Real things we can start acting aren’t real

[Silvermoth]

Hi everyone, now that we’re in the of fake news and flat earth/5G conspiracies I was wondering what other stuff we can make conspiracies about.

for example, boats aren’t real. Obviously you can’t put a chunk of metal in water and expect it to float

 

[thangaran]

The movie Oldboy is a copy of an older South Asian movie

 

[chamber-music]

The Hemsworth brothers are genetically modified lab grown super soldiers bred to battle the deadly Drop Bears.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

The chemicals added to foods/drinks/household products/personal care products etc. alone do nothing but they're in everything and the interactions cause the populace to be subjugated, easily manipulated, fearful & lowers intelligence.

 

[Iceman]

Trump has never used fake tan. It’s just a natural oranging that happens to modern geniuses, the more amazingly correct the things they say happen to be. So far it hasn’t affected other geniuses but they haven’t reached a high enough level for oranging to start yet.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Uh... Huh...

 

[Schlosser85]

Trump has never used fake tan. It’s just a natural oranging that happens to modern geniuses, the more amazingly correct the things they say happen to be. So far it hasn’t affected other geniuses but they haven’t reached a high enough level for oranging to start yet.

It's his high-octane brain fluid tinting his skin orange.

 

[Schlosser85]

The Hemsworth brothers are genetically modified lab grown super soldiers bred to battle the deadly Drop Bears.

Also they're not Australian, because Australia is not a real place.