Recast Untouchable Screen Classics

[Eddie Dean]

Jason Schwartzman - Buddy Holly

with Jason Bateman as Jimmie Dimmick

and Bryan Cranston as Captain Koons

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

It's that time of the year again! Come discuss the 2012 SHH! Movie awards

 

[Joker's Lackey]

Star Wars A New Hope

Luke Skywalker - Emile Hirsch
Obie Wan - Gary Oldman
Han Solo - Karl Urban
Leia Organa - Amanda Seyfried
Darth Vader (In Voice Only) - Benedict Cumberbatch
Darth Vader (Only in Suit) - Kevin Durand
the Emperor - Bill Nighy
C3P0 - Jim Parsons

 

[KalMart]

Jaws


Chief Brody - Bruce Willis
Hooper - Joseph Gordon Levitt
Quint - Tommy Lee Jones

 

[DaRkVeNgeanCe]

I could definitley see JGL as Hooper.

 

[KalMart]

The Godfather

Now:

Vito Corleone - Daniel Day Lewis

Michael Corleone - Tom Hardy

Santino Corleone - Adrian Brody

Tommy Hagen - Ryan Gossling

Kay Corleone - Rose Byrne

Fredo Corleone - Shia Lebeouf



20 years ago:

Vito Corleone - Robert DeNiro

Michael Corleone - Sean Penn

Santino Corleone - John Turturro

Tommy Hagen - Kevin Spacey

Kay Corleone - Nicole Kidman

Fredo Corleone - Steve Buscemi

 

[DarkKnight]

The Good The Bad and The Ugly

Man with no name: Hugh Jackman

Angel Eyes: Liam Neeson

Tuco: Danny Trejo

 

[KalMart]

Pretty good.

 

[KalMart]

Taxi Driver

Travis Bickle - Jake Gyllenhaal

Betsy - Rachel McAdams

Tom - Seth Rogen

Sport - Oscar Isaac

Iris - Chloë Grace Moretz

 

[DarkKnight]

Jaws


Chief Brody - Bruce Willis
Hooper - Joseph Gordon Levitt
Quint - Tommy Lee Jones

Not Bad, Here is my Jaws cast:

Chief Brody - Karl Urban
Hooper - JGL or ryan gosling
Quint - Ian McShane

 

[CashforStash]

Back to the Future

Anton Yelchin - Marty Mcfly

Bryan Cranston - Doc Brown

Jane Levy - Lorraine Baines

Andrew Garfield - George Mcfly

Really stuck on a Biff aha.

 

[DarkKnight]

Back to the Future

Anton Yelchin - Marty Mcfly

Bryan Cranston - Doc Brown

Jane Levy - Lorraine Baines

Andrew Garfield - George Mcfly

Really stuck on a Biff aha.

brilliant

 

[Sawyer]

Shia.

 

[KalMart]

Shane


About ten years ago I thought they could have take the cast right out of 'Proof Of Life' to do this one, at least for the main three...

Shane - Russel Crowe

Joe Starett - David Morse

Marian Starett - Med Ryan

Joey Starett - Haley Joe Osmont

Ryker - Bryan Cox

Wilson - Vigo Mortenssen

 

[KalMart]

Blade Runner


Deckard - Thomas Jayne

Rachael - Anne Hathaway

Roy Batty - Paul Bettany

Pris - Blake Lively

Gaff - Benicio Del Toro

 

[Drizzle]

I liked Eddie Dean's Jurassic Park recasting earlier in the thread, but I thought I'd give it a shot.

JURASSIC PARK: IF IT WERE MADE TODAY

Joel Edgerton as Alan Grant

Jennifer Lawrence as Ellie Sattler (Before you say she's too young, Laura Dern was only 25 when she made Jurassic Park)

Robert Downey, Jr. as Ian Malcolm (Makes perfect sense)

Michael Caine as John Hammond

Patton Oswalt as Dennis Nedry

Idris Elba as Ray Arnold (it's pretty much his character from Prometheus anyway )

Iain Glen as Robert Muldoon

Walton Goggins as Donald Gennaro

 

[Eddie Dean]

I love Iain Glen as Muldoon, Khaleesi.

 

[Godsfireworks]

RDJ as Malcom would be a show stealer for sure.

 

[Drizzle]

RDJ's Tony Stark and Goldblum's Malcolm are almost cut from the same cloth.

 

[MMMMM...Pancakes]

Like the JP cast!

 

[Eddie Dean]

Boogie Nights

Zac Efron - Dirk Diggler

George Clooney - Jack Horner

Connie Britton - Amber Waves

Danny McBride - Reed Rothchild

Amber Heard - Rollergirl

Chiwetel Ejiofor - Buck Swope

John Hawkes - Little Bill Thompson

Jonah Hill - Scotty J

Tom Wilkinson - The Colonel James

Chris Evans - Todd Parker

 

[Eddie Dean]

Michael Pena - Maurice Rodriguez

Sam Rockwell - Rahad Jackson

 

[johnrain]

Flashdance:

Julianne Hough as Alexandra "Alex" Owens
Jake Gyllenhaal as Nick Hurley
Helen Mirren as Hanna Long
Michelle Trachtenberg as Jennie Szabo
Seth Rogen as Richie
Brian Austin Green as Johnny C

 

[Donnie Darko]

Boogie Nights

Zac Efron - Dirk Diggler

George Clooney - Jack Horner

Connie Britton - Amber Waves

Danny McBride - Reed Rothchild

Amber Heard - Rollergirl

Chiwetel Ejiofor - Buck Swope

John Hawkes - Little Bill Thompson

Jonah Hill - Scotty J

Tom Wilkinson - The Colonel James

Chris Evans - Todd Parker

Very well done!

 

[Eddie Dean]

THE SHINING

Michael Shannon - Jack Torrance

Kirsten Dunst - Wendy Torrance

Pierce Gagnon - Danny Torrance

Danny Glover - Dick Hallorann