Post Here to Find Out Your Totem! - Version 2.0

[Scarlet spidey]

I'd like to ask for one, if it isn't too much trouble.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Where the **** is mine, Texan?

 

[PWN3R]

Chase. DO MEH.

(Can't believe I'd never seen this thread...)

 

[chaseter]

Where the **** is mine, Texan?

I think I already did yours

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Wrong!

 

[knowsbleed]

Psh... it's not like chaseter can top mine.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

i think i missed mine?

 

[chaseter]

Where the **** is mine, Texan?

I am back for a few totemz. I have selected Bamfer because he is bored because the 18 feet of snow is covering his door.

This is the special winter time edition. Some of the totems may be winter themed, that is why you winter wonder lads were selected.

I built an igloo and made a totem fire, which melted my igloo. However, the gods have spoken and they say that you Bamfer are a:

Wooly Mammoth

You are the large and in charge Wooly Mammoth. In your heyday, you were the king of the land. Everyone noticed you and everyone tried to kill you for your warm fur and delicious various assortments of meats. You were reverred, loved, and respected. You like to graze throughout the day and always have something in your hands to munch on (fiesta hot dogs ftl). You are loyal and affectionate and you like to roam around the vast plains of PA. You have an excellent memory and you always remember who did you wrong in your life. You also take massive poops. Many people have tried to tame you and ride you in carnivals but you would rather die than be tamed, unlike those ***** *** Elephant cousins. Your enemy is the Sabre Tooth Tiger.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I am back for a few totemz. I have selected Bamfer because he is bored because the 18 feet of snow is covering his door.

This is the special winter time edition. Some of the totems may be winter themed, that is why you winter wonder lads were selected.

I built an igloo and made a totem fire, which melted my igloo. However, the gods have spoken and they say that you Bamfer are a:

Wooly Mammoth

You are the large and in charge Wooly Mammoth. In your heyday, you were the king of the land. Everyone noticed you and everyone tried to kill you for your warm fur and delicious various assortments of meats. You were reverred, loved, and respected. You like to graze throughout the day and always have something in your hands to munch on (fiesta hot dogs ftl). You are loyal and affectionate and you like to roam around the vast plains of PA. You have an excellent memory and you always remember who did you wrong in your life. You also take massive poops. Many people have tried to tame you and ride you in carnivals but you would rather die than be tamed, unlike those ***** *** Elephant cousins. Your enemy is the Sabre Tooth Tiger.

A+

 

[knowsbleed]

You're also extinct.

 

[NotAHenchwench]

Yaaaaay! Chaseter is back!!!

 

[chaseter]

what page are you on now for the totems?

I am on your page...oh snap

The winter wonder lads series continues. The gods have spoken and they say you are a:

Polar Bear

You are the curious Polar Bear. Besides being in Coke ads and Al Gore movies, you love to play in the snow. You are a very stout person and you use that to your advantage. You are very friendly to those you know and love and not so much to strangers. They have the teeth marks and missing limbs to prove this. You have a quick temper. But, who doesn't when your home is being melted by evil Republicans? You have very oily and thick hair, which keeps you warm. Unlike most animals, you are active at both day and night. Lastly, you are also a keen napper. Video games and comics are exhausting work! Your enemy is the Orca Whale.

 

[chaseter]

Yaaaaay! Chaseter is back!!!

 

[chaseter]

Since I don't feel like trying to find the exact place I left off, the first person to post the chitty chitty bang bang lyrics will get a totemz.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Chitty bang bang, Chitty chitty bang bang.
Chitty bang bang, Chitty chitty bang bang.
Chitty bang bang, Chitty chitty bang bang.
Oh you pretty
Chitty bang bang, Chitty chitty bang bang,
we love you. And our pretty
Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty chitty bang bang loves us too.
High, Low, Anywhere we go, on Chitty Chitty we depend
Bang bang chitty chitty bang bang
Our fine four fendered friend
Bang bang chitty chitty bang bang
Our fine four fendered friend

Your Sleek as a thourough bred
Your seats are a feather bed
You turn everybody's head today

We'll Glide on our motortrip
With pride in our ownership
The envy in all we surbay

Oh Chitty, you Chitty, Pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang We love you
And Chitty our Chitty, pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Loves us to

High Chitty, low Chitty, anywhere we go On
Chitty Chitty we depend

 

[chaseter]

hahaha I didn't think someone would do it. You will have your totemz later today!

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Whooop! They don't call me the lovable idiot for nothin!

 

[PWN3R]

I demand my totemcision Chase, I demands it.

 

[knowsbleed]

When chaseter does not give you what you want when you want it... it just means that his racism is flaring up a bit more during this time of the year.

 

[NotAHenchwench]

;-; Go back and look to see where you left off!

 

[chaseter]

Symbiotic Toxin posted the lyrics to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. This pleases the gods...and Steve. He likes that movie. After watching the movie, the gods have spoken, and they say you are a:

Lemming

You are the Lemming! Some may call you ridiculous or silly, but you are actually a curious and funny little creature. You are extremely habitual. You have a certain way you do things and you do it no matter what. Some may call it OCD, others may call it Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. You are also a very social and group oriented animal. Not a leader by any means but you don't mind it, it suits you. You already touched the door knob five times...stop it. Anyways, you follow order to a 'T' and you do it well. You are a hard worker. Although you have been led off your path a few times by others, you always find your way back. You enjoy cuddling up in a warm blanket and turning snow yellow. Your enemy is the Fox.

 

[knowsbleed]

That's not a lemming...





THIS is a lemming:

 

[The IronMan]

I was right after the original bamfer on page seven so I believe the page Seven people are up Happy holidays Chaseter and thanks for doing this

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Symbiotic Toxin posted the lyrics to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. This pleases the gods...and Steve. He likes that movie. After watching the movie, the gods have spoken, and they say you are a:

Lemming

You are the Lemming! Some may call you ridiculous or silly, but you are actually a curious and funny little creature. You are extremely habitual. You have a certain way you do things and you do it no matter what. Some may call it OCD, others may call it Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. You are also a very social and group oriented animal. Not a leader by any means but you don't mind it, it suits you. You already touched the door knob five times...stop it. Anyways, you follow order to a 'T' and you do it well. You are a hard worker. Although you have been led off your path a few times by others, you always find your way back. You enjoy cuddling up in a warm blanket and turning snow yellow. Your enemy is the Fox.

I'm adorable!

 

[Alex The Great]

I want a totem!