Post Here to Find Out Your Totem! - Version 2.0

[chaseter]

I want a totem!

Steve and I are back for a limited run. The gods are angry at the lack of totems so I must appease them.

Animal

You are the infamous muppet psychotic, Animal. You are crazy, your hair is messy, and you like to bang on the drums even though you probably aren't that great at them but E for Effort none the less. You ramble on and on and nobody really understands you but at least the people in your head do! True friends those guys are. You act like you are on crack and you may be, I won't judge you. You and Cookie Monster are really good buds. Your redeeming qualities are that you have a high metabolism. Your enemy is the dog...he will chew you to shreds.

 

[Alex The Great]

I love you, let's make a suicide pact :heart:

 

[chaseter]

I demand my totemcision Chase, I demands it.

Steve and I apologize for the delay during our absence to Northern Alaska to experience the ice plains of Rhodanthe to consult with the Inuit spirits and by spirits I mean alcohol. If you drink enough you see cool lights in the sky and Josh Hartnett as an emo vampire.

Anyways, you are a

Emu

You are the curious and gracefully ungraceful Emu! You like to run and run you like. You have skinny legs that allow you to race with the speed of a Kenyan marathon runner. You are a very picky eater but when really hungry you will eat whatever scurries in front of you even though Taco Bell gives everyone diarrhea explosions. Like your cousin the Ostrich, you put your head in the sand when trouble is headed your way. If you have eaten Taco Bell that day, I guess that would be a good defensive strategy. Your eye sight is poor and you need to cut your fingernails and toe nails. Your enemy is the cheetah.

 

[KALEL114]

I will have Totem??

 

[chaseter]

Steve says nyuck klack trow sim meyoughser...which means sure.

 

[DarkReflections]

I had no idea that this thread still existed.

 

[chaseter]

;-; Go back and look to see where you left off!

Steve thinks you are hot. He wants me to give you this stick with a chicken foot tied on the end. He says it is a back scratcher.

Anyways, time for your totem. The gods have spoken and you are:

Unicorn

You are the majestic, regal, and stunning Unicorn. While like your cousin the mustang, you have a wild streak in you but you are more cautious with how you act. You are also very prissy but unlike other animals such as the housecat, you can have a anger streak and stomp your hooves until you get what you want. Like all female animals, there are theories that you poop diamonds and other shiny objects of great value. Unicorns are also very social creatures but only within their own herd. You don't run with too many others but your close friends are very special to you. You don't like being ridden either but you aren't against Drak saddlin' you up You are also one of a very few remaining of a dying breed. Your enemy is a hungry Voldemort.

 

[knowsbleed]

Is that a My Little Pony unicorn?


C'mon chase... c'mon.

 

[chaseter]

That show was amazing.

 

[NotAHenchwench]

Hhaha! That's fantastic! I love it!! :heart: Thanks Chase! I'll have to show Drak if he ever wakes up...

 

[NotAHenchwench]

Is that a My Little Pony unicorn?


C'mon chase... c'mon.

Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful.

That show was amazing.

Truth.

 

[MetalGear7]

Can I have a totem please?

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

Beer me one

 

[Marx]

I'm very curious about this whole thing.

 

[Shemtov]

I'm bringing this thread bck too ask chase for a new totem for my name which has changed since he gave me my totem.

 

[knowsbleed]

Out of all the random thread bumps, this random thread bump is random enough to give me a wtf face. Good on you.

That being said, my totem is still the bestest.

YAY nosebleed!!!

This is the special Halloween edition of Tikum Totem. The gods have spoken and me oh my they have told us that you, my man, nosebleed are a:

Raccoon

You are the mischevious Raccoon! You are a primarily nocturnal creature. You love shenanigans and carry rabies. You love to do things with your hands and are always fiddling with something. But, Jesus is watching you You are very curious, sneaky, and sly. You often find your way into commotion and are there to stir up more trouble. But, you always get away with it! You are also very secretive and are seen as a bandit. You like to steal little nick nacks and the most important thing you stole, was mah heart:heart: Awwwwww Your morals are grey and you don't mind dancing around the fine line between what is good and what is bad. You are also misunderstood and those nasty farmers and rabies haters want you dead. Your enemy is the Dog.

 

[Samwise Gamgee]

I'd like a totem!

 

[Piper Maru]

I'm very interested in my totem. Please enlighten me!

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Totemize me, soul man.

 

[chaseter]

I don't really know any of you anymore

 

[Piper Maru]

I guess I posted in haste, as I haven't been here very long.

 

[chaseter]

That and I have become bitter and resentful.

 

[Badger]

http://forums.superherohype.com/showpost.php?p=12247313&postcount=253

Jag where art thou?

 

[Enriquespy]

I hope I get one I like. Acording to the astec horoscope i'm a dog

 

[chaseter]

http://forums.superherohype.com/showpost.php?p=12247313&postcount=253

Jag where art thou?

Jag died in a Mayan temple trying to save humanity or his kid that wondered off from the tour group. Anywho...I did so to honor his sacrifice. Now someone else can take the mantle.