Recast Untouchable Screen Classics

[David H.]

Okay. That one, for real, has me like

 

[Longuecarabine]

Why?

 

[ehh]

The Nutty Professor

Starring...

Kevin Hart. As Everyone.

 

[David H.]

Marvel's Pulp Fiction!

Robert Downey Jr. as Vincent Vega
Don Cheadle as Jules Winfield
Scarlett Johansson as Mia Wallace
Frank Grillo as Butch Coolidge
Mike Colter as Marsellus Wallace

Tom Hiddleston as Pumpkin
Elizabeth Olsen as Honey Bunny

Chris Pratt as Lance
Krysten Ritter as Jody

Michael Rooker as Maynard
Sebastian Stan as Zed

Anthony Mackie as Marvin
Frank Whaley as Brett

Mahershala Ali as Paul

Paul Rudd as Jimmy
with Stan Lee as Captain Koons
and Samuel L. Jackson as The Wolf

That's all I got. There's probably a million other ways to go with this.

But please, no Agents of SHIELD.

 

[Longuecarabine]

So you did think Mike Colter was a good idea for Marsellus Wallace?

 

[Eddie Dean]

DCEU's Pulp Fiction!

Ben Affleck as Vincent Vega
Will Smith as Jules Winfield
Margot Robbie as Mia Wallace
Joe Manganiello as Butch Coolidge
Laurence Fishburne as Marsellus Wallace

Scoot McNairy as Pumpkin
Jena Malone as Honey Bunny

Ezra Miller as Lance
Amber Heard as Jody

Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Maynard
Michael Shannon as Zed

Ray Fisher as Marvin

Gal Gadot as Esmeralda Villalobos

with J.K. Simmons as Captain Koons
Jesse Eisenberg as Jimmy
Russell Crowe as The Wolf
and Jared Leto as The Gimp

 

[Silvermoth]

Elvira, mistress of the dark
Elvira - Christina Hendricks
Bob redding - Joe Mangianello
Uncle Vincent - Benedict Cumberbatch
Chastity Pariah - Megan Mullaly

 

[Eddie Dean]

True Romance (2016)
Dir. Joe Carnahan

Miles Teller - Clarence Worley

Elizabeth Olsen - Alabama Whitman

Sharlto Copley - Drexl Spivey

Haley Joel Osment - Dick Ritchie

Chris Pine - Floyd

Ryan Hurst - Virgil

Zach Woods - Elliot Blitzer

Jason Bateman - Lee Donowitz

Patrick Wilson - Mentor

 

[Eddie Dean]

James Badge Dale - Detective Nicky Dimes

Frank Grillo - Detective Cody Nicholson

with Ray Liotta as Vincenzo Coccotti

and Liam Neeson as Clifford Worley

 

[David H.]

Cool cast. I was going to do True Romance as well but a bit differently.

I had Shameik Moore (Dope) as Clarence and Michael Shannon as Coccotti.

 

[Eddie Dean]

I'm not 100% happy with Liotta, but I wanted a Carnahan repertory member and he fit the best. Might have gone with John Turturro if not, but Shannon would be a good choice too. Also thought about J.K. Simmons as Clifford, but it's all about Neeson, man.

 

[Sawyer]

Pixar Does Rankin/Bass' Christmas​

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Rudolph - Jay Baruchel
Hermey - Patton Oswalt
Santa Claus - Tom Hanks
Clarice - Anna Kendrick
Yukon Cornelius - John Ratzenberger
Donner/Coach Comet - Kyle MacLachlan
And
Sam the Snowman - Nathan Lane

Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town

Kris Kringle/Santa Claus - Tom Hanks
Mrs. Jessica Claus - Idina Menzel
Burgermeister Meisterburger - Christoph Waltz
Winter Warlock - Billy Crystal
Tanta Kringle - Maggie Smith
And
S.D. Kluger - Victor Garber

Frosty the Snowman

Frosty - John Goodman
Karen - Amy Poehler
Professor Hinkle - Richard Kind
Santa Claus - Tom Hanks
And
Narrator - Kelsey Grammer

 

[Breogan]

^Those are great!

The Year Without A Santa Claus

Heat Miser - Jack Black
Snow Miser - Stephen Colbert

?

 

[DawnWarrior]

Marvel's Pulp Fiction!

Robert Downey Jr. as Vincent Vega
Don Cheadle as Jules Winfield
Scarlett Johansson as Mia Wallace
Frank Grillo as Butch Coolidge
Mike Colter as Marsellus Wallace

Tom Hiddleston as Pumpkin
Elizabeth Olsen as Honey Bunny

Chris Pratt as Lance
Krysten Ritter as Jody

Michael Rooker as Maynard
Sebastian Stan as Zed

Anthony Mackie as Marvin
Frank Whaley as Brett

Mahershala Ali as Paul

Paul Rudd as Jimmy
with Stan Lee as Captain Koons
and Samuel L. Jackson as The Wolf

That's all I got. There's probably a million other ways to go with this.

But please, no Agents of SHIELD.

This was all great, but I feel like we can do better with these two. Might I suggest Aaron Himelstein (the SHIELD tech from TWS & AoU) for Brett, and Eka Darville for Marvin.

 

[David H.]

Oh, yeah, Malcolm would be good for Marvin.

Well, like I said, there's a few different ways to with that cast.

Almost had Chris Evans as Butch, Redford or Tommy Lee Jones as The Wolf, Donald Glover as Marvin, Clark Gregg as Jimmy or The Wolf and so many others I missed.

 

[Eddie Dean]

I'd go with D'Onofiro as Captain Koons and move Stan Lee to the Bescumi Buddy Holly waiter.

 

[Eddie Dean]

and Elodie Yung as Esmeralda Villalobos!

 

[Longuecarabine]

The Tale of Beren and Luthien (2016)

Director: Michael Mann

Producer: Steven Spielberg

Music: John Williams

Budget: $80 million

Beren: Richard Madden

Luthien: Alicia Vikander

Finrod: Nico Evers-Swindell

Sauron: Ben Foster

Thingol: Paul Bettany

Melian: Eva Green

Celegorm: Joe Dempsie

Curufin: Iwan Rheon

Huan: Idris Elba

Daeron: Alfie Allen

 

[Eddie Dean]

I'm sure Michael Mann is really interested in directing a supplemental work to Lord of the Rings.

 

[Longuecarabine]

Well I thought he'd do a good job with it, he also did a nice job with The Last of the Mohicans.

 

[Eddie Dean]

Mann is interested in REAL MEN doing REAL THINGS, not fairies and goblins!

 

[Longuecarabine]

I think he'd appreciate the ending. Have you read The Silmarillion?

 

[Eddie Dean]

No and I don't want to.

 

[Longuecarabine]

So does anyone else have an opinion on it?

 

[Longuecarabine]

A Christmas Carol (2016)

Ebenezer Scrooge: Jeremy Irons

Bob Cratchit: Ben Whishaw

Mrs. Cratchit: Kelly MacDonald

Jacob Marley's Ghost: Peter Stormare

Fred: Daniel Radcliffe

Fezziwig: Robbie Coltrane

Young Ebenezer: Richard Madden

Belle: Daisy Ridley

Ghost of Christmas Past: Eddie Redmayne

Ghost of Christmas Present: John Rhys-Davies

Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come: Spencer Wilding

Dick Wilkins: Tom Felton