Protection for your banana!

[Zaed]

http://bananaguard.com/

 

[Topdawg]

wtf? useless.

 

[BatMatt]

not totally useless, I mean it makes sense to me. I bet the ladies love it too

 

[Lurk]

what if yer bananer's too big??

 

[Under The Rose]

Saw this on tv best usless invention ever! thats what the dam skin on a banana is for!!

 

[BatMatt]

what if yer bananer's too big??

maybe it comes in Magnum size as well

 

[Lurk]

But naners come in different shapes, too, kinda...

 

[BatMatt]

But naners come in different shapes, too, kinda...

Everyone's banana is unique in its own special way. They come in different shapes, colors, and sizes. But no matter what, it's always very important to protect your banana

 

[PWN3R]

*****.

 

[Leto Atrides]

*****.

The hinges and clasp look like they'd hurt .

 

[BatMatt]

Initially I thought this thread was for athletic cups

 

[Under The Rose]

Initially I thought this thread was for athletic cups

Why do they have many bananas?

 

[Gamma Ray]

How ironic. The black case is the XL version.

 

[Leto Atrides]

From the FAQ:

Q: "Is there a battery attachment?"

A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.

 

[U.S War Machine]

I thought the title of this thread meant something else

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Protect Your Beefheart

 

[enterthemadness]

I don't think a damn monkey or freakin ape will steal my banana's.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Dude, monkeys steal margaritas.
I've seen it on PBS.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

I thought this was a joke of some kind about protecting your penis ... lol

 

[Spider-X]

they'd make a killing if they had a vibrating function.

 

[Leto Atrides]

Lots of stuff sticking out looks like it would hurt though.

 

[tzarinna]

Keep it away

 

[Master Chief]

Perfik, I'm ordering 1000 boxes of them in case of a zombie invasion
so I can toss 'em at unsuspecting dumbass zombie faces from the roof of my place.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I'd benefit from this.

Seriously....the amount of times my mum has placed a banana in my school/college bag and I've gone to put my hand in my bag and removed my hand to find soggy banana all me. That's the least of my worries. It's when I look in my bag and realise it's all over my books and homework. It seems humourous to begin with....but not when you have banana encrusted into your school books for the next 9 months

 

[Carter]

If you have a teenage daughter and she "needs" a banana guard, don't be fooled.