Post Here To Find Out What Your Totem Is

[Mister Sinister]

OK, totemize me.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

JAG!


jag

 

[jaguarr]

The Spirits have been busy. Settle down or you'll all wind up as banana slugs.

jag

 

[KALEL114]

When time allows, I would like to know my totem. Please.

 

[nosebleed.]

such politeness will get you nowhere...unless you're into that sort of thing. *new age thinker* psh.

 

[fu manchu]

jag, i would like to know my totem.

 

[Harlekin]

Totemize me.

 

[TheMcGuffin]

Is someone slacking on Totem-making again?

 

[Mee]

Jag's totem is the sloth.

 

[TheMcGuffin]

Why no totem-making? It's not that the making is slow...it's that the making has stopped. Totem darnit!

 

[jaguarr]

A totem is a symbol of that which you are most tied directly to in the natural world. It's characteristics, strengths and weaknesses define you and the totem itself serves as a natural guardian for you. Totems can be animals, plants, or other natural object. Many, many moons ago, A Sioux Shaman saw the jaguar within me and connected our consciousness together. When he did this, he also bequeathed me with the great powah to see other people's totems. Now, I bring this great powah to you, the masses. For the low, low price of your soul after you die, I will tell you what your totem is and what that means. I will do this only for as long as it entertains me, so hurry and act now! The first ten callers will also receive a pair of Ginshoe knives. They're the knives that you can wear like a shoe!

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jag

jag

 

[hippy fascist]

ha ha, this thread had a shorter lifespan than most of holly's vanity threads

 

[Mee]

jag

But you were so close. I really wanted to know.

 

[SuperMonkey]

What be my totem?

[BLACKOUT]Just so you know, I've had this read before so I'll know if you're lying,. [/BLACKOUT]

 

[SalaciousVC]

Totemize me.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Okay, since jag won't do it for me, then I will declare my own totem.

My totem is Abraham Lincoln. So there.

 

[TheMcGuffin]

jag

So...it's going to take a while then, isn't it?

*rimshot*

 

[DBella]

A totem is a symbol of that which you are most tied directly to in the natural world. It's characteristics, strengths and weaknesses define you and the totem itself serves as a natural guardian for you. Totems can be animals, plants, or other natural object. Many, many moons ago, A Sioux Shaman saw the jaguar within me and connected our consciousness together. When he did this, he also bequeathed me with the great powah to see other people's totems. Now, I bring this great powah to you, the masses. For the low, low price of your soul after you die, I will tell you what your totem is and what that means. I will do this only for as long as it entertains me, so hurry and act now! The first ten callers will also receive a pair of Ginshoe knives. They're the knives that you can wear like a shoe!

*Disclaimer: Anyone injured, maimed, killed or otherwise offended by any content in this post or any subsequent posts by this author should seek counseling on their own dime or just blend in with the dirt. These posts may cause vertigo, delerium, headaches, stretch marks, gender confusion, crows feet, back acne, elevated blood pressure and/or trichotillomania. Warning: do NOT taunt this post. If it begins to glow, vibrate and shake, run away. The author is not responsible for any injuries or traumas sustained by the reader while reading this post.

jag

I guess I'm too late to find out what my totem is and what it means because it seems that this ... "pet project" of jag's doesn't entertain him anymore.

 

[DBella]

jag

So much like Kip.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Hey! I remember this thread!

 

[DDS]

I wants a totem!

 

[Nirvana]

I guess I'm too late to find out what my totem is and what it means because it seems that this ... "pet project" of jag's doesn't entertain him anymore.

I would have liked to have known mine as well. Lol, by the way, I like you "No Penis" quote in your sig.

 

[Captain Planet!]

I would like to be totemeded.

 

[Carcharodon]

I would like to be totemeded.

Good luck.

 

[moraldeficiency]

You're all sheep for wanting the same thing. totemizatization is very last year, currently "spirit furniture" is what the kids are into.