge of character. However, you spend a large amount of your time "underground", figuratively speaking, so you rarely use your gift. You are highly sexed and your girlfriend weeps when she walks because of this, though she loves you intensely. You have many, many friends and family but they are your only means of defense against predators so take great care not to offend you. Remember, you do not have to be the fastest runner in the pack; you just have to be faster than most.


jag

 

[Drakon]

No, but he's reading my stomache. I want a baked potato.

 

[jaguarr]

What the hell, I'm in...

TheEvolutionist, lucky are you for The Spirits have smiled upon you on this day of the nineteenth sun of the seventh month. They have asked me to reveal to you that your totem is the tadpole:

You are in a constant state of becoming. Many changes will be happening to you in the coming years, but you should not fear them for they are normal. Your voice will change. You'll grow legs and arms. Your tongue will become long and prehensile which will lead to a very dissatisfying sexual existence for you but make you extremely popular with your lovers. You are largely a loner and enjoy having your space. You seek shelter and safety at every moment. As you grow older, you will not be any safer, for your list of predators will merely change. Your natural enemy is the large mouth bass.

jag

 

[The Evolutionist]

TheEvolutionist, lucky are you for The Spirits have smiled upon you on this day of the nineteenth sun of the seventh month. They have asked me to reveal to you that your totem is the tadpole:


You are in a constant state of becoming. Many changes will be happening to you in the coming years, but you should not fear them for they are normal. Your voice will change. You'll grow legs and arms. Your tongue will become long and prehensile which will lead to a very dissatisfying sexual existence for you but make you extremely popular with your lovers. You are largely a loner and enjoy having your space. You seek shelter and safety at every moment. As you grow older, you will not be any safer, for your list of predators will merely change. Your natural enemy is the large mouth bass.

jag

Hahaha, nice! Even though I got through puberty over 5 years ago.

 

[fangrl06]

This thread is hilarious...I'm in.

 

[PLAS]

No, but he's reading my stomache. I want a baked potato.

man, now I'm gonna get the munchies

 

[jaguarr]

I'll do whatever it is..

Spidermanluvr28, The Spirits wish you to know that you are a lemming:

You have a very large collection of family and friends that you would follow unto the ends of the earth. You are fiercely loyal, loving and trustworthy. You will have many, many, many mates in your lifetime who will find your hirsuteness attractive. Dental health could be a problem for you, so be sure to brush and floss frequently. Also, keep up on your rabies boosters. You live comfortably with the knowledge that when you die you will be surrounded by your friends and family.

jag

 

[nosebleed.]

Spidermanluvr28, The Spirits wish you to know that you are a lemming:

jag

 

[jaguarr]

I'm just here because I need a new set of Ginshoes

Dew k. Mosi, The Spirits smile upon you even though they really don't like your blue hair. They have let it be known to the great eagle that your totem is the dingo:

You are a fiercely loyal pack animal with an intense dislike for Fred Schepisi. You are a huge Buffy The Vampire Slayer fan, love long walks on the beach and probably have glasses but don't wear them, preferring to squint instead. Australians love and revere you. Except for ranchers. They want to shoot you. You possess a titan sense of humor and an unquenchable hunger for human children. Your natural enemy is Meryl Streep.

jag

 

[Kelly]

LMAO.....this is too good to pass up....go for it.

 

[Spider-Fan]

LMAO.....this is too good to pass up....go for it.

It is...you can get anything (I got a potato )

 

[Drakon]

Spidermanluvr28, The Spirits wish you to know that you are a lemming:

You have a very large collection of family and friends that you would follow unto the ends of the earth. You are fiercely loyal, loving and trustworthy. You will have many, many, many mates in your lifetime who will find your hirsuteness attractive. Dental health could be a problem for you, so be sure to brush and floss frequently. Also, keep up on your rabies boosters. You live comfortably with the knowledge that when you die you will be surrounded by your friends and family.

jag

She has green hair and wears a big blue sweater?