Recast Untouchable Screen Classics

[Tg11]

Apocalypse Now (2015)

Colonel Walter E Kurtz- Daniel Day Lewis
Captain Benjamin L Hillard- Leonardo DiCaprio
Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore- Josh Brolin
Jay Chef Hicks- Giovanni Ribisi
Lance B Johnson- Noel Fisher
Chief Phillip- Anthony Mackie
Tyrone Clean Miller- Chadwick Boseman
Colonel Lucas- Taylor Kitsch
Photojournalist- Eric Bana

 

[Tg11]

Goodfellas (2015)

Henry Hill- Leonardo DiCaprio
Jimmy Conway- Bradley Cooper
Tommy DeVito- Mark Ruffalo
Karen Hill- Amy Adams
Paulie- Chazz Palminteri
Billy Batts- Steve Buscemi
Johnny Roastbeef- Vince Vaughn
Frankie Carbone- Roberto Benigni
Sonny Bunz- Harvey Keitel
Janice Rossi- Drea De Matteo
Stackz Edwards- Anthony Mackie
Spider- Giovanni Ribisi
Tuddy- Vincent Pastore
Vinnie- Abe Vigoda

 

[Tg11]

Scarface (2015) (Remake of the 1983 film)

Tony Montana- Oscar Isaac
Elvira Hancock- Rachel McAdams
Manny- Tyler Posey
Gina Montana- Hailee Steinfield
Frank Lopez- Javier Bardem
Mel Berstien- Michael Fassbender
Alejandro Sosa- Benicio Del Toro
Omar Suarez- Jean Dujardin
Jerry The Banker- Eric Roberts
Hector The Toad- Raymond Cruz
Ernie- Rigo Sanchez
Nick The Pig- Michael Pena
Alberto The Shadow- Carlos Pratts

 

[gwynplaine]

Misery
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Annie Wilkes - Charlize Theron

Paul Sheldon - Matt Damon

Buster - Tommy Lee Jones

Virginia - June Squibb

Marcia Sindell - Blythe Danner

 

[Tg11]

Misery
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Annie Wilkes - Charlize Theron

Paul Sheldon - Matt Damon

Buster - Tommy Lee Jones

Virginia - June Squibb

Marcia Sindell - Blythe Danner

This is a perfect remake cast especially for Misery, definitely a remake I would see

 

[Tg11]

The Crow (2015) (Remake of the 1994 film)

Eric Draven- Joseph Gordon Levitt
Shelley- Rachel Bilson
T-Bird- Nick Stahl
Skank- Ben Foster
Tin Tin- Edi Gathegi
Grange- Idris Elba
Gideon- Ian Gomez
Sarah- Willow Shields
Top Dollar- Luke Evans
Sgt. Albrecht- Eamonn Walker
Darla- Evangeline Lilly
Myca- Jamie Chung

 

[Eddie Dean]

Boogie Nights (2016)

Miles Teller - Dirk Diggler

Tom Hanks - Jack Horner

Amy Adams - Amber Waves

Melissa Benoist - Rollergirl

Thomas Middleditch - Reed Rothchild

Donald Glover - Buck Swope

Haley Joel Osment - Scotty J.

H. Jon Benjamin - Little Bill Thompson

Dan Stevens - Todd Parker

Nicole Beharie - Becky Barnett

 

[Eddie Dean]

Efren Ramirez - Maurice Rodriguez

Willem Dafoe - Floyd Gondolli

Chevy Chase - The Colonel James

Matthew McConaughey - Rahad Jackson

 

[Tg11]

To Kill A Mockingbird (2015)

Atticus Finch- Jon Hamm
Scout Finch- McKenna Grace
Jem Finch- Max Charles
Tom Robinson- Chadwick Boseman
Boo Radley- Johnny Depp
Mayella Ewell- Dakota Fanning
Bob Ewell- William H. Macy
Maudie Atkinson- Hillary Swank
Heck Tate- Matthew McConaughey
Judge Taylor- Brian Cox
Calpurnia- Sophie Okonedo

 

[Tg11]

Shawshank Redemption (2015)

Andy Dufresne- Bradley Cooper
Red- Chiwetel Ejiofor
Captain Hadley- Tom Hardy
Warden Samuel Norton- Christoph Waltz
Heywood- Til Schweiger
Brooks Hatlen- Malcolm McDowell
Bogs Diamond- Michael Shannon
Tommy- Milo Ventimiglia

 

[Napoleon]

The Big Lebowski (2016)

The Dude - Jake Gyllenhaal
Walter Sobchack - Liev Schreiber
Donny Kerabatsos - Aaron Paul
Jeffrey Lebowski - Brian Cox
Maude Lebowski - Jessica Chastain
Bunny Lebowski - Margot Robbie
Brandt - Josh Gad
The Stranger - J.K. Simmons
Jackie Treehorn - Bryan Cranston
Jesus Quintana - Oscar Isaac

 

[gwynplaine]

^ Good ones Tg11, Eddie Dean and Napoleon

Unforgiven
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William Munny - Mel Gibson

Ned Logan - Forrest Whittaker

Little Big Daggett - Jeff Bridges

English Bob - Alan Rickman

The "Schofield" Kid - Nicholas Hoult

 

[Napoleon]

First Blood

John Rambo - Christian Bale

Colonel Sam Trautman - Russell Crowe

Sheriff Will Teasle - Vincent D'Onofrio

Art Galt - Michael Rooker

 

[Tg11]

Home Alone (2015) (Remake of the 1990 film)

