Superman Returns Re: The Offical Jason Appreciation Thread

[Gogo Bananas]

Silly Superman shoulda given her uterus a once over with the X-Rays the morning after. He coulda easily spotted even a 2 celled embryo in there.
Really, that guy has NO excuse.

 

[Batman the 6th]

That does happen. I wonder why Richard didn't ask if Supes was the father?

 

[Gogo Bananas]

And not that I advocate abortion as a means of birth control, but REALLY! C'mon Supes! You coulda zapped that runaway gammate with your heat vision before it was half way up her cervix!
Um...can I say cervix on the boards?!?

 

[Batman the 6th]

That wouldn't be painful, plus Supes would never do that. It is a human being(or in this case half) at conception. Democrats believe that it is not a child until it is completely out of the womb. Ya know, so that when the childs head was out, it was not killing the baby by taking a drill and scrambling the babies brains. Then of course there is the whole fluid that burns the baby to death, and then they throw it away. Of course democrats believe it is not a human until it is all the way out. Republicans believe life starts at conception. Gee, they are also typically, not always, more educated. Hmm.

 

[charl_huntress]

Wow...WTF does this have to do with Superman's son??????

 

[Gogo Bananas]

So is Superman a Democrat or a Republican?
Which is a little confusing, since I thot he was Kryptonian.
comics is hard.

 

[Gogo Bananas]

Wow...WTF does this have to do with Superman's son??????

Oh...the thread is about the paternal lineage of the child in Superman Returns. If it's possible for a Kryptonian to mate with a Terran. Whether Lois is 'loose in morals' due to her apparently rampant sexual behavior either prior to or immediately after Supermans departure form Earth. Calculations of more likely paternity based on the gestation times of a human fetus. Yadda, yadda, yadda.
Dunno.
Didn't really read it all, just kinda came in at the end.

 

[charl_huntress]

Oh...the thread is about the paternal lineage of the child in Superman Returns. If it's possible for a Kryptonian to mate with a Terran. Whether Lois is 'loose in morals' due to her apparently rampant sexual behavior either prior to or immediately after Supermans departure form Earth. Calculations of more likely paternity based on the gestation times of a human fetus. Yadda, yadda, yadda.
Dunno.
Didn't really read it all, just kinda came in at the end.

Well...seems like you got a clear idea of what's going on. Carry on...

 

[Batman the 6th]

Superman/Clark, raised with high morals, also very educated in the universe and on Earth, would be a Republican in the stance of abortion. Now since he doesn't believe in any war, he would be a democrat, then again, there are Republicans that don't like the idea for war, but realize sometimes its unavoidable. Plus he would never kill his kid. I hope Go-go bananas was joking.

 

[Gogo Bananas]

Ah...but I never said abort the pregnancy...I said he coulda zapped his sperm before it was half way up her cervix - which is BEFORE it fertilizes the egg, ergo it wouldn't be abortion.
And no - heat visioning it wouldn't hurt, endoscopic lasers get used in surgery all the time.

 

[3 Dev Adam]

Wow your so freaking wrong its unbelievable!!!

Shhhh! I'm throwing a curveball here! Pretend you know nothing!

 

[Superman79]

Ah...but I never said abort the pregnancy...I said he coulda zapped his sperm before it was half way up her cervix - which is BEFORE it fertilizes the egg, ergo it wouldn't be abortion.
And no - heat visioning it wouldn't hurt, endoscopic lasers get used in surgery all the time.

Has anyone just thought that maybe he coulda just used a condom??

 

[Superman79]

What Earthly prophalactic could ever resist the awesome power of Supes solar charged sperm anyhow? A laytex condem - to fragile. A IUD? His sperm would evade it easily. A diaphram? They would push it outta the way. The pill? Naw - they'd swim up her fallopian tube and grab an egg themselves.

Wait. are we talking about Superman or Chuck Norris???

 

[bittercold]

Sorry didn't get time to read the whole thread. I seen the film on Saturday. Jason is supermans kid. He throws a piano into a guy (it does not actually show him throw the piano) in one scene where his mom, lois, is being attacked on Lexs ship. So I think that pretty much tells you or makes you think he is supermans son. Another hint that he is supermans kid is in a scene where it is hinted he recognizes Clark as Superman.

 

[fangrl06]

Silly Superman shoulda given her uterus a once over with the X-Rays the morning after. He coulda easily spotted even a 2 celled embryo in there.
Really, that guy has NO excuse.

he didn't have his powers.

 

[musclesforsupes]

Okay pissed off if what is true about the kid throwing a piano!!!

1. That was thrown in so all the kids who will be in the audience will go COOL I wish I was that kid, then spill there soda on the floor

2. You think Superman with all his knowledge would have known better in Superman II to have done the nasty without protection!!!!!

 

[Superman79]

2. You think Superman with all his knowledge would have known better in Superman II to have done the nasty without protection!!!!!

THAT"S WHAT I"VE BEEN SAYING!!

 

[musclesforsupes]

Maybe braniaic will kill the kid in the sequel, hell there might not be a sequel now, or it might be Superman Family Reunion Starring "The Kid", Huggies, and toilet training.

 

[ProductionMusic]

Okay pissed off if what is true about the kid throwing a piano!!!

1. That was thrown in so all the kids who will be in the audience will go COOL I wish I was that kid, then spill there soda on the floor

2. You think Superman with all his knowledge would have known better in Superman II to have done the nasty without protection!!!!!

I do not think he was expecting to give up his Powers there & then & besides he had no Powers its not like he could have flew to the nearest 7-11 or something

 

[Superman79]

Maybe braniaic will kill the kid in the sequel, hell there might not be a sequel now, or it might be Superman Family Reunion Starring "The Kid", Huggies, and toilet training.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little

 

[Superman79]

I do not think he was expecting to give up his Powers there & then & besides he had no Powers its not like he could have flew to the nearest 7-11 or something

Come on, every guy keeps a couple in the bedside table, just in case

 

[musclesforsupes]

I do not think he was expecting to give up his Powers there & then & besides he had no Powers its not like he could have flew to the nearest 7-11 or something

I dont buy it, he knew what he wanted to do with Lois before he entered the molecule chamber. He should have got some on the flight there.

 

[ProductionMusic]

Come on, every guy keeps a couple in the bedside table, just in case

Superman is no regular guy

 

[musclesforsupes]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little

I'll be throwing up if the kid throws the piano

 

[musclesforsupes]

Superman is no regular guy

He likes dog food though