Kevin McCallister- Aiden Flowers
Harry Lime- Jack Black
Marv Merchants- Will Ferrell
Peter McCallister- Thomas Gibson
Old Man Marley- Jeff Bridges
Kate McCallister- Amy Yasbeck
Megan McCallister (Kevin's sister)- Abigail Breslin
Linnie McCallister (Kevin's sister)- Bella Thorne
Buzz McCallister (Kevin's brother)- Noah Munck
Uncle Frank McCallister- Chris Elliott
Gus Polinski- Paul Giamatti
Jeff McCallister (Kevin's brother)- Peyton Meyer
Aunt Leslie McCallister- Daryl Hannah

This is a remake of an all-time Christmas movie classic

 

[Tg11]

A Christmas Story (2015) (Remake of the 1983 Christmas classic)

Ralph "Ralphie" Parker- Aiden Flowers
Mrs. Parker (Ralphie's mother)- Marcia Cross
Mr. Parker (Ralphie's father; The Old Man)- Bryan Cranston
Randy Parker (Ralphie's brother)- Sal Pandolfo, Jr.
Flick- Zach Mooney
Schwartz- Tyler Massei
Mrs. Shields- Frances Fisher
Grover Dill- Christian Distefano
Scut Farkus- Levi Miller
Santa Claus- David Koechner

 

[CaptainWagner]

To kick off the Christmas season:

Miracle on 34th Street

Kris Kringle - Robert DeNiro

Fred Gailey - Tobey Maguire

Doris Walker - Christina Hendricks

Julian Shellhammer - Rainn Wilson

Mr. Sawyer - Patton Oswalt

Judge Harper - Jay Sanders

Charlie Halloran - Nick Offerman

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[gwynplaine]

The Untouchables
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Elliott Ness - Ryan Gosling

Al Capone - Vin Diesel

Jim Malone - Brendan Gleeson

George Stone - Oscar Isaac

Oscar Wallace - Haley Joel Osment

Frank Nitti - Mads Mikkelsen

 

[Napoleon]

^Sweet! I'd cast Jon Bernthal as Capone though since he reminds me so much of a young DeNiro.

 

[Tg11]

Christmas Vacation (2015) (Remake of the 1989 Christmas classic)

Clark Griswold, Jr- Will Ferrell
Ellen Griswold- Leslie Mann
Audrey Griswold- Ariel Winter
Rusty Griswold- Jared Gilmore
Clark Griswold, Sr.- Ed Asner
Nora Griswold- Doris Roberts
Arthur "Art" Smith- Kelsey Grammer
Frances Smith- Blythe Danner
Cousin Edward "Eddie" Johnson- John C Reilly
Cousin Catherine Johnson- Kristen Wiig
Cousin Rocky Johnson- Ethan Pugiotto
Cousin Ruby Sue Johnson- Maisy Stella
Uncle Lewis- Jerry Stiller
Aunt Bethany- Betty White
Todd Chester- John Corbett
Margo Chester- Sarah Silverman
Frank Shirley- Bill Paxton
Helen Shirley- Valerie Bertinelli

 

[Tg11]

The Ref (Remake of the 1994 Christmas classic)

Gus (Denis Leary)- Chris Pratt
Caroline (Judy Davis)- Sarah Jessica Parker
Lloyd (Kevin Spacey)- Ty Burrell
Jesse (Robert J. Steinmiller, Jr.) (Caroline & Lloyd's son)- Dylan Sprayberry
Rose (Glynis Johns) (Lloyd's mother)- Joan Collins
Lt. Huff (Raymond J. Barry)- David Strathairn
Murray (Richard Bright)- John Ratzenberger
Connie (Christine Baranski) (Lloyd's sister-in-law)- Jennifer Jason Leigh
Gary (Adam LeFevre) (Lloyd's brother)- Stanley Tucci
Dr. Wong (BD Wong) (Marriage Counsellor)- John Cho
Siskel (JK Simmons)- Kyle Chandler

 

[Tg11]

Scrooged (2015) (Remake of the 1988 Christmas comedy classic)

Francis Xavier "Frank" Cross- Ben Stiller
Claire Phillips- Gwyneth Paltrow
Lew Hayward- John Lithgow
Brice Cummings- Stanley Tucci
Grace Cooley- Viola Davis
Eliot Loudermilk- Jonah Hill
Ghost of Christmas Past-
Ghost of Christmas Present-
Preston Rhinelander- Tommy Lee Jones
Calvin Cooley- An unknown child actor
Herman- Victor Garber
Gramma- Nancy Wilson
James Cross- Vince Vaughn
Wendi Cross- Sarah Silverman
Mr. Cross- Jerry Stiller

 

[Jordacar]

^Sweet! I'd cast Jon Bernthal as Capone though since he reminds me so much of a young DeNiro.

I'm not sure about that, cuz Capone was a real dude. Sure, Diesel looks about as much like the real Capone as DeNiro did, but still.

 

[Eddie Dean]

Blow Out (2016)
Dir. Rian Johnson

Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Jack Terry

Juno Temple - Sally

Michael Pitt - Burke

Donal Logue - Manny Karp

 

[gwynplaine]

The Room
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Johnny - Sebastian Stan

Mark - Dan Stevens

Lisa - Scarlet Johansson

Danny - Josh Hutcherson

 

[DarkKnight]

First Blood

John Rambo - Christian Bale

Colonel Sam Trautman - Russell Crowe

Sheriff Will Teasle - Vincent D'Onofrio

Art Galt - Michael Rooker

*Standing ovation*
If this were to ever happened what a perfect cast choice!!!